Gaming 1836 - The Europa Universalis 4 Experiment (Hands-off) - Map & stats in second post - Final Map and Stats update - Timelapse video

[nimic]

Okay I'm not even going to try to get pictures of all this, I'm just going to summarize. @VeevaVee only took three provinces, but seems to have a particular hatred for Grib, as he forced him to release Bulgaria, Crete and Byzantium as countries (from his own territory), as well as give one province back to Venice. Then @Denis79 invaded again and took one of the remainder. Now @Grib has four provinces and @hobbers is currently invading the new (and defenseless) Bulgaria and Byzantium.

Picture to follow later...

Edit: it's hobbers who is invading Bulgaria, not Grib. Sadly.

 

[nimic]

i thought i was france

You're most of France, RedSky is most of the rest, but then the actual France still exist with a few vassals. Well, existed. You killed them dead. I'll post the Europe screenshot soon, I just want the big wars to finish.

 

[Crackers]

Bury me at sea please

 

[AnotherLondonManc]

@AnotherLondonManc finally did a thing! He took two provinces from Savoy, and is no longer literally all coast.

Good stuff. Now just need to figure out a way to put wheels on my ships

 

[Walrus]

Okay I'm not even going to try to get pictures of all this, I'm just going to summarize. @VeevaVee only took three provinces, but seems to have a particular hatred for Grib, as he forced him to release Bulgaria, Crete and Byzantium as countries (from his own territory), as well as give one province back to Venice. Then @Denis79 invaded again and took one of the remainder. Now @Grib has four provinces and @hobbers is currently invading the new (and defenseless) Bulgaria and Byzantium.

Picture to follow later...

Edit: it's hobbers who is invading Bulgaria, not Grib. Sadly.

please tell me I have abandoned Grib. I don’t need this liability.

 

[hobbers]

I like how opportunistic my boys seem to be. Preying on the weak and defenceless.

 

[Dan]

@Dan is having troubles with rebels lead by a guy with definitely too many consonants in his last name.

They need to cut that shit out and surge north, @Dr. Dwayne is there for the taking.

 

[nimic]

please tell me I have abandoned Grib. I don’t need this liability.

You did.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

They need to cut that shit out and surge north, @Dr. Dwayne is there for the taking.

Muwahahaha! Maybe I've encouraged them.

 

[Andycoleno9]

@nimic . Wtf is my ruler doing in Wien? Going in theater every day and watching opera? Lazy cnut

 

[Walrus]

You did.

And I have a march? Sweet!

 

[Grib]

With Allies like Walrus....

Spoiler

 

[Walrus]

With Allies like Walrus....

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[hobbers]

I thought Byzantium was Constantinople?

 

[Grib]

 

[Shakesy]

Cmon Shakesey make em pay

Help meeee!

Pictured: @Shakesey regretting he got involved.

I would never have gone up against El Bastardo

 

[Shakesy]

@nimic do any of those Iberians have a claim on one of my provinces?

 

[nimic]

I thought Byzantium was Constantinople?

Yeah, but they were also Greece.

@Crackers is still alive! This time the tally is as follows:

@Solius: 7 provinces
@BD: 1 province (from @Shakesey)
@RedSky: feck all

Since all the big player wars are over, I'm going to some top 10s next, with a new map of Europe.

 

[nimic]

@nimic do any of those Iberians have a claim on one of my provinces?

Now they have a province (Ceuta), but yeah they also have like 6-7 more claims. You're being Reconquista'd.

 

[Solius]

Gobbling up those provinces.

 

[RedSky]

Yeah, but they were also Greece.

@Crackers is still alive! This time the tally is as follows:

@Solius: 7 provinces
@BD: 1 province (from @Shakesey)
@RedSky: feck all

Since all the big player wars are over, I'm going to some top 10s next, with a new map of Europe.

 

[nimic]

To be fair, you've actually been busy involving yourself in Eboue's wars in France, so you've grown quite a bit too. Just not in Spain.

 

[RedSky]

To be fair, you've actually been busy involving yourself in Eboue's wars in France, so you've grown quite a bit too. Just not in Spain.

playing it smart, Solius will be after BD next.

 

[Shakesy]

@BD Get your filthy, piss-drinking louts outta my country

 

[Walrus]

I completely forgot that I would be in the Muslim tech group. That’s going to be a problem later. Although my 15% morale and 10% discipline National ideas later on are going to be huge.

ill be interested to see which idea groups have been picked. And who my March is/other subjects!

 

[altodevil]

Solius doing an Arsenal I feel

 

[BD]

@BD Get your filthy, piss-drinking louts outta my country

Help me take down Solius and I'll give you back your shitty province

 

[Simbo]

This is gripping, @nimic have you considered a live stream?

 

[Organic Potatoes]

This is gripping, @nimic have you considered a live stream?

I'll subscribe for that.

 

[Walrus]

Livestream would be awesome. I was thinking of asking Nimic if he could set up a multiplayer session so I could go in as another observer

 

[Shakesy]

It's a lost cause for poor Morocco. BD is going to expand into my lands with the help of that infernal Solius. I'll have to migrate East, towards @Stobzilla, who already hates his Muslim brothers.

 

[Andycoleno9]

I am playing it at home and with Austria i am owning half of Europe already. Nimic.......your AI sucks

 

[Andycoleno9]

Who will die first? @Grib Or @Crackers . Place your bets, lads.

 

[Crackers]

Solius doing an Arsenal I feel

Am I Everton or Leeds?

 

[Loon]

On the other hand, @SilentWitness seems to have managed to employ @Loon, who didn't even sign up.

I have no idea what this means. Am I in trouble? Is it a smiley thing?

 

[nimic]

Europe in 1472 (it's quite zoomed out - and wide - but I'll try to keep it consistent and take the screenshot from here every time, that way it's easier to track change for your country. Also, click for a bigger one!)

KirkDuyt is the Holy Roman Emperor

All of the following stats are Cafites-only. If you want to include the rest of the world, let me know.

Development (total value of provinces)

1. Solius: 322
2. Tiber: 288
3. Walrus: 279
4. Shakesey: 279
5. Eboue: 279
6. RedSky: 266
7. SaltBailly: 261
8. Denis79: 261
9. hobbers: 247
10. adexkola: 232

Prestige (sort of a "current status" value, goes from -100 to 100)

1. BD: 57
2. Solius: 47
3. VeevaVee: 46
4. Tiber: 31
5. Shakesey: 29
6. RedSky: 28
7. Dr. Dwayne: 26
8. Andycoleno9: 25
9. Wing Attack Plan R: 25
10. P-Nut: 22

Power Projection (how much have you bullied rivals? Up to 3 nations you've picked that are roughly evenly matched with you - goes from 0 to 100)

1. RedSky: 74
2. Eboue: 64
3. Solius: 62
4. AnotherLondonManc: 45
5. BD: 45
6. Shakesey: 42
7. Salt Bailly: 42
8. VeevaVee: 35
9. Denis79: 35
10. adexkola: 34

Total Army size (might be misleading, since anyone at war might have mercenaries, and if you lost a war you'll have less right now)

1. Denis79: 33 000
2. Salt Bailly: 32 588
3. adexkola: 31 555
4. Solius: 31 269
5. Walrus: 30 000
6. Abizzz: 30 000
7. KirkDuyt: 29 790
8. SilentWitness: 29 188
9. Tiber: 28 862
10. AnotherLondonManc: 28 000
11. RedSky: 28 000

Total Navy Size (Four ship types, but this is usually a decent measure)

1. AnotherLondonManc: 32
2. Igor Drefljak: 27
3. VeevaVee: 26
4. BD: 26
5. KirkDuyt: 25
6. hobbers: 25
7. Vidyoyo: 24
8. RedSky: 22
9. Organic Potatoes: 22
10. Dr. Dwayne: 22

Total monthly income

1. Solius: 49
2. BD: 37
3. KirkDuyt: 34
4. AnotherLondonManc: 32
5. Welsh Wonder: 32
6. Igor Drefljak: 30
7. P-Nut: 28
8. V.O.: 27
9. VeevaVee: 25
10. hobbers: 25

Most developed province (this is still just the Cafites)

1. Roma (VeevaVee): 30
2. Paris (Eboue): 28
3. Moskva (Salt Baily): 27
4. Venezia (P-Nut): 27
5. Genova (AnotherLondonManc): 27
6. Qahirah (Wing Attack Plan R): 25
7. Bordeaux (RedSky): 24
8. Constantinople (hobbers): 24
9. Auvergne (RedSky): 23
10. Napoli (VeevaVee): 23

 

[altodevil]

Did you remember to turn the UK-based civs on?

 

[RedSky]

Spanish Inquisition looking strong so far.

 

[Walrus]

Ugh, I let hobbers beat me to eating the Ottomans. Things look far too evenly matched there for my liking. Need to expand up into the steppes and Persia ASAP, and take some of the Mamlukean land in the middle east.

 

[Dan]

Central Europe are sleeping.