Nice Guy award winner 2011 at his best.
The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults
- Thread starter Brophs
- Start date
Can I just say that at the time of promotion, there wasn't a single poster that misused the apostrophe key on his keyboard more than this motherfecker did? At the very least he has used them correctly in the post I've quoted above. Just goes to show that being the worst isn't necessarily a bad thing (okay, that's a bit of a stretch), but also an opportunity for improvement.
Well, I can’t say I’m surprised I’m coming home with this award, I am humble in feeling that maybe it is undeserving so I do owe a lot of thanks to the Caf’ for making this possible.
Worst n00b promoted, where do I begin? Am I a terrible newbie? Am I, as suggested by my name, a cnut? All rhetorical questions of course.
Fist let me begin by reminding all that without a Kid Cunto there would be no SteveJ, no good without bad. No Ying without Yang. I like to think I’ve provided the Caf’ with this wonderful Welsh lad.
I’ve enjoyed my rollercoaster of a year with the Caf’, I feel I’ve lots more to offer and contribute to this wonderful forum, given the chance of course. I’m grateful I’ve yet to be banned, if I am as bad as made out to be, that is. I’m also apologetic towards moses and brewlio, two wonderful men, without them I wouldn’t be here, I let them down. Also apologises to Sally Cinnamon and Luminous Lizard, two posters I was promoted with, who I’ve also surely disappointed.
I’m Kid Cunto, worst newbie promoted 2011, but I’m your worst newbie. Good Craig, good Craig indeed.
As bonus info here are the words that got Kid Cunto promoted in the Promotions Mod Thread:
Moses couldn't make it tonight, he says he's ill.
6 months later Cunto's awarded "Worst Newbie".
Moses couldn't make it tonight, he says he's ill.
I think his exact words were "I'm sick of being blamed for Cunto".
Craig did you actually have a speech planned? Bravo
Jaysus, I feel even worse now.
bazalini received 9 votes out of 34. Geebs received 4 for scarring the newbies for life. Olly received 3 for terrorizing RAWK with a Sky Sports poll. peterstorey received 3 as well for being peterstorey.
Scholesy once told me to leave him alone, I got him a monkey
My banning was like a game of Chinese Whispers. Half of that stuff never happened. Anyway, I'm off to watch the hurricane on this.
Cheers folks!
poor KuntoStorey is wumming on a too sophisticated level for most of the plebeian caftards to appreciate.
He has actually decided to be entirely serious about Wenger's ten year plan and what not. Longterm. He is relentless in his dedication.
All joking aside, you're far from the worst. You're just visible and pisstaking is like a snowball.
Yes yes yes. That really pissed me off.
Atleast I got voted 2nd best newbie of the year in the newbie-awards! 
We had such a great PM-exchange when I was still in the newbies, B19. I was the one who made that Breaking Bad-picture of you!I'm probably the best worst newbie ever.
No that was Uncle Junior. You're of the hook this time, kid.
No that would be becks'disciple, you are 2nd though.
I jest, you're not a bad poster at all, nowhere near it.
Creepiest Poster Of The Year 2011
This one was a tight run thing between Weaste and Girish, with just one vote (and gladly a few thousand miles) separating them. And for a while it looked like Girish’s molestation of a young woman on a bus was going to win the day, but that would have been to underestimate just how long Weaste’s lenses are, so to speak.
This was always going to be Weaste’s backup award, the one he knew he had in the bag even if the one he really wanted didn’t fall his way. If he wasn’t posting pictures of random women that he’d snapped from the window of his wanking room, I mean, office, he was charming the ladies of the forum with gems like:
This one was a tight run thing between Weaste and Girish, with just one vote (and gladly a few thousand miles) separating them. And for a while it looked like Girish’s molestation of a young woman on a bus was going to win the day, but that would have been to underestimate just how long Weaste’s lenses are, so to speak.
This was always going to be Weaste’s backup award, the one he knew he had in the bag even if the one he really wanted didn’t fall his way. If he wasn’t posting pictures of random women that he’d snapped from the window of his wanking room, I mean, office, he was charming the ladies of the forum with gems like:
All that being said he isn’t on the register, and we’ve been advised that the chances of making the charges stick are somewhat slim, so your Creepiest Poster of 2011 is Weaste Dildo.WeasteDevil said:
I liked uncle junior.
Weaste Dildo.
Weaste with 14 votes out of 58.
Girish with 13 votes.
Espada with 11.
To put that into perspective, rimaldo got 4.
Girish with 13 votes.
Espada with 11.
To put that into perspective, rimaldo got 4.
Amongst other things.
To be fair, Weaste was the only one with the guts to google further when I started my 'jailbait' thread. Well deserved.
You started a jaibait thread? I can tell that did not end well.
There are some posts which you can tell who wrote them without seeing the name. That post there is one of them, and most of Weaste's fall under that category.
I actually searched for that quote, thinking it was real.
The wonders of Weaste.
The wonders of Weaste.
Worst Caf Moment
A lot of us expected the Worst Caf Moment to be the Caf being down for two days. But no, true to form the people of the Caf have shown us that what they really get upset by, what really grinds their gears, is when someone tries to stop them looking at scantily clad women and their tits. For the Mods the whole Googlegate thing was a pain in the arse as we had to search through hundreds of threads looking for dirty pictures, of which there were a lot.
But for you lot it seems that you didn’t want the Man telling you which celebrities you could and couldn’t post pictures of in their underwear, in wet t-shirts, or even with bizarrely massive foreheads (sorry, Boss). Essentially you were all helping each other to wank.
The Worst Caf Moment as voted for by you is Google forcing us to shut the old General Forum
A lot of us expected the Worst Caf Moment to be the Caf being down for two days. But no, true to form the people of the Caf have shown us that what they really get upset by, what really grinds their gears, is when someone tries to stop them looking at scantily clad women and their tits. For the Mods the whole Googlegate thing was a pain in the arse as we had to search through hundreds of threads looking for dirty pictures, of which there were a lot.
But for you lot it seems that you didn’t want the Man telling you which celebrities you could and couldn’t post pictures of in their underwear, in wet t-shirts, or even with bizarrely massive foreheads (sorry, Boss). Essentially you were all helping each other to wank.
The Worst Caf Moment as voted for by you is Google forcing us to shut the old General Forum
btw, kudos for brewlio and Brophs (?) for hosting this! Great read so far
feck Google!
It is. He got banned for saying it to Brad's missus.