Let's have your top 3.
1. Shearer
2. McManaman
3. Savage
We need more Garth Crooks he is so mad he's brilliant.
1. Shearer
2. McManaman
3. Savage
We need more Garth Crooks he is so mad he's brilliant.
Worst Football Pundits
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Savage's commentary was one of the best things about last season!
It was him or Merson for me. The thing is Savage is annoying on purpose - Merse is just mad.
1. Keown
2. Jenas
3. Mcmanaman
2. Jenas
3. Mcmanaman
Mcmanaman is the worst. His demeanour is affected by Liverpool winning or not and it’s widely unprofessional.
Same with Jenas and Spurs
At what? Jenas and Richards are fecking awful in terms of football knowledge but Richards is good at offering something different to the 'vibe' and chemistry between the pundits. Redknapp is also shite along with O'Hara.
I like Crouch, Onuoha and Carragher.
I like Crouch, Onuoha and Carragher.
Am absolutely baffled every time I see Ashley Cole being asked to provide insight, or even just complete sentences
Same for Joe Cole actually
Same for Joe Cole actually
But no the answer is Sherwood
Jamie Redknapp. God knows how he even manages to get himself a salary to do it.
See Talksport post match phone in is O'Hara and Agbonlahor. Talk about dumber and even dumber.
Anyone who isn't Ally McCoist is automatically shit.
These 3 plus Owen and McCoist
Bastian Schweinsteiger, no one can be worse. He just drains the energy and excitement out of you.
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Seriously I can’t stand listening to pre-match analysis, half time analysis or full time analysis anymore. It’s inane, trite, cliche ridden and one thing I’ve noted is its trying to create characters of them, like these ‘heated’ arguments. I get the feeling TV companies know that the majority are starting to tune out from it so they got to pull it back in by doing this.
I just watch the game and I wish I could watch it without the commentary (god bless you Amazon Prime for having the no commentary option).
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3. Them
Seriously I can’t stand listening to pre-match analysis, half time analysis or full time analysis anymore. It’s inane, trite, cliche ridden and one thing I’ve noted is its trying to create characters of them, like these ‘heated’ arguments. I get the feeling TV companies know that the majority are starting to tune out from it so they got to pull it back in by doing this.
I just watch the game and I wish I could watch it without the commentary (god bless you Amazon Prime for having the no commentary option).
Tim Sutton 
I don't mind Savage, he is a bit excitable, the Bruno Fernandes of commentators.
Is that Tim Sherwood and Chris Sutton's lovechild.Tim Sutton
Sherwood, Agbonlahor and O'Hara. All awful and even more clueless than the average ones.
I don't think its great having former players of the teams playing providing commentary/ punditry to be honest.
I don't think its great having former players of the teams playing providing commentary/ punditry to be honest.
I do like him he's got the right balance.
Genuinely difficult to pick a top 3!
1. Redknapp
2. Owen
3. Shearer
(Some honourable mentions: Murphy, Wright, Keown, Souness, Ferdinand, Scholes)
1. Redknapp
2. Owen
3. Shearer
(Some honourable mentions: Murphy, Wright, Keown, Souness, Ferdinand, Scholes)
Let’s just assume that was the joke and I made it intentionally, and not that I’m a blithering idiot
(and I really dislike Sherwood too so it works!)
Jenas is the worst all-rounder. Awful in the studio and in the commentary box. He adds nothing, and his voice is basically a sleeping pill.
I really dislike Neville as a co-commentator, he's not very good in the moment, but I like him when he's had the chance to collect his thoughts in the studio. The deeper analysis on MNF is often very good too.
Souness is pretty awful. He seems like the kind of guy where you could show him evidence of something yet he would still choose to believe the lie because he prefers it. He is unbearable whenever the conversation is directed towards the Glazers. He can't even get their name right, let alone any basic information about their ownership.
I really dislike Neville as a co-commentator, he's not very good in the moment, but I like him when he's had the chance to collect his thoughts in the studio. The deeper analysis on MNF is often very good too.
Souness is pretty awful. He seems like the kind of guy where you could show him evidence of something yet he would still choose to believe the lie because he prefers it. He is unbearable whenever the conversation is directed towards the Glazers. He can't even get their name right, let alone any basic information about their ownership.
Fair enough.
You can't get away from Jenas either. He is even on non sport programes.
Souness, Neville and Jenas are piss poor.
Redknapp because he's a moron with a predictable style, "Wouldn't you say so, [insert name] ?" (cue Insert name)
Jenas has way too high an opinion of himself.
Jenas has way too high an opinion of himself.
Richards, Redknapp and karen I dont know her last name.
Paul Scholes. They bring his dull, dour demeanour before our games and his mere presence ensures that we’ll play shite and he’ll have more opportunities to pile on.
1. Jenas
2. McManananaman
3. Sherwood
Honorable mentions - Shearer, Richards, Sherwood, Owen, Redknapp, Keown, Souness
2. McManananaman
3. Sherwood
Honorable mentions - Shearer, Richards, Sherwood, Owen, Redknapp, Keown, Souness
I don't watch enough of them to comment on many but any time Redknapp is in studio I'm amazed he's paid money to talk about football. He gets overly defensive any time anyone disagrees with him, which is all the time because he doesn't know his arse from his elbow.
Owen, Richards and Jenas.
All utterly clueless.
All utterly clueless.
Martin Keown.
In no particular order:
Keown
Mcmanaman
Shearer
Carragher
Jamie Redknapp
Chris Sutton
Souness
Richards
I'm sure there are many more.
I haven't got the time for any of them. Have no interest in what they think about a game I've just watched.
Keown
Mcmanaman
Shearer
Carragher
Jamie Redknapp
Chris Sutton
Souness
Richards
I'm sure there are many more.
I haven't got the time for any of them. Have no interest in what they think about a game I've just watched.
- Jenas
- Jenas
- Jenas
1. Fara Williams
Would it be considered sexist of me to say most of the women because they never played near the level of what they are talking about?
Chris Sutton' drone is unbearable and there's a female version of him too, but I can't remember her name. .... Emma Hayes
Chris Sutton' drone is unbearable and there's a female version of him too, but I can't remember her name. .... Emma Hayes
1. Jermain Jenas
2. Michael Owen
3. Mcmanaman
Keown as well, what a prat
2. Michael Owen
3. Mcmanaman
Keown as well, what a prat
Neville is my number one
Agbonlahor. No idea how an average pace merchant has so much to say about other players ability
Surprised not to see more of Redknapp. He’s awful.
Neville and Carragher are much better and knowledgeable.
Neville and Carragher are much better and knowledgeable.