Joey, I hope your support team are still reading this for you. You need to know that these outbursts are not fit for public consumption. If Suarez gets a six-match ban it will not be because his crime is the worst to ever occur on a football pitch. It will not be because he's foreign. It won't be because he plays for Liverpool because - and I mean this with as much kindness as I can muster for such a bloody fool - the idea of an anti-Liverpool conspiracy suggests that the club retains some kind of modern relevance and impact (outside of the bubble-permed minds of the supporters).
It will be because he's a horrible little s**tbag, because this is the second time he has bitten someone despite previously getting a seven-match ban, because he commits dozens of incredibly unpleasant acts over the course of the season, and because he shows no real contrition or desire to truly improve his behaviour. The latter is something that LFC should be most concerned with, considering the great efforts made to develop him into a f***ing adult instead of the full-mouthed toddler he currently is.
Sorry, fell into another parallel universe: in that one LFC refused to accept his repeat offences and lip-service apologies and actually tried to make an effective change to his behaviour. That Liverpool actually seemed to give a s**t about the wider public opinion. This one is content to offer up the same worthless sentiments while bending riiiight over for their best player and letting him f*** them all in turn. And this ain't lovemaking, and it ain't tender. And the fans too, spread-eagled and wincing as he rolls his way through them all.
And this, all of this, proves one point above all others: Liverpool FC are small-time and they are desperate. Big clubs do not allow their star player to make such an utter c**t out of everyone associated with the club. Big clubs do not cower from the power of one man, no matter how talented.
So Joe, with your magical calculations and reasons behind the unfair persecution of kind baby Luis - and incredible dismissal of his own racial incident as 'the whole Evra thing' - you may feel that he is hard done by. But that is because you are so full of his sharp-headed seed that it has f***ing ruined your brain.
thayden