It can be hard to remember back with clarity so I've been keeping a record for the season.
It makes for extremely depressing reading but really shows how out of depth the coaching staff are.
Utd 5-1 Leeds Pl xG - 1.64-0.57
Great start and hopes/expectations are a title challenge.
Southampton 1-1 Utd Pl xG - 0.59-2.26
Bubble burst. Here they were a pale shadow of last week as Saints earned their point and even threatened to grab the victory.
Wolves 0-1 Utd Pl xG - 1.80-0.94
Wolves could have been 3-0 up inside 15 minutes. DDG outstanding.
Utd 4-1 Newcastle Pl xG - 2.77-0.62
Viva Ronaldo! 2 goals. Scoreline harsh. Newcastle good for long periods.
Young Boys 2-1 Utd UCL xG - 1.38-0.56
Young Boys had 19 shots in the entire game- United had just two shots, both to Cristiano Ronaldo.
West Ham 1-2 Utd Pl xG - 1.67-1.90
DDG pen saved at 95th min. Not convincing.
Utd 0-1 West Ham CC xG -
9th min goal. 27 shots for us. Thrown in rusty fringe players. Replaced them at half time for big guns.
Utd 0-1 Aston Villa Pl xG - 1.93-1.57
A bitterly frustrating game. 28 shots. Missed Pen. Didn't deserve anything.
Utd 2-1 Villarreal UCL xG - 1.23-2.72
United started brightly, Villarreal took charge, DDG vital saves, Telles worldie, Ronaldo extra time winner.
Utd 1-1 Everton Pl xG - 1.05-1.32
For the opening 10 minutes against Everton, they retained the speed and fluidity so often lacking. And then it drifted away.
Leicester 4-2 Utd Pl xG - 2.97-1.02
At one stage threatened to steal a point from a dreadful performance. Worldie and long ball over top for us.
Utd 3-2 Atalanta UCL xG - 3.06-1.63
2-0 down and booed off at break. Horrific first half performance.
Utd 0-5 Liverpool Pl xG - 1.36-4.05
The most humiliating defeat in decades. Liverpool eased off at 50mins to save legs for season.
Tottenham 0-3 Utd Pl xG - 1.16-1.39
We played better and had a good game. Spurs manager was under pressure before and sacked after this game.
Atalanta 2-2 Utd UCL xG - 1.38-0.93
Last gasp unbelievable shot from Ronaldo rescued us after he scored earlier. Atalanta dominated.
Utd 0-2 Man City PL xG - 0.76-2.04
Worse that Liverpool's battering. We went out with a white flag and City toyed with us.