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Im happy with the ban though, even if I find it a tad harsh
I'm not violent, just instinctively violent“I am not a violent player. What happened with Ivanovic was instinctive and I am very sorry.”
Yes that will help you Luis, tell them that you can't help it.I'm not violent, just instinctively violent
If he scores with the nozzle is it counted?35m for Suarez
£150 for a tailor made nozzle
You see, I'm of the opinion that suarex wont be forced to do anything he doesnt want to.Thinking about this and wether it will "force him out", I'm in two minds wether I'd like it to.
He's their best player and the only one (apart from Gerrard) who had a realistic chance of featuring in a typical big CL side.You could argue that such a long ban maybe stop him from being a massive fecking idiot in the future... but precedent would work against you on that.
I wonder why some Liverpool fans have so much patience for him.... I mean, he's a great player, but it's not like there arn't better ones, or potential better ones out there... who would be worth far less hassle then Suarez. Having said that, you tend to find most Liverpool fans that do hero-worship him are the younger fans... and they probably think that he's Liverpools greatest ever player and don't have a clue that Kenny Daglish use to actually be a footballer...
I realise that, but it's not like they couldn't use the 20m-30m they would get for him and go out and by another CL quality striker...He's their best player and the only one (apart from Gerrard) who had a realistic chance of featuring in a typical big CL side.
None of them would be stupid enough to join that sinking shipYou could argue that such a long ban maybe stop him from being a massive fecking idiot in the future... but precedent would work against you on that.
I wonder why some Liverpool fans have so much patience for him.... I mean, he's a great player, but it's not like there arn't better ones, or potential better ones out there... who would be worth far less hassle then Suarez. Having said that, you tend to find most Liverpool fans that do hero-worship him are the younger fans... and they probably think that he's Liverpools greatest ever player and don't have a clue that Kenny Daglish use to actually be a footballer...
He'll still miss the first 6 games of next PL season but will be able to get some match fitness in the Europa League games.Disgraced Liverpool striker Luis Suarez could return to competitive action in the third week of July, and it's all thanks to Liverpool's fair play this season.
Despite their star man picking up a ten-match ban for biting Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, Liverpool could still make it into the Europa League next season through the UEFA Fair Play League.
If they do qualify, Brendan Rodgers' men would have to play seven competitive qualification games before the season starts, and Suarez could be eligible from the second qualifying round first leg.
Here's hoping for some incredibly ill-tempered games this weekend!Only cards issued on the pitch are taken into consideration in the fair play standings, with retrospective disciplinary action ignored.
UEFA will offer a place in next season's Europa League competition to the top ranking club from each of the top three fairest European leagues.
England are currently fourth behind Norway, Sweden and Finland in the overall rankings, but have a month to make up the difference.
Liverpool are second behind Arsenal in the Premier League fair play table, but with the Gunners looking set to finish in fifth place at the very least, Brendan Rodgers' men would take the qualification place.
His side have 49 yellow cards and two reds this season, given to Daniel Agger and Jonjo Shelvey earlier in the campaign, but the fair play table also takes into account positive play, respect towards opponents and the referee and behaviour of team officials and public.
Naah. They just count on field cards.Surely your fair play rating would be affected by a 10 match ban for violent conduct.
He must have chewed his own face at birth.Im surprised Chadwick never took a bite out of anyone, his teeth looked designed for it.
Yeah, Reina, like that time he lost his temper and racially abused someone on the pitch. Great person."Those who know him know he's a great person but sometimes, when he plays, his temper plays tricks on him."
There would be a strange irony to that!How weird would it be for Suarez get to play matches in spite of his ban for violent conduct, via fair play....
feck logic!
Right, so a quick scan through the comments and opinions of 'Pool fans whining that this isn't fair because of this or that; they've compared Suarez to:
CANTONA: for an assault
KEANE: for deliberately injuring an opponent
BALE: for his diving antics
JT: for the racist charges
And still they don't seem to understand that he is so detested and banned for 10 games because, he is ALL of these rolled into one man!!!!
I dont think they said they wouldnt accept it.-they would prefer not to qualify that way. I doubt they would turn it down.Liverpool, allegedly, said the other week they would not accept europe through the fairplay league. Southampton sit in second are would apparently take it. Also I assume the Suarez ban is domestic so european matches dont matter?
You can't base bans on that.Its harsh because bans should be given based on the potential damage caused by the offense. When Aguero gets away with two foot stomping Luiz with intent only to cause harm, Suarez' 10 matches for superficial biting is inconsistency and illogical.
Maybe they can get Cesar Millan in. Failing that he could have a collar fitted that can given him an electric shock in the event of him making a sudden lunge.
Spitting, racism and biting shows a vile and a disturbing side of a human being.Its harsh because bans should be given based on the potential damage caused by the offense. When Aguero gets away with two foot stomping Luiz with intent only to cause harm, Suarez' 10 matches for superficial biting is inconsistency and illogical.
:dBrendan Rodgers: "there's that little wire in his brain that sometimes acts differently. That's what we're trying to help".