BREAKING: Louis van Gaal sacked
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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It's funny because it's a @Cina joke. Haha, I get it now. Obligatory smiley: 
Its a issue with this type of thread wums though. Many see RedCafe as a great Man United source and it will do something with the credibility.
So we'd be trading one philosophy for another? No passion. No creativity. No one willing to take risks. Sound familiar?
I'm not saying that he's isn't great as a number 2, but it's very difficult to make the step up. Just look at Queiroz or Mclaren. I think he needs to go away and prove himself elsewhere before taking over here. Maybe at Svenskafans.com or Bvb-forum.de
I got an alert saying my post had been replied to but can't see it 
How will it do anything for credibility when it's very blatently a joke. It's not like it's a thread with some shit Twitter post linked in it
This has always been the case though, I think primarily there is a difference between a post/thread made for comedic effect every now and then and just trying to get a rise out of people.
If it had the same OP and everything you'd have been fine.
However, out of interest, has the attitude of the mods towards jokes like this changed as well in that time? Sure, @Ixion might have changed his opinion on this stuff since "Torres signs", but were it me for example who posted either thread, would I, as a low profile poster, be more likely to get banned for 'LVG SACKED' than 'TORRES SIGNS'?
I have no idea how 'high profile' blythy was, I wasn't on here back then.
This requires a long thread in the general where we can evaluate our unpaid modmins in detail.
We want...democracy!
Some people should probably just lighten up. We all needed a good laugh round here anyway, and @rimaldo uncharacteristically refused to take off his underpants. What choice was there?
That's because you can't see the mod forum.I got an alert saying my post had been replied to but can't see it
I am confused and upset by the way this thread has unfolded.
It's just one of millions of internet message boards. When the Apocalypse happens (probably in Mourinho's third season at United), all our words will be forgotten, as forlorn and lifeless as the dust[/RAWK]. i.e. it's not important.
If your post was on the original "LvG OUT!" thread then it's been locked because he's been sacked - Cina says so!I got an alert saying my post had been replied to but can't see it
To be sacked (the act of putting someone in a sack) it's a proper thing, honest!
I was sacked
You were sacked
He was sacked
She was sacked
We were sacked
You were sacked
They were sacked
"Louis van Gall has been sacked"
It's a great source of income tho, only if I can attach my google adsense account to my post in this thread
It's a gold mine especially when it hits 20-30 pages.Because you got readers who dont know the guys on the forum. They read it. The headline is very misguided tbf. People are on the edge on their seats, hoping that our board sack LvG.How will it do anything for credibility when it's very blatently a joke. It's not like it's a thread with some shit Twitter post linked in it
In most cases if someone for example make a thread about a player being bought or sold, its genuine information. The headline says LvG is finished, and thats a issue in my opinion. If a serious outlet did the same they would be in trouble. But this is my opinion mate.
Nah, LVG will still be here. Even post-apocalypse, when Woodward is the Earth's only survivor, he'll go around talking to trees, telling them he needs to destroy them for paper so he can come up with LVG's new contract.
What about embarrassed?
Saw this early in the morning when I wasn't yet my usual skeptic, cynical and questioning self. Totally fell for it. Twat.
For those who are outraged, this is not very different from newbies vs full members. As a full member, if you make a bad wum or two, you may just get warnings or a temp ban, unless it was a really serious infraction. For newbies, it might mean that they are never promoted, or a hugely delayed promotion. Works the same when you apply and become a modmin, or you are simply a very popular poster, who will naturally have greater privileges than normal members.
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I knowIt's a great source of income tho, only if I can attach my google adsense account to my post in this thread
So wum makes sense in that regard.Angry too, you can't be confused without being angry.
The same reason van gaal hasn't been sacked yet, black comedy.
The sack should be breaking. Then this thread is unatackable.
That's literally the whole point.
Perhaps Cina's onto something here is this a "Field of Dreams" thread?
Those talking about 'we needed a good laugh' must be easily amused.
OP is shite!
OP is shite!
Seriously not in the slightest bit funny.
Hint: the OP isn't the source of the humour.
Daily Star is not a serious outlet tbfNah. Almost anything goes these days. Example: Daily Star, June 2011 ~
Noooo, I didn't believe it as was on Sky Sports seconds earlier, but thought someone might have beat them to it. The fact we are all gutted he hasn't been sacked tells you just how bad it is right now
Exactly. Did anybody here actually laugh?
Damn. You win, AM.Daily Star is not a serious outlet tbf
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