The comprehensive Ronaldo thread
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He has really cheapened his reputation by colluding with Piers Morgan, that’s for sure.
Trashy, gossip, daytime TV stuff. His biggest rival is above such things.
He has cracked open the door to being a figure of fun and I think he will regret it looking back. His legacy should have been well above something like this. Cheap and tacky.
Trashy, gossip, daytime TV stuff. His biggest rival is above such things.
He has cracked open the door to being a figure of fun and I think he will regret it looking back. His legacy should have been well above something like this. Cheap and tacky.
In both games Portugal have looked better when he's gone off. Make of that what you will.
He was trying to pretend the ball touched his forehead which according to every TV angle is a blatant lie (he likes those). If he had lied about it touching the tip of his hair, some might have been able to believe him.
Anyway, looking forward to the tantrum when he’s rested for the next match. Morgan might get another interview…
Anyway, looking forward to the tantrum when he’s rested for the next match. Morgan might get another interview…
Ronaldo wasn't trying to distract the keeper, he was trying to get his head on the ball. Which he failed to do. Calling that a "dummy header" is very generous.
He did well to get into the position in the first place, I'll give him that. The movement prior to the header was reminiscent of his old self. The fact that he failed to make proper contact with the ball, however, is very much in line with his current self. Fine margins and all, but that's kinda the point - he's lost his edge.
It was an average performance. He did the least you’d expect a striker playing for Portugal to do. If he had done any less it would have been a poor performance.
His movement wasn't that good, he actually timed it wrong but was onside only because Varela is an extremely shite defender.
Yeah I noticed that after I posted. He has formed a cult like following.
This trying to discredit every single little movement and touch is getting really silly now.
We can chuckle at the non touch situation, but your post is just daft.
Maybe he's turned a corner, celebrating a teammate's goal as enthusiastically as that 
well, if you say so then it must be true
Well he is not playing as badly as he was in the lead up to the tournament but I still think Portugal, just like United, would probably be better without him on the pitch.
Bruno's game just seems to lift when he is the main man as well.
Bruno's game just seems to lift when he is the main man as well.
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He really is a shameless cnut.
Good job he didn't get a touch on it as he'd have probably put it wide anyway.
Good job he didn't get a touch on it as he'd have probably put it wide anyway.
I didn't watch the game, to be honest. Based on the official highlights video his movement (prior to the header) looks pretty good, but it doesn't show the entire build-up.
Probably the kind of person that won't allow his kids win any game.
"Who is your name son?"
"Cristiano Ronaldo Junior"
"No!!! I am Cristiano Ronaldo. Not you!"
He did not touch it and he is a prick for complaining after the match still claiming the goal.
Still, nothing wrong with not letting your kids win, i have won every chess game i have ever played against my 5 year old.
You can imagine him during the siuuu during the Xmas Monopoly session.
His side have won the game FFS! What is he moaning about? And to think there are idiots on here and everywhere else who defend this cnut.
I thought he didn't care who scored the goals. Apparently he is still trying to claim the goal. What a selfish character.
Its so funny to see his die hard supporters like Piers and Mark Goldbridge think he got a touch and is entitled to the goal.
Its so funny to see his die hard supporters like Piers and Mark Goldbridge think he got a touch and is entitled to the goal.
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Never fails to make me laughThe obsession and attention he receives is all getting a bit sad and pathetic at this point
Dummy header
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Cristiano Ronaldo gets Botox injections in his genitals
Cristiano Ronaldo gets Botox injections in his genitals
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Pathetic...
Which he says gives him sexual powers
According to some here, he is a great role model for kids. “Little jimmy, when you are working up the corporate ladder, remember to claim and steal credit for every achievements possible, even if your colleagues did all the work. Learn it well from your role model, CR7!”
Tell me this is a joke.
"Silent domination" vibesDummy header
Regarding his "goal", if he didn't hit his usual celebration, I think he knew it wasn't his
He'll do it via live stream from the hotel room once he forces them to give him the goal
He did.You just didn't hear him let out a small siuuuuuuuu.
Absolute cretin that guy.
I had a soft spot for Portugal for this WC but Ronaldo.. Just come on!
I had a soft spot for Portugal for this WC but Ronaldo.. Just come on!
Tell me Marca has been hacked
I'm fed up seeing pictures when any two objects that are far apart can be seen next to each other from a different angle.
The ball clearly doesn't change direction or spin. Just look at the pattern on the football and there's not even a minor blip in how it errr evolves?
The ball clearly doesn't change direction or spin. Just look at the pattern on the football and there's not even a minor blip in how it errr evolves?