Randall Flagg
Worst of the best
I am quite relieved I did not win worst poster.
You were beginning to turn a corner in this thread. You've just ruined it now.
I'll concur. Thank you to all the writers for letting me pop in with occasional sideline reports. While counting the votes I noticed several amusing trends, so I appreciate the opportunity to point them out. Here are the final vote tallies.Cheers lads, was a pleasure. Plenty of spastics to work with so the awards practically wrote themselves. Weaste is a pervert, Randall's shit and Boss is gay. It's not rocket science, merely elementary.
It's pretty hard to feckin' miss.You would notice that.
This is how all award ceremonies must end zebra.You were beginning to turn a corner in this thread. You've just ruined it now.
Ban him.
Pater made a call.And yet, and shitting yet, you won two of the motherfeckers.
How do you do it?
Im surprised you are not whining for that. Or is this your way of whining?I am quite relieved I did not win worst poster.
This is why youre shit.
Good thing your opinion counts for nothing thenMockney is shit though! You all have very poor taste IMO.
Nope, that honestly would have hurt my E-FeelingsIm surprised you are not whining for that. Or is this your way of whining?
He's a bit like you, but not 1/1000th as bad. Most of what he posts is total bollocks.Good thing your opinion counts for nothing then
Just because yer losin'.He's a bit like you, but not 1/1000th as bad. Most of what he posts is total bollocks.
As I said in the previous thread, you're a better poster, and we're now scraping the bottom of the barrel. You'll notice that everyone that has won poster of the year tends to talk a right load of bollocks in the football forums and then an even greater amount of bollocks everywhere else.Just because yer losin'.
The Welsh did well – SteveJ picked up two gongs
For being wise, and likeable, and pally;
While Rednev, too, impressed the gathered Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime,
Who crowned him Fuhrer of the Rhonda Valley.
Old Blunder won the accolade of WUM
For causing newbies months of fear and strife;
Most like her Caf persona – that was MUM
(She’s slightly pointless too in real life).
Had Scholesy missed the Best Banee award,
Or Weaste Most Creepy, t’would have been a scandal:
Loud protests would have raged across the board
And sour complaints - especially from Randall,
.He also took the prize for his ‘agendas’
.(I think that means a spat, between two benders).
You've missed around half the awards, but other than that, great job, little buddy.So there we go boys and girls, all done and dusted. Please find below a fullm list of the winners for 2011 in each category.
REGULARS SECTION
Best poster 2011: Mockney
Worst poster 2011: Kelvin
Most under-rated poster 2011: rcoobc
Most improved poster 2011: Mockney
Poster who should have posted more 2011: Plech
Most clueless poster 2011: Devilish
Biggest Whiner 2011: Randall
Best E-Fight 2011: Boss v Brwned
Poster who is usually drunk or stoned the most whilst posting 2011: Popper
Funniest Poster 2011: rimaldo
Funniest Post 2011: Plech's All turn to Kopites.
Nice guy award 2011: SteveJ
CE Forum Essay writer of the Year 2011: Team Brian GB
CE Forum Nazi of the Year 2011: Team Brian GB
Grumpy Old Git of the Year 2011: Randall
MODMIN SECTION
Worst Banning 2011: CZ
NEWBIE SECTION
Best Newbie 2011:SteveJ
Worst Newbie promoted 2011: Kid Cunto
MISC
Best thread 2011: Attack the Space
Best Caf Moment 2011: Attack the Space
Worst Caf Moment 2011: Google
]Biggest WUM 2011: Baz
Rant of the Year 2011: Boss' Can I live?
Brad award for Drama Queen of the Year 2011: Boss
Keyboard warrior of the Year 2011: Boss
Best Windup of the Year 2011: Newbies closing
Worst Windup of the Year 2011: friendlytramp
Redcafe lifetime achievement award: Spoony Youngblood
Goodnight and God bless.
Cheers, I think it's for the best I don't post a gif or video in response to this.Well done everyone.
Particularly Brophs, Brews, and JV for making it a very enjoyable evening. Let's not forget the posters who have made this all possible.
Kid Canto - I was wumming about the ban.
Not a single SGLS. It takes a few days back to remember how much I hate you all.
You can feck off. You got 171 of the bastards for Kopites.By way of recap, I'm reposting my sonnet, which literally everyone blanked back on page 14. I'm quite bitter about the whole thing... these awards nights always end like this, weeping all over my tuxedo.
The Welsh did well – SteveJ picked up two gongs
For being wise, and likeable, and pally;
While Rednev, too, impressed the gathered Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime,
Who crowned him Fuhrer of the Rhonda Valley.
Old Blunder won the accolade of WUM
For causing newbies months of fear and strife;
Most like her Caf persona – that was MUM
(She’s slightly pointless too in real life).
Had Scholesy missed the Best Banee award,
Or Weaste Most Creepy, t’would have been a scandal:
Loud protests would have raged across the board
And sour complaints - especially from Randall,
.He also took the prize for his ‘Agendas’
.(I think that means a spat, between two benders).
Not a single SGLS. It takes a few days back to remember how much I hate you all.
Can you copy and paste them in then, numb nuts.You've missed around half the awards, but other than that, great job, little buddy.
I can defer them to you if you like.And yet, and shitting yet, you won two of the motherfeckers.
How do you do it?
Yeah!You've missed around half the awards, but other than that, great job, little buddy.
By way of recap, I'm reposting my sonnet, which literally everyone blanked back on page 14. I'm quite bitter about the whole thing... these awards nights always end like this, weeping all over my tuxedo.
The Welsh did well – SteveJ picked up two gongs
For being wise, and likeable, and pally;
While Rednev, too, impressed the gathered Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime,
Who crowned him Fuhrer of the Rhonda Valley.
Old Blunder won the accolade of WUM
For causing newbies months of fear and strife;
Most like her Caf persona – that was MUM
(She’s slightly pointless too in real life).
Had Scholesy missed the Best Banee award,
Or Weaste Most Creepy, t’would have been a scandal:
Loud protests would have raged across the board
And sour complaints - especially from Randall,
.He also took the prize for his ‘Agendas’
.(I think that means a spat, between two benders).
Not a single SGLS. It takes a few days back to remember how much I hate you all.
And last but not least, the most important award of the night, that brewlio and/or I did in no way forget to post...
The Most Helpful Mod
Probably not for the first (or last) time he’s won this one. Whether it’s responding to every request he gets with a cheery PM, sorting out tickets for all and sundry or sticking up for posters who need a bit of encouragement rather than a bollocking, he’s one of the most genuine folks I’ve had the pleasure of encountering (albeit online) he’s pretty much universally well thought of and makes the job of both being a mod and also not being considered a knobhead look relatively simple. The Caf’s very fortunate to have Sultan and hopefully he’ll still be winning this award for many years to come.
Sultan
Amazing you guys even think exactly the same thingThe Most Helpful Mod
Probably not for the first (or last) time he’s won this one. Whether it’s responding to every request he gets with a cheery PM, sorting out tickets for all and sundry or sticking up for posters who need a bit of encouragement rather than a bollocking, he’s one of the most genuine folks I’ve had the pleasure of encountering (albeit online) he’s pretty much universally well thought of and makes the job of both being a mod and also not being considered a knobhead look relatively simple. The Caf’s very fortunate to have Sultan and hopefully he’ll still be winning this award for many years to come.
Sultan