Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

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"We didn't score. That's the most important thing in football." - Absolutely Earth-shattering analysis there from the tactical genius after our game.
 

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My god their performance has become so rubbish. I see no attacking or "heavy metal football" that Klopp was known for. They have been like that for 2 years but were lucky everything they were touching was turning into gold last season.
 

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"ManUtd players broke the momentum of the game by getting fouled regularly, that's why we couldn't create enough chances"
 

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It was the 4th 0-0 draw between us and them in the previous 9 meetings. Klopp keeps on blaming us but funny he is the common denominator in all those draws.
 

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Cannot stand this guy. Long may their boring performances continue. It would be fantastic if they have an unsuccessful season.
 

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It was the 4th 0-0 draw between us and them in the previous 9 meetings. Klopp keeps on blaming us but funny he is the common denominator in all those draws.
Needs saying far louder. On the few occasions they’ve gone in as the ‘all-conquering’ Pool they’ve hardly gone out & thrown the kitchen sink at us.

Their wins have generally been when we’ve sh*t the bed.
 

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My god their performance has become so rubbish. I see no attacking or "heavy metal football" that Klopp was known for. They have been like that for 2 years but were lucky everything they were touching was turning into gold last season.
We are rotten at the moment. Any team can and should be taking points off us right now. It's criminal if they're not. We have not been like this for two years. You will never have seen TAA, Mane and Salah this bad ever.
 

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We are rotten at the moment. Any team can and should be taking points off us right now. It's criminal if they're not. We have not been like this for two years. You will never have seen TAA, Mane and Salah this bad ever.
The ridiculous amount of wins were covering for your performance last season. You were also pretty boring and jammy last season but managed to find a way to win matches in the last minutes. The only thing different now is you can't.

Last time I found Liverpool's football any kind of entertaining was the season before last when they got second with 95 or so points.
 

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Needs saying far louder. On the few occasions they’ve gone in as the ‘all-conquering’ Pool they’ve hardly gone out & thrown the kitchen sink at us.

Their wins have generally been when we’ve sh*t the bed.
I didn't see him getting criticized when we lost 3 players to injury in our 0-0 draw at Old Trafford in Ole's first meeting against him. He is a whiner and press need to put pressure on him. Someone ask him how many chances his team created.
 

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The ridiculous amount of wins were covering for your performance last season. You were also pretty boring and jammy last season but managed to find a way to win matches in the last minutes. The only thing different now is you can't.

Last time I found Liverpool's football any kind of entertaining was the season before last when they got second with 95 or so points.
Who's here to entertain you? We're talking about playing well vs playing shit. We had not been playing shit for two years running as TAA, Salah and Mane were on nearly everyone's (yes even Redcafe) list of first XI players.

We're playing shit now though as I wish these three don't take the pitch next game. :(
 

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I didn't see him getting criticized when we lost 3 players to injury in our 0-0 draw at Old Trafford in Ole's first meeting against him. He is a whiner and press need to put pressure on him. Someone ask him how many chances his team created.
Oh I’d forgotten about that one!!!!! The post match coverage of the game showed me the agenda had been set & the media were going to run with it regardless.

I’ve never been able to stand the man. He’s rather obviously a great manager but I’ve always maintained wouldn’t have been indulged as he has been at Pool.

I’m no OgS apologist but if he came out with half the nonsense that man does he’d be laughed out of interviews.
 

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Who's here to entertain you? We're talking about playing well vs playing shit. We had not been playing shit for two years running as TAA, Salah and Mane were on nearly everyone's (yes even Redcafe) list of first XI players.

We're playing shit now though as I wish these three don't take the pitch next game. :(
Because entertaining means you're playing ? And being boring and jammy being you're not actually playing well but riding your luck ?

Winning mask performance and cover for everything else at the end, but Liverpool's performance wasn't really great last season. They were much better before it. Last season they won lots of games 1-0 or 2-1 in the dying minutes.

The thing that's not happening this season is you can't win games in the same manner. Many games this season Liverpool played exactly similar performance to them last year, but managed to win them by a jammy late goal.
 

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So so predictable. Imagine that, we didn't play as he would have wanted us to. If they had won he would have been full of complimentes. The cnut.
 

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:lol: He really did blame us again for playing defensive against him.
Good thing I actually watched the video instead of reading the comments on here from some really sensitive people. Everything he said was true. United was dominated in possession, and were dangerous on the counter. This is usually where United get their best chances from regardless of whether it's against Liverpool or not. There's nothing there that calls for blame or negative and anti-football as he's done in the past.
 

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Good thing I actually watched the video instead of reading the comments on here from some really sensitive people. Everything he said was true. United was dominated in possession, and were dangerous on the counter. This is usually where United get their best chances from regardless of whether it's against Liverpool or not. There's nothing there that calls for blame or negative and anti-football as he's done in the past.
But he did have a dig against us, saying a team full of world class players setting deep and defending with all they got. It's nothing different from when he previously said United always defend against his teams.
 

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Are the asthmatics finally running out of puff?
That article on caffeine abuse and not being able to do it more than 2 years consistent is looking like the work of Nostradamus right about now.
In reality though they are looking like they are going through a spell similar to City earlier this season where they are just 1-2% off and missing that final ball.
 

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Good thing I actually watched the video instead of reading the comments on here from some really sensitive people. Everything he said was true. United was dominated in possession, and were dangerous on the counter. This is usually where United get their best chances from regardless of whether it's against Liverpool or not. There's nothing there that calls for blame or negative and anti-football as he's done in the past.
If you did watch the video you wouldn't be blaming the fans. The guy literally whines here by saying we sit too deep with the world class players we have. He is such a sore loser that it doesn't get called out enough. Imagine Jose saying this. Can someone ask him how many chances did he create or how many tough saves de gea had to make.
 

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Yes klopp. Next time we'll come and play exactly the type of football that plays into your hands.:yawn: Bellend
 

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It was the 4th 0-0 draw between us and them in the previous 9 meetings. Klopp keeps on blaming us but funny he is the common denominator in all those draws.
8 out of 13 matches against the scousers ended 0-0, 1-1 or 1-0 United since Klopp started managing them. Of the other 5 matches 4 of them were a 1 goal margin victory for the scousers. The only 2 goal margin victory he has had was Mourinho's last match

Klopp really needs to look in the mirror. Or maybe we just are a bit of a bogey team for Klopp.

Guy actually complained about us when we drew 0-0 in a game in which we used 3 subs for injuries before HT and the team in the 2nd half for us looked like

-Rashford-Lukaku-Sanchez
Pereira-McTominay-Pogba
Shaw-Lindelof-Smalling-Young


Ya it was our fault you were shite and couldn't score against a mediocre United side with a caretaker manager
 
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Funny how the PED supply chain being disrupted somewhat by Covid and Brexit, coincides with Liverpool looking a bit tired
I mean it could be a mere coincidence, but I think not.

It's far more likely that the supply has run dry.
 

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He’s become such a dickhead. Bitter fecking blame games whenever it doesn’t go his way. Their falling apart is going to be an delicious as he is insufferable
 

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They have an unforgiving run of fixtures coming up, could be interesting. As we know, Burnley aren’t easy to break down.
 

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Have United had a penalty since his comments?
Think it's 4 games since we had a penalty. Crazy

Also Liverpool really do rely on long balls, spamming crosses and errors by the opposition for the majority of their chances. Guessing this is why they got Thiago but also why they are struggling to score as that's been defended well by the last few teams
 

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That article on caffeine abuse and not being able to do it more than 2 years consistent is looking like the work of Nostradamus right about now.
In reality though they are looking like they are going through a spell similar to City earlier this season where they are just 1-2% off and missing that final ball.
What I would be worried about if I was a Liverpool fan is the fact they haven't got that deep a squad and the fixtures are relentless. They kinda have to play most of these players all the time.
 

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Crazy start is that Mane and Salah scored plenty of goals vs big six. Against United they scored like 2 combined.
 

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He's the Donald Trump of football. A terrible loser and full of conspiracy theories and excuses when things don't go his way. He's the complete opposite of the smiley man of the people the media and his gormless supporters like to portray.