Let's all laugh at England

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You tell them bloody foreigners!
I just find it weird that this thread is full of people who have gone "What team is doing well in a popular league? I know, I'll support that one", and then want to pretend they know anything about what it's like to support a team that have a very small chance of winning anything (like England).
 

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Well for starters they might be screwed mentally and play awfully for united now? Also we support our players and want them to do well outside united too surely? Especially when you support an English club. One thing privately not minding them losing but laughing and being delighted says a lot.
If they do that then they don’t have the cojones to play for this club to start with. Becks had effigies of him burned and he turned in beastly seasons after, that’s the kind of players I want playing for this club.

I have no interest in international football beyond watching good football when it’s on offer, have never cared one jot whatever our own players do on international duties. In fact, I think of it as a nuisance. Feck the English FA after what they’ve done to us over the years.
 

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All non English fans in here supporting United for no reason other than glory . Go go support your local Shet teams you feckers.
Hahahaha it hurts you can't do anything about it.

Down down down the drain England
Down down down the drain England
You will never win anything again
You will never win anything again
 

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If they do that then they don’t have the cojones to play for this club to start with. Becks had effigies of him burned and he turned in beastly seasons after, that’s the kind of players I want playing for this club.

I have no interest in international football beyond watching good football when it’s on offer, have never cared one jot whatever our own players do on international duties. In fact, I think of it as a nuisance. Feck the English FA after what they’ve done to us over the years.
Right, well I hope you’re happy that the United lads are gutted tonight, you know part of the English club you support. Good night.
 

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worst part is that was so fecking obvious after about 30 minutes. feck us and anything that looks like us. we deserve it.
 

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Best team won - and I'd rather Rashford and Sancho miss these penalties than one for us
 

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Those salty English tears...are delicious :lol:

No doubt all the black players will be thoroughly racially abused on social media now by the engerlanders
100% this.

Could not be happier England bottled it - the cockiness of the fans was absolutely astounding after they beat Sweden, a past-it Germany and Denmark en route to the final. All this playing route one, Burnley style football, parking the bus. I think they had two shots on target all game.

But it’s the fans that make watching England unbearable though. A lot of them hide their xenophobia and EDL-esque views by pretending to be England fans. Their behaviour before the game epitomised this. Disgusting.

Good riddance. Bring back club football.

Finally:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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I see that the usual " you can't support Utd and want England to lose " crying has started. I'm here, as are many others, to say yes you fecking can!!
 

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worst part is that was so fecking obvious after about 30 minutes. feck us and anything that looks like us. we deserve it.
Yeah, once it got to pens there was only going to be one outcome. At least Jorginho didnt get to write the headlines, the cnut
 

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I don't get why they don't just feck off. Sad wankers can't help themselves but make threads and post about England losing on a forum moments after it happens. They should be ashamed of themselves.
 

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I won't have to buy salt for the rest of the year. England reached the final by the virtue of beating the worst German team in decades in a one-off game, and wouldn't stopped talking about it. Southgate continually benching Grealish the best player in the Premier League because 'he knows what he is doing'. It is coming home blah blah blah after victories against the likes of Ukraine and Czech Republic. It's been one hell of a cringeworthy ride.
 

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This forum the last 2 weeks, banter or not, it was insufferable, and I am quite enjoying the fact that the fans (those in particular) didn't get what they were constantly on about.
Doesn't change that I still feel gutted for my Man United players.
It was insufferable because you’re not an England fan and a lot of United fans happen to be England fans. It would be like hanging round a Liverpool forum. I’m not sure what you’re referring to by arrogance though. Most people are just having a laugh as you can imagine in such a situation. If your home nation was in a final would you not get a bit carried away?

I can’t help but find it strange how so-called united fans enjoying watching their own players fail so much. Maybe it’s just me
 

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Gotta love the "United players will be in for a tough time" - can literally quote the same posters making fun of France when they were eliminated - what happened to the sympathy for United players then ?
 

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Ok then, why not. Now some know what those salty tears are like I suppose

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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100% this.

Could not be happier England bottled it - the cockiness of the fans was absolutely astounding after they beat Sweden, a past-it Germany and Denmark en route to the final. All this playing route one, Burnley style football, parking the bus. I think they had two shots on target all game.

But it’s the fans that make watching England unbearable though. A lot of them hide their xenophobia and EDL-esque views by pretending to be England fans. Their behaviour before the game epitomised this. Disgusting.

Good riddance. Bring back club football.

Finally:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
This. You were a bit too generous, but pretty much this.
 

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it's just too delicious man. Crying like little german sluts, all those England fans :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you're lucky some of the people calling that "banter" are the ones moaning at this thread's existence.
 

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I don't get why they don't just feck off. Sad wankers can't help themselves but make threads and post about England losing on a forum moments after it happens. They should be ashamed of themselves.
:lol:

yep. worst of the worst.

will you help me wrap dog shit in newspaper and send it to southgate?
 
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