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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 40
- Goals
- 4
- Assists
- 2
- Yellow cards
- 5
- Status
What a big feck you to the fans. Two okay performances followed by two shocking ones and he says he's back in form. A number ten who refuses to create or score goals.
The acceptance of mediocrity in the minds of these players is shocking. He should be out of the line up today, and if Ole is watching these games, he should not start a meaningful game for this club again.
The acceptance of mediocrity in the minds of these players is shocking. He should be out of the line up today, and if Ole is watching these games, he should not start a meaningful game for this club again.
It's all about the culture these days and JLINGZ(Trademarked) brings a huge percentage of it through his dabbing and kicking up the turf when he tries to play football.
Lest we forget: the one year anniversary today.
Anyone fancy the streak to be broken against Newcastle?
Those teams wouldn't touch him either with the wage he's on.
Fecked, aren't we. Well and truly fecked.
Maybe 'The Plan' is to become so utterly dire and low down the table, that players like Lingard decide they are too good for us and willingly leave the club. Then we begin the real rebuild when their wages are off the books.
This guy, to me, is the face of the post-SAF era. Mediocre, average, overpaid, overconfident, overhyped. He is the symbol of everything negative that the club has become since the great man retired much the same way as Scrappy Doo, Ozil and Walcott became the weak face of Arsenal in the final tears of Wenger. I look forward to the day he is sold like I looked forward to my first date, my first car, my wedding, the birth of my kids and the sale of Tom Cleverly - all momentous days in my life. It can't come soon enough.
It gets thrown around a lot in football these days but he is a fraud, a pretender, a fake. He knows himself he's not good enough for this club.
Confirmed. He reads the caf and him being a man child is all what he needs to wind us up.from MEN
More from Lingard
This is from his interview with the Daily Mail
un freaking believable
"My form is back" wtf? Who the feck are telling this to him? Are the coaches at the club scared to tell him the reality? It's so bizarre and I am literally losing my shit over this guy and I have no ways to control it. He's getting away with anything these days.
See, what fans like you don’t understand is that Lingard gets this club yeah. He understands us, as Ole does. If you don’t like that or his lack of attacking output then feck off and support City. Or some other team you might like. Sick of it now
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Man Utd 4:1 Newcastle
He doesn't offer anything on the pitch. All he did all game was make 1 yard passes to a player that was virtually right next to him and constantly mis-control the ball.
Lingard coming out in the press talking up that he is getting back to his best and looking to get an England spot.
Imagine being this delusional when you put in a performance like that today.
Imagine being this delusional when you put in a performance like that today.
Yeah,this must be his last season with us.
It is very clear to see Ole is trying hard for him to get back to the scoresheet. Not working for him.
I find it really strange that people go to the player performances section straight after a great 4-1 win and the default is to criticise first!
Newcastle's best defender
If it's easy to look good in a team playing well then what was that?
If it's easy to look good in a team playing well then what was that?
Even Perreira is slowly putting him outside the squad with some sort of productivity...
Unfortunately everything he does turns to poo. Atrocious form.
Love or hate him, we need the depth that he adds to the squad.
Another 30 minutes wasted on this 'footballer'. Could Gomes or even Chong have done worse?
Now a full season without a goal or assist in the premier league...a special achievement for a Manchester United creative midfielder.
Now a full season without a goal or assist in the premier league...a special achievement for a Manchester United creative midfielder.
We don't need an attacking midfielder that's gone over a year without a goal or an assist in the league.
He's useless.
Just retire.
Would have 100% have rather have seen Gomes take his minutes today. He offered nothing in a dead rubber match. I don’t get why Ole insists on him and Mata on the bench, they’re not going to improve at 27 and 31.
Waste of space.
Please replace him with Maddison or Grealish.
Please replace him with Maddison or Grealish.
Officially 365 days without a goal or assist in the league
Has to score or assist vs Burnley in 2 days time to avoid going the whole of 2019 dry.
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Has to score or assist vs Burnley in 2 days time to avoid going the whole of 2019 dry.
What's the point of his 3 yard lay offs every time the ball comes to him? Everytime he has the opportunity for an opening he can't control the ball.
Most hated people on RedCafe in 2019:
1. Marouane “Microphone” Fellaini - gone
2. Antonio “Shin” Valencia - gone
3. Alexis “Megaflop” Sanchez - gone
4. Ashley “Can’t stand him” Young - out of the first XI
5. Romelu “Donkey” Lukaku
6. Jesse “?” Lingard - ?
7. Nemanja “Gone legs” Matic
8. Juan “Midget” Mata
Hate or love Ole, he’s doing a great job at reducing hatred to squad among RedCafe posters. 5 most hated players are gone.
1. Marouane “Microphone” Fellaini - gone
2. Antonio “Shin” Valencia - gone
3. Alexis “Megaflop” Sanchez - gone
4. Ashley “Can’t stand him” Young - out of the first XI
5. Romelu “Donkey” Lukaku
6. Jesse “?” Lingard - ?
7. Nemanja “Gone legs” Matic
8. Juan “Midget” Mata
Hate or love Ole, he’s doing a great job at reducing hatred to squad among RedCafe posters. 5 most hated players are gone.
If he doesn't score at the dance floor next week it's safe to say he's never going to score again
The only saving grace for him is that Mata and Periera are not much better than him, and against the top teams he suits a counter attacking game better than them.
Still, I think he will be one of the players on the chopping board come the end of the season.
Still, I think he will be one of the players on the chopping board come the end of the season.
Sell in Jan please.
He's an odd player for sure, he clearly has ability, but maybe only through massive effort, and has his eye off the ball completely, which is now showing big style.
Personally I think he will click again at some point, but he's a sub at best for now.
Personally I think he will click again at some point, but he's a sub at best for now.
When? when he is 30?
As a player he sums up everything that is wrong with United this last decade.
Over paid, over rated, inflated ego, yet still finds himself in the squad. I can’t ever remember despising a United player as much as him.
Plays like gash all season and talks to the press like he’s doing ok. Bloke is in dreamland.
Over paid, over rated, inflated ego, yet still finds himself in the squad. I can’t ever remember despising a United player as much as him.
Plays like gash all season and talks to the press like he’s doing ok. Bloke is in dreamland.
if he knuckles down and keeps his tongue inside his mouth I think he can do it
Lingard - 1 year no goal and assist in English Premier League
Mata - 8 months no goal and assist in English Premier League
And Ole still insist 4231 is our main formation
Mata - 8 months no goal and assist in English Premier League
And Ole still insist 4231 is our main formation
He is painful to watch, think I have never had such a dislike for a Utd player.
He is still young and learning, let’s just show some patient and support to our very own home grown young English players!
I reckon he will score his first goal/assist in years by the time he matured! Maybe on his 30th birthday, hopefully!
Minus the goals/assist/attacking ability, Lingard is probably one of the best no.10 out there. He deserves Ballon D’or, some day.
I reckon he will score his first goal/assist in years by the time he matured! Maybe on his 30th birthday, hopefully!
Minus the goals/assist/attacking ability, Lingard is probably one of the best no.10 out there. He deserves Ballon D’or, some day.
That's why I'll always be Ole out, has no clue or balls.
Or send him out on loan, to MLS or whoever takes him. BTW, do you think there’s any chance the Chinese would bite?
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