I'm looking forward to twitter banning him
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I'm looking forward to twitter banning him
That "hidden camera" video is so obviously staged too. It's sort of funny how stupid right wing agitators think right wing regular people are. Well, it would be if it weren't so fecking dangerous.
Project Veritas 
Pep should have gone the same routeAlmost a bald one too
Real men have the balls to shave their heads and ascend to the highest evolutionary plane.
A small modification works as well
I misread this one; thought you were saying real men shave their balls and their heads
Hair is a thing of the past, yes.
Wait...no...this can't be right???
The great genius didn't know Twitter has bots??????????????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The great genius didn't know Twitter has bots??????????????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean he’s obviously querying how many not whether they exist or not
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Wait...no...this can't be right???
The great genius didn't know Twitter has 59% bots??????????????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he wants to know how many what’s wrong with that? It’s kinda important
Nothing.
Apart from the fact he's been running his mouth about buying the company and what he will do with it, despite us all knowing the bots are well above that threshold.
I mean @Hectic is at least 8% of them alone.
The point being, he, being the great genius already knew this. It's not exactly a secret. And yet now it's a problem...kinda makes you wonder what it's all about.
Why not do due diligence before making the offer?
Because he's been wumming the whole time.
What now makes me curious, is how hard people think it is to bot twitter.
I mean, do we still think this is tv, or it's the Matrix or some shit? Like it's only in the hand of a select few geniuses who can "hack" anything?
The "one" can bring an end to it all, either that or pesky Russians with their 70's computers?
Oh wait, no sorry, there's Nord. Oh shit forgot about that too, damn, how ever will we know what's going on! Better ask the master genius who knows everything...hey Elon, have you tried turning Twitter off and on again?
I mean, do we still think this is tv, or it's the Matrix or some shit? Like it's only in the hand of a select few geniuses who can "hack" anything?
The "one" can bring an end to it all, either that or pesky Russians with their 70's computers?
Oh wait, no sorry, there's Nord. Oh shit forgot about that too, damn, how ever will we know what's going on! Better ask the master genius who knows everything...hey Elon, have you tried turning Twitter off and on again?
He has a strong litany of moronic statements. Things like saying people were dumb for worrying about coronavirus and the whole US having no cases by the end of April.
Hope you use different razors mate
Is Musk only buying Twitter so that he can autocorrect Amber Turd to Amber Heard?
Everyone knew it had bots and spam. Musk is simply stating all of this because he's attempting to slither out of the deal after realizing being Twitter CEO would be a financial drag, a massive PR headache, and would detract from his focus on Tesla and SpaceX (and the others).
None of that is new info
It would be to Musk, who nearly spent $44b to buy Twitter. If he knew that going in, he wouldn't have gone as far as he did.
You’re assuming that he actually intended to buy it all along and it hasn’t been a massive feck around and way of manipulating multiple stocks.
My point.
Neither is his tweet about how to turn off certain aspects of the search.
Doesn't stop people believing he's some kind of mastermind though.
I think his ego, petulance, and spontaneous nature were driving forces behind it. If the motivation was purely financial, it wouldn't have worked out for him given that he could've instead spent more time dealing with Tesla's steady decline in share price since Feb. Some of that may have actually also played into his Twitter calculus since his net worth (and financial leverage) are down significantly since the Twitter talk began.
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He's probably responsible for at least 8% of the entirety of them across the Internet and 2 house robots from robot wars.
It's so true.
If you could have 1 punch between Musk, Piers Morgan and James Corden, who would you choose to use it on? And would you pay £50 to buy another punch?
Musk, and it's not even close.
feck me I managed 1 minute of that, these arse lickers would piss themselves at anything he says.
Musk appearing on E69 posted on page 69. We've peaked.
Just Genius Visionary things
It's a great interview actually, thoroughly enjoyed it.
#whocares
Wonder if he's facing SEC/DOJ/DOT problems...
He's a clown who doesn't like negative feedback because he's a spoiled brat.
He’s such a dumbass.