Quit focusing on the numbers.
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Feel like it should have been a vote with only one option, yes. That way you can either tick the box showing your support, or abstain. This was supposed to find out what MP's are for, not against.
I couldn’t tolerate listening to these cnuts shouting like that. Ignorant feckers.
This is Deal or No Deal with Mr Blobby filling in for Noel Edmonds and the two boxes left have a 1p coin and a crumpled up copy of Razzle in them.
That's why I thought it was going to be ordered by most yes votes or something.
How much more farcical can this get.
Well it did in effect didn't it?
Can a loss be a win?
Anna Soubry is great in this. 
Soubry
Interestingly the Second Referendum motion got more votes than any of the PMs MV's on her deal
This is ridiculous. Watching this with the missus, who doesn’t watch much politics, and she’s horrified
May: Hold my beer
Tories are fecking embarrassing
Pretty comical all told. Most support for some form of customs union and a further referendum - both of which secured more votes than May's deal and far less opposition. Revoke itself also got more votes than any no deal motion as well as far fewer votes against.
Dobba seems to be shouting from the Tory benches at the moment.
Soubry not taking any shit
The British National Anthem should be changed to:
Wonder what the comments from the EU will be.
Tories are so bad, its a joke. I sometimes wonder if Labour are really that bad compared to this pile of self serving wankers.
Quite pleased that revoke got so many ayes. Not that it really means anything.
Surely they have to take the most votes for options and make it a choice between them now. Or is that just too sensible?
Burn them all
Watching BBC Parliament of the House of Commons is similar to watching the three former presenters of Top Gear.
They have to put it back to the people surely. Those lot couldn't order something off a two item menu
Feck them all.
Logically, yes. So I expect them to instead take the bottom 3 and make it a choice between them.
Bring back Guy Fawkes.
What i can never decide is do these idiots such as Mark Francois talking now actually believe what they're spouting or is it jusr theatrics
That Mark Francois lad was some wanker.
So they won't vote for May's deal, and they won't vote for a No Deal scenario. What makes is worse is that they are offered to think of ANYTHING AT ALL, and they reject every single hypothetical pie in the sky scenario as well. There seems to be absolutely nothing that they want. If they were toddlers shaking their heads at every plate of food put in front of them then they would have starved long ago.
Watching the braying, the insults and the way MPs carry on in general, more than anything I'd like a complete overhaul of Parliament.
So Corbyn's motion has been voted against three times and may come back for a fourth even though it is not possible to negotiate.
I imagine it will be some system of transferable votes on Monday, to find an option with broad support - probably either customs union or second referendum, by the looks of things.
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Actually agree with Piers for once
I literally have no idea what happens now.
They don't even seem to care. Laughing, jeering, sneering, they're like hyper schoolchildren.
Embarrassing.
Embarrassing.
We need to think outside the box.
Rock, paper, scissors - best of 3.
1st round May vs ERG
If May wins no deal exit is excluded.
Second round May vs a prominent remainer - in effect i) May's deal vs ii) 2nd referendum or revoke.
If remainders prevail we force a Boris vs Rees-Mogg final round with revoke or 2nd referendum being the options for the lols. All conducted whilst mounted on unicorns.
Rock, paper, scissors - best of 3.
1st round May vs ERG
If May wins no deal exit is excluded.
Second round May vs a prominent remainer - in effect i) May's deal vs ii) 2nd referendum or revoke.
If remainders prevail we force a Boris vs Rees-Mogg final round with revoke or 2nd referendum being the options for the lols. All conducted whilst mounted on unicorns.
We can only hope. The shit storm of leaving the Customs Union would be huge.
Suppose a broken clock is right twice a day