Lisandro Martinez | Man Utd player - Contract till 2027, with the option to extend for a further year

[Dazzmondo]

Great to see that his level of English seems perfect. Will mean our defence can communicate and organise itself better.

 

[Adisa]

Fecker speaks good english.

 

[RDCR07]

I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.

in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.

We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.

The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.

Under the lights is just brilliant. They should do more videos like this.

 

[AlexUTD]

I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.

in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.

We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.

The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.

Antony and De Long Wait next! Great summer if so

 

[tenpoless]

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Goten vs Majin Buu.

 

[A-man]

I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.

in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.

We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.

The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.

I’ve always found men talking about how tough they are a bit weird. But it’s probably not his decision what to say.

 

[Volumiza]

Interesting that on his announcement video on YouTube it states position - Defender/Midfielder

I read somewhere a few weeks back that ETH sees him as having the ability to play DM.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Will be a great signing with lots of potential, he seems to have very few shortcomings

 

[BestRed]

I bet he’ll go up on his wife tonight to celebrate.

 

[DWelbz19]

Should be a good signing. Like Daley Blind if he went goblin mode

 

[The Urban Goose]

Nice this guy is a serious competitor. Napoleon complex turned all the way up to 11.

Hell yes. He's already my new favourite player (a position that has been vacant since Scholes retired, bunch of fecking post-Fergie wet blankets).

 

[UnofficialDevil]

I got to say, these social media unveilings are fecking top notch. Almost peak piano levels.

in all seriousness though, Martinez looks a feisty fecker. Id go to war with him type.

We need more characters in this team. Too many wet tissues in that dressing room. Hopefully this is the start of a change.

The video got my dick tingling. Next up FDJ.

Still can't get used to those collars. Makes everybody look like little boys.

 

[Mickeza]

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Even the Ajax goodbye video talks about people doubting his length

 

[FrankDrebin]

 

[horsechoker]

 

[JinnerJamie]

Kicks with his left and punches with his right. Gets you from all sides

He kicks with his Left
He punches with the right
That boy Martinez
Our Argentine LITTLE shite

I’ll get my coat

 

[Berbaclass]

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[GreatDane]

He'll bring the fire needed in the defense, already love him.
Argentinian skills and a fiery temper.

 

[Dempsey19]

The signing Im most looking forward to.

 

[golden_blunder]

Just starting his first training session.

 

[JinnerJamie]

Who’s that dwarf from Argentina
Who’s the guy that told Arsenal fecking no
Martinez is his name, he’s gonna need a fecking crane
Because he won’t be winning headers anymore

I’ll stop…he’s taller than me

 

[horsechoker]

Just starting his first training session.

Receiving the ball

Spoiler

 

[FrankDrebin]

 

[MUFC OK]

Didn't realise he was behind Otamendi as LCB for Argentina. Anyone know why?

 

[Kopral Jono]

Will be a great signing with lots of potential, he seems to have very few shortcomings

I see what you did there...

 

[tenpoless]

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Just like his height, his twitter username is missing a digit. Well played.

 

[prateik]

Didn't realise he was behind Otamendi as LCB for Argentina. Anyone know why?

Otamendi is Messi's friend.

 

[Volumiza]

Receiving the ball

Spoiler

 

[Volumiza]

Didn't realise he was behind Otamendi as LCB for Argentina. Anyone know why?

Probably stood behind ottamendi during selection.

 

[Unam333]

We're good caretakers we could take care of Antony too.

Except for Donny.

 

[AlexUTD]

The better Martinez does the more Arse fans bitterness will be

 

[Rake]

Welcome

 

[Vidyoyo]

Gonna make one hell of a partnership with Lindy

 

[Blood Mage]

I didn't think Argentines were capable of speaking English that well

 

[RDCR07]

I didn't think Argentines were capable of speaking English that well

 

[RDCR07]

Gonna make one hell of a partnership with Lindy

Lisy and Lindy?

 

[UnofficialDevil]

£57m

 

[Vidyoyo]

Lisy and Lindy?

I like the way you think!

 

[Nicoseth]

Brilliant signing. Love his fire. I think he'll play CDM.

 

[MUFC OK]

The end of Varane in our starting XI? Would be gutted if we fumbled him because Maguire is nailed starter.