Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City

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Rustyspider13

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Dammit I had accepted that he would go to City and now this happens. I'll get nothing done until this is over. Wherever he goes just make it quick, the drama is too much.
 

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Well I’d wait for something more concrete before going full muppet. We must be interested but doesn’t mean that he’ll definitely come back here.
I don’t see him turning us down for City. Despite the nonsense on here we’re a much bigger club, have a very good squad and he’d be sticking a huge feck you to an awful lot of people - both fans and people he knows currently at the club.
 

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I only want him so City can't have him tbh, he could score the square root of feck all and i'll still love him :wenger:
I'm exactly the same. I'm praying we got him just too stop the City jizzfest and all the shit we will get on social media!

Still he would improve our team massively if he came.
 

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Sounds like the sort of player we would sign on a free. But I'd rather have a decent DM than Messi and Ronaldo. Does that sound tragic?
 

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Imagine the pain if it does not work out and we see bald Tony Martial struggling against Wolves 24h from now Think Id die
 

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I wonder, sincerely, if he wants for his kids especially his son to see him playing for United.
 

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Has he actually boarded a flight already? In that case, there should be some more news later today when he lands... End this now and not drag on till the deadline day..
 

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This would be entirely about PR for us. Funny that we've got the money for Ronaldo after an entire window of needing sales to fund the signing of a midfielder.
 
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I'm getting horrible Sanchez vibes from this...
Ronaldo has a big work ethic and undeniable winning mentality. He knows the club - knows the Manager - knows where he'll live. He should slot in nicely.

Sanchez fail at every big shot he had in his career. Sanchez want to leave United after his first session. Bottle job and a bad attitude.
 

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Does this mean Rio's tweet earlier was because he knew something not reported yet.
 

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Bet that guy who set his Ronaldo United shirt on fire this morning wishes he’d waited a couple of hours.
 

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I so pray Varane and Cristiano are busy sending eachother kissyface snapchats
 

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He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming
Ronnie's coming home
 

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I'm exactly the same. I'm praying we got him just too stop the City jizzfest and all the shit we will get on social media!

Still he would improve our team massively if he came.
It'll be Tevez mk II but a million times worse. Nah, can't have that - we need to get him so he can play Plymouth in the League Cup.
He'd improve our squad if not for the mentality alone.
 
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