The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Time for an interval/shit.
SteveJ received 12 votes out of 74. Sultan was second with 9. R_Nick and Olly third with 5 each.
What is encouraging is that 33 different posters received votes, so we have a very large contingent of nice guys/gals on this forum. Well done, everyone.
What is encouraging is that 33 different posters received votes, so we have a very large contingent of nice guys/gals on this forum. Well done, everyone.
SteveJ does seem nice
Course, if you checked his IP it would probably be rednev's. That's the magic of the net.
Course, if you checked his IP it would probably be rednev's. That's the magic of the net.
Hail SteveJ! We are not worthy!
Oi!! I voted for you in the mod award you cnut
just a little joke, randy, take deep breaths!Award for the Agenda Poster of the Year
He has said on a number of occasions that he’s done with the Berbatov thread. Then you pop in and notice that he’s slagging Berbatov about the way he laces his boots or where he does his weekly shop. In the absence of Johnno, someone had to fight the good fight, I suppose. I’ve no doubt his Christmas treat at home is to get his missus to wear the Berba mask and then bum her dry, all the while shouting “You’re doing this to yourself. You drove me to this”.
Randall Flagg
He has said on a number of occasions that he’s done with the Berbatov thread. Then you pop in and notice that he’s slagging Berbatov about the way he laces his boots or where he does his weekly shop. In the absence of Johnno, someone had to fight the good fight, I suppose. I’ve no doubt his Christmas treat at home is to get his missus to wear the Berba mask and then bum her dry, all the while shouting “You’re doing this to yourself. You drove me to this”.
Randall Flagg
ah bollox
7 out of 39 for Randall.
jveezy is basically doing what Terry Wogan does for the Eurovision voiceover. I like his style.
Wow. Is that four for Randall now?
That's a relief...
Well deserved, congrats SteveJ
3 I think. Same number as wr8.
Three.
I see Sults wasn't joking about the newbie access.
Let's hope the rednev name change was also serious
Let's hope the rednev name change was also serious
In that case:
We want four! We want four!
We want four! We want four!
Stick to Toblerones in future, it's safer...
Bollocks, I hoped he was messing.I see Sults wasn't joking about the newbie access.
Let's hope the rednev name change was also serious
RandallI'll see you down there soon under another name I guess?Bollocks, I hoped he was messing.
Thanks, everyone. And very well done to MUM, Nick & the other winners. My hero Randall has won more awards in a calendar year than Messi & Pep combined.
And very well done to MUM, Nick & the other winners. My hero Randall has won more awards in a calendar year than Messi & Pep combined. Now you are not happy you got more than a sentence Randall?
Best Banning
Some say he was a shameless wum who was playing us like fools. Others say that his only crime was loving football too much. All we know is, he’s called Scholesy.
Scholesy swept through the Caf like a slightly special needs-y hurricane with statements like “You can’t improve your technique after the age of 16”, “I don’t like Macheda’s personality”, “Nathan Delfouenso is better than Pato” and Modric is a world class centre-mid (let’s pretend for the sake of pride that he wasn’t spot on about that one).
He was able to turn any thread into an all-out war with such cutting remarks as “You window-licking feckhead” and “Modric is a gayboy lolllz” being thrown around (all in his direction, tbf). But he stuck to his belief that the best young player at United was Oliver Norwood (he signed up after he’d been banned and gave the game away by asking about Norwood in a thread that had nothing to do with him) and that’s how I want to remember him: utterly, utterly wrong.
Scholesy
Some say he was a shameless wum who was playing us like fools. Others say that his only crime was loving football too much. All we know is, he’s called Scholesy.
Scholesy swept through the Caf like a slightly special needs-y hurricane with statements like “You can’t improve your technique after the age of 16”, “I don’t like Macheda’s personality”, “Nathan Delfouenso is better than Pato” and Modric is a world class centre-mid (let’s pretend for the sake of pride that he wasn’t spot on about that one).
He was able to turn any thread into an all-out war with such cutting remarks as “You window-licking feckhead” and “Modric is a gayboy lolllz” being thrown around (all in his direction, tbf). But he stuck to his belief that the best young player at United was Oliver Norwood (he signed up after he’d been banned and gave the game away by asking about Norwood in a thread that had nothing to do with him) and that’s how I want to remember him: utterly, utterly wrong.
Scholesy
Good job Mr. J and I think you might not be done yet.
Randall.Dammit Nick, bribe someone, get me some newb access too.
Not by Charlotte Church at least, mate.
Ahh Scholesy, I think the hate for Welbeck's interview technique was my favourite of his.
An interesting note about rednev's award. He received 42.3% of the vote. MUM received 15% of the vote for her award. A study conducted by the Institute of Small Non-Overlapping Sample Sizes has concluded that rednev is nearly three times as racist as MUM is nice.
Can't argue with that logic.
Can't argue with that logic.
I think he'll be safe from being renamed Suarez. Already a Suarez on the site: RedCafe.net - View Profile: SuarezLet's hope the rednev name change was also serious
No "Luis Suarez" though.
Yeah.
Yes, I made it. Had to leave work early. My boss is gonna be pissed tomorrow