Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City

[Santos J]

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[The_Midfielder]

we've been "looking to the long term" for three years now - the result" f@ck all!

But he scores goals.. we have a midfielder who scores more goals than our strikers

 

[The Firestarter]

Signing Ronaldo only to have him warm the bench with Donny would be the biggest chad move in football

That would be hilarious, constant camera pans to him having a long face on the bench.

 

[JinnerJamie]

No way are we falling into the Sanchez trap twice… right?

Woody is still here until the end of the year... we are deffo falling for it.

 

[Woodzy]

No way are we falling into the Sanchez trap twice… right?

Sanchez was a lazy money grabbing twat. Ronaldo is the most motivated player you will find, albeit still a money grabbing twat.

 

[RDCR07]

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[Rooney24]

Is this actually fecking happening ???

the fall is gonna be huge if he chooses city

 

[pseudo_canadian]

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Tier 1 for Juve

 

[red_de_pologne]

He’s coming home!!!!

 

[Santos J]

Is anyone else in a state of shock?! I just can't process this transfer window at all

It's fecking madness, in work just refreshing this and twitter constantly now ffs

 

[Samid]

Right that’s it. I’m all in. This is going to happen. Let’s go.

BIG DAY TODAY

That's so last month grandpa.

 

[KetilOwren88]

It’s just emotional blackmail to make it look like we were in for him but he didn’t want us. Just to appease fans who'll be raging when this happens. Blame Ronaldo not us. There’s always a place for him here… like when he was going to Juve. It’s not happening guys. He’s not nearly as good as he once was either. We get ronaldo we can say goodbye to any notion of getting haaland next year. I prefer to go longer term.

It doesn’t work like that. If he signs for City now, it will only make Ole and United looking worse. It would be better to not say anything at all, and suggesting we weren’t interested to begin with.

 

[duffer]

I told you feckers he wouldn't go to Man City.

Nobody took me up on my bet, sadly!

 

[Berbasbullet]

If this happens, I’m not going to lie, I’m going to feel happy for @RedRonaldo — it’ll be probably one of the happiest days of his life in terms of football.

he will melt into oblivion

 

[SuperiorXI]

Right that’s it. I’m all in. This is going to happen. Let’s go.

BIG DAY TODAY

 

[Ivor Ballokov]

Is anyone else in a state of shock?! I just can't process this transfer window at all

Just wait until we get Trippier and Camavinga on the last day too

 

[horsechoker]

He’s coming home!!!!

Premier League still gleaming
12 years of hurt,
never stop believing

 

[Woodzy]

The best part is, if he choose City now then his cnut status will be fully deserved.

 

[RUCK4444]

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Feck off Fab - literally does a U-turn the moment Ole has his presser.

 

[Castia]

Ole's first real test

 

[shamans]

Translate ????

 

[Gary_Walsh_Nou_Camp_Hell]

But everyone hates him now haha

 

[SirAnderson]

Can't see this?

 

[Mr.Ridiculous__]

No way are we falling into the Sanchez trap twice… right?

We are and I am all for it

 

[Ronaldo's Love Child]

Sky sports news are only linking him with City

 

[justsomebloke]

I'm not keen, to be honest. This shouldn't be quick fix time. Stick with the project, build properly.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Sanchez was a lazy money grabbing twat. Ronaldo is the most motivated player you will find, albeit still a money grabbing twat.

Would be funny if he went to Citeh and did a Sanchez

 

[villain]

I only want him so City can't have him tbh, he could score the square root of feck all and i'll still love him

 

[AlwaysTheKop]

Mad this, would look weird in a City kit, but also don’t think he’s what you need at United, and is just a signing to piss City off more than anything… I’m already seeing United fans online throwing Cavani away like a dirty nappy which is quite sad… it’s just a nostalgic signing which I don’t think fixes the one thing that could push United to the next step, a top top midfielder.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Welcome [back] to Manchester

 

[Sandikan]

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Knowing Moyesy he probably thinks it's all lined up and will be shocked when it doesn't happen.

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Bluemoon having a full on meltdown

Couldn’t get Kane, Messi preferred PSG and now look as if they have missed out on Ronaldo

 

[mu4c_20le]

Sky sports news are only linking him with City

Cancelling them now

 

[RDCR07]

Can't see this?

You are missing out. It’s the most hilarious gif in the history of gifs.

 

[ha_rooney]

Come on United, bring him home

 

[Pexbo]

That's so last month grandpa.

It’s all I have

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

ffs Ole, some of us have jobs you know, but I've got to put that on hold to constantly refresh Twitter. I don't need this.

 

[wr8_utd]

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Got to love Romano. An hour ago he was clueless but after Ole has a conference, he suddenly knows the Board is talking about it. Sure. He's more opportunistic than Ronaldo in the box.

 

[MikeUpNorth]

Can't see this?

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[Sandikan]

There goes the Trippier money

Oh no, we can't get a 31 year old reserve right back in

You have no soul if you'd prefer a full back to Ronaldo for goodness sake.