Gaming 1836 - The Europa Universalis 4 Experiment (Hands-off) - Map & stats in second post - Final Map and Stats update - Timelapse video

I'm going to take a break now, then a bit later do a bigger update, but I'll leave you with this.

@Dr. Dwayne

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:lol: I saw that, too.
 
That seems pretty massive! So I've got the freaking Leonardo Da Vinci and the rest of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?

Is that going to generate money, or faith, or prestige, or what?

It isn't a major boost, but it helps give a slight edge over other countries in that you'll tech up faster. So for instance if you have exploration ideas and colonists, you'll be able to reach and colonise the sweet spots in America, etc quicker than your neighbours if they've taken longer to reach the same tech.
 
Yet another example of someone allying a minor country that they den have to defend against overwhelming odds. Salt Bailly has precisely 0 manpower too, so the armies they've got aren't going to get any bigger. If they know what's best for them, they'll let @Walrus have his spoils.

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just noticed it is a Border War CB… that’s pretty rare :o
 
Okay the Succession War ended in a draw, meaning PSV does end up with the same ruler as Salt Bailly. But then I noticed something terrifying. Salt Bailly was already the same dynasty as hobbers. This is the dynasty mapmode (so not what hobbers owns... yet)

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(You can also see from this map that VeevaVee lost his dynasty. He was too busy sieging P-Nut that he ignored the pretender rebels who were taking Rome and more)
What does this mean?!


@Andycoleno9 bouncing back from his earlier troubles, he now has a toe-hold in Italy.

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But I’m back here?

Not happy about any of this.

Time to turn the obliteration slider up
 
What does this mean?!



But I’m back here?

Not happy about any of this.

Time to turn the obliteration slider up

That first picture is the dynasty map mode, it only shows which dynasty your ruler is from. Four countries are now ruled by a hobbers ruler. But hobbers himself is still only hobbers, the country. Your country is fine, it's just no longer ruled by a VeevaVee.
 
What does this mean?!



But I’m back here?

Not happy about any of this.

Time to turn the obliteration slider up

Your country still exists and is largely fine, its just a different dynasty ruling it (not any of us, just an AI one). Doesnt make a massive difference in practice.
 
How the turntables. This time it's @VeevaVee who decided to help Hungary's helpless cause, and it's only gone and broken up the Italian alliance, since @P-Nut joined on the side of @Andycoleno9. Bizarrely, this also means @Andycoleno9 is saving @Denis79, who was still in the process of being invaded by Hungary from the last disaster.

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I'm putting all the man power into this war and losing money only for my supposed ally to take the land in Italy, literally next door to me. :lol: I need a better ruler to put his foot down
 
I'm putting all the man power into this war and losing money only for my supposed ally to take the land in Italy, literally next door to me. :lol: I need a better ruler to put his foot down
:nervous:. I am in Italy just to help you to destroy @VeevaVee.

I swear. You must believe me
 
Now this is interesting. It seems like the "ignore your own country and invade @hobbers" plan worked out. They forced him, and in the process @Tiber, out of the war, and now it's looking a lot brighter for the "What's a Poland" coalition of @V.O. and @adexkola. They're still technically losing, but most of that -16% is due to not having captured Warszawa yet, which is the main goal of the war. @Salt Bailly also has low war enthusiasm, so this could turn out any which way.

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The numbers below the man with the gun (25%, 1%, etc) is war participation, so it's safe to say @adexkola is being a really good friend. They also have about 59k of the 81k losses you see to the left.

Edit: Ah, I was wondering where they managed to find so many men to die, but then I remembered that @adexkola is the Holy Roman Emperor, which gives them a nice boost in manpower (which you naturally use to reinforce armies that have taken losses). Salt Bailly has basically no reserves left, and adexkola still has 14k.
Lord Badonkadonk has clearly seen enough bloodshed to last ten lifetimes.
 
That first picture is the dynasty map mode, it only shows which dynasty your ruler is from. Four countries are now ruled by a hobbers ruler. But hobbers himself is still only hobbers, the country. Your country is fine, it's just no longer ruled by a VeevaVee.
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Your country still exists and is largely fine, its just a different dynasty ruling it (not any of us, just an AI one). Doesnt make a massive difference in practice.
Not sure what to make of it really. Can I rule again? Just wanna rule and obliterate @Andycoleno9
 
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Not sure what to make of it really. Can I rule again? Just wanna rule and obliterate @Andycoleno9

It doesn't really make a difference, I just happened to make your starting rulers part of a dynasty that happens to be called your names. I'm not sure anyone is going to have the same dynasty by the end, since it's so easy to lose one. The country is still the important bit.
 
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Not sure what to make of it really. Can I rule again? Just wanna rule and obliterate @Andycoleno9
You rule but with different name. New dynasty has come.
But don't bother with it. Soon, i will give you something to worry about. :wenger:

Edit: feck, i take it back. P Nut you bastard
 
I think @Dan might be the next to go. Incredibly @Crackers appears set not to even make the top 3 of fastest killed, despite the promising start.

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I'm going to let that one play out, and then do an update hopefully before any big wars kick off.
 
7,500 troops vs 47,000
2,750 horses vs 16,000

:lol: RIP Dan

These feels like one of those daft questions.

How many horses do you think you could beat in a fight? 2.1 horses should be doable if you discount everything else
 
You rule but with different name. New dynasty has come.
But don't bother with it. Soon, i will give you something to worry about. :wenger:

Edit: feck, i take it back. P Nut you bastard

This is what happens when you take my army and give me no land back.
 
1502 - Map and stats
Europe 1472

Europe in 1502 (Click for a bigger one - you can also open/download all the maps so far (1444, 1472, 1502) and easily compare)

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adexkola is the Holy Roman Emperor

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All of the following stats are Cafites-only.

Development (total value of provinces)
  1. Hobbers: 423
  2. Wing Attack Plan R: 405
  3. AnotherLondonManc: 354
  4. RedSky: 341
  5. Walrus: 338
  6. Shakesey: 335
  7. Solius: 332
  8. Eboue: 304
  9. Tiber: 303
  10. adexkola: 296
Prestige (sort of a "current status" value, goes from -100 to 100)
  1. AnotherLondonManc: 99
  2. Wing Attack Plan R: 51
  3. Salt Bailly: 48
  4. adexkola: 47
  5. PSV: 41
  6. BD: 41
  7. hobbers: 40
  8. RedSky: 38
  9. Solius: 36
  10. V.O.: 32
Power Projection (how much you've bullied (war, insults, embargo, etc) rivals. Up to 3 nations you've picked that are roughly evenly matched with you - goes from 0 to 100)
  1. Shakesey: 63
  2. Hobbers: 62
  3. Organic Potatoes: 59
  4. Andocoleno9: 52
  5. AnotherLondonManc: 49
  6. Solius: 40
  7. Salt Bailly: 38
  8. RedSky: 36
  9. Igor Drefljak: 33
  10. Abizzz: 33
Total Army size (might be misleading if you are or have just been at war)
  1. Solius: 55 000
  2. Wing Attack Plan R: 47 000
  3. Adexkola: 44 431
  4. AnotherLondonManc: 38 000
  5. Abizzz: 37 914
  6. Eboue: 37 000
  7. hobbers: 35 000
  8. BD: 32 000
  9. V.O.: 31 101
  10. Organic Potatoes: 30 984
Total Navy Size (Four ship types, but this is usually a decent measure)
  1. AnotherLondonManc: 52
  2. Igor Drefljak: 43
  3. BD: 40
  4. Organic Potaties: 34
  5. VeevaVee: 33
  6. hobbers: 33
  7. Wing Attack Plan R: 30
  8. altodevil: 30
  9. Welsh Wonder: 29
  10. KirkDuyt: 28
Total monthly income
  1. Solius: 91
  2. AnotherLondonManc: 66
  3. BD: 51
  4. hobbers: 46
  5. Organic Potatoes: 44
  6. Igor Drefljak: 44
  7. Welsh Wonder: 43
  8. V.O.: 42
  9. Wing Attack Plan R: 39
  10. KirkDuyt: 39
Ideas (these are basically upgrades you can take that come in Administrative, Diplomatic and Military, using the currency generated (generally) by the skills of your ruler. I'll go into a bit more detail about these when I do country-by-country updates a bit later today, but they're one way of measuring how well you're doing that doesn't necessarily relate directly to your number of provinces or the size of your armies. If you're conquering a lot you'll probably use a lot of Administrative power on making the new provinces cores, so maybe won't have as much to spend on new ideas)
  1. Organic Potatoes: 14
  2. Vidyoyo: 14
  3. altodevil: 14
  4. SilentWitness: 13
  5. KirkDuyt: 13
  6. Abizzz: 13
  7. VeevaVee: 12
  8. Crackers: 12
  9. BD: 12
  10. Andycoleno9: 11
  11. AnotherLondonManc: 11
  12. Eboue: 11
  13. P-Nut: 11
  14. Welsh Wonder: 11
  15. Solius: 11
Most developed province (this is still just the Cafites)
  1. Paris (Eboue): 33
  2. Roma (VeevaVee): 33
  3. Henegouwn (SilentWitness): 33
  4. Qahirah (Wing Attack Plan R: 31
  5. Ayrshire (Organic Potatoes): 31
  6. Auvergne (RedSky): 29
  7. Firenze (AnotherLondonManc): 28
  8. Aachen (adexkola): 27
  9. Moskva (Salt Bailly): 27
  10. Krakow (PSV): 27
  11. Metz (SilentWitness): 27
  12. Venezia (P-Nut): 27
  13. Genova (AnotherLondonManc): 27
Players no longer with us
  • Stobzilla
  • Grib
 
I think @Dan might be the next to go. Incredibly @Crackers appears set not to even make the top 3 of fastest killed, despite the promising start.

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I'm going to let that one play out, and then do an update hopefully before any big wars kick off.