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Sounds like most of us really.Bit NSFW satorical article about Mino
Paul Pogba’s agent Mino Raiola has been admitted to hospital after masturbating himself into a coma following the midfielder’s £89m move to Man Utd.
According to sources, Raiola wanked himself unconsciousness shortly after the record-breaking transfer was confirmed.
“He started getting an erection during the Euros,” said unnamed source Simon Williams.
“By the time Pogba arrived at Old Trafford for a medical, he was ejaculating dust.”
A statement from the hospital treating Raiola, said: “We can confirm that we are currently treating a man who is in a coma brought on by ferocious masturbation.
“There is little we can do about the fixed grin, and despite being heavily sedated he has been mumbling ‘twenty percent, twenty percent’ over and over again since his arrival.
“Surgeons have successfully removed his hand from his penis, but we are preparing his wife for the possibility that the erection will be permanent.”
Raiola’s PA told reporters that the warning signs started to manifest as soon as word of the initial bid reached the agent’s office.
She said, “His hands went straight down his trousers as soon as Man United made an approach.
“When the deal was completed, well, he was pretty much a blur from that point on.”
Now to see the pics of him training with the lads 
Yeah, what I miss?
That flick of his is something else too. Not spertacular but nice and simple. Don't see that at all.Yup! The crossfield ballsIf English commentators think Rooney's are good...
love it
Non comprende IdiotoHaha, it is my personal opinion. You dont have to agree
He's ready for action in the Match Day section.
So if someone doesn't agree on something with the rest of the caf he goes back to the newbies? This place is becoming like RAWK and Bluemoon.
Has it been already said that the official club Instagram videos were way too stupid and over the top? 
Brokeback Mountain + 'cock out'I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
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What Pogba is showing in the compilation is excellent. But how often he lets see things like that? Most of the time he plays so inconspicuouly....
What Pogba is showing in the compilation is excellent. But how often he lets see things like that? Most of the time he plays so inconspicuouly....
Ibra-Bailly-Mhiki-Pogba is a good transfer window. Add to this the return of Shaw and things are looking bright. I also think that if BFS decides to sit this one out and stay he should definitely be utilised, everything else would be plain stupid.
It's up to Mourinho to actually turn these pretty random transfers into a unit with a clear identity and the United spirit pumping through their veins. Let's also not get too fooled by the 94 Mio pound transfer fee, Pogba is not a player of the Messi/Zidane/Ronaldo caliber who will change the game on his own, today's 100 Mio would have been 30 Mio a few years ago, this is a highly inflated transfer market.
But...this squad compares favourably to anything in the Premier League, a good mix of youth and experience and plenty of world class on the pitch.
It's up to Mourinho to actually turn these pretty random transfers into a unit with a clear identity and the United spirit pumping through their veins. Let's also not get too fooled by the 94 Mio pound transfer fee, Pogba is not a player of the Messi/Zidane/Ronaldo caliber who will change the game on his own, today's 100 Mio would have been 30 Mio a few years ago, this is a highly inflated transfer market.
But...this squad compares favourably to anything in the Premier League, a good mix of youth and experience and plenty of world class on the pitch.
He was Serie A's most productive player with the highest number of assists.
What more do you want from a midfielder? A few bicycle kicks and barrell rolls?
Is Valencia still a midfielder thoughHe's ready for action in the Match Day section.
No, he's listed as a defender now.Is Valencia still a midfielder though
The post is Rawkish, he called him a mediocre player and he us far from that irrespective of the transfer fee.
Grow up. A wum can say the same thing. Would you fall for them. Yes you would? He's talking about youtube comps but how many players have near 30 minute youtube compilations?....Very few. In addition, we can expect great improvement over the next few years. So your problem is you can't see when you are being wummed.
You wonderful man!
We are getting Varane too?!?
No, but he has 5 posts left, well 3 now. Almost back at the newbie section. You have 5 left for the day. Use them wisely.
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Jose said Rooney is a 10 or a 9, not a midfielder.
Although I still think he'll be squeezed into the team.
Bit NSFW satorical article about Mino
Paul Pogba’s agent Mino Raiola has been admitted to hospital after masturbating himself into a coma following the midfielder’s £89m move to Man Utd.
According to sources, Raiola wanked himself unconsciousness shortly after the record-breaking transfer was confirmed.
“He started getting an erection during the Euros,” said unnamed source Simon Williams.
“By the time Pogba arrived at Old Trafford for a medical, he was ejaculating dust.”
A statement from the hospital treating Raiola, said: “We can confirm that we are currently treating a man who is in a coma brought on by ferocious masturbation.
“There is little we can do about the fixed grin, and despite being heavily sedated he has been mumbling ‘twenty percent, twenty percent’ over and over again since his arrival.
“Surgeons have successfully removed his hand from his penis, but we are preparing his wife for the possibility that the erection will be permanent.”
Raiola’s PA told reporters that the warning signs started to manifest as soon as word of the initial bid reached the agent’s office.
She said, “His hands went straight down his trousers as soon as Man United made an approach.
“When the deal was completed, well, he was pretty much a blur from that point on.”
Thanks, was waiting for the full version.
I was absolutely gutted when we lost him because he looked so fecking good in the youth team.
Glad he's back even if he took the long way round into our first team.
Glad he's back even if he took the long way round into our first team.
It always amazes me how people love to generalise stuff with little comprehension in arguments like this
No one is saying all contrarian views should lead to someone going back to the newbies(well except you) . That is just blatant attempt at wummery(and a poor one at that ) to garner attention.
If you fail to see the difference between the two,then it's just on you.
Could you post them here?Has it been already said that the official club Instagram videos were way too stupid and over the top?
While I don't think FIFA World XI is accurate in making even best team/ choosing the best players, but invisible players make it into that XI IMO. If anything, that line up often pick up flashy players. I don't watch Serie A as often as I used to be in late 90s and early to mid 00s, yet over half the time I see Pogba played for Juventus, he makes impact in game (not a influential type of player as prime Scholes, Xavi, Iniesta...). Are you sure you watch him play much apart from some CL and EURO games?
Is there ever new member getting banned? Just asking
One guy making a joke doesn't define the whole forum, thank you very much.
So who's gonna sell more shirts? Zlatan or Pogback?
I see Varane just sneaks in the shot there
Don't know how to embed Instagram posts mate. But here are the links:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI3e3Utgby_/?taken-by=manchesterunited&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI3cnZlgPX2/?taken-by=manchesterunited&hl=en
Might not be worth the price tag, however that's the price Juventus wanted and what we had to pay. Worth every cent imo.
Thanks Carlosp. Very impressive. I'm more excited than ever now.
Surprised Zlatan's is even in that pic. It's all adidas otherwise, and surely no accident either.
Why? Fans are going to want to buy Zlatan jerseys which means more kerching for Adidas.
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