What's in the package?

So the box actually contained; love, harmony and the ascension of the spirit, through human community.
 
I sent for that from Amazon bloody ages ago.
 
They've had 100 years to get a ceremonial package opening table made. FFS.
 
Nice gag lard arse
 
How many people does it take to open a package?
 
pass the parcel
 
it says maybe opened?wtf

I think she said "It says it may be opened" referring to the date, if someone mentioned earlier it said 26th? Because she followed that up with "but we're opening it up tonight".
 
Dull- a bunch of letters and a lame scarf