BootsyCollins
Full Member
I am drunk and high. Take it all you feckers.
I feel like I’ve been a non participant ever since the fecking ivory hunters came after the poor lonely Walrus.I'm curious. Are there any non-participants who are following this at all? It's quite niche I guess, might be hard to be at all engaged unless you've literally got your name on the map. Or?
Hoping for some hobbers groupies?I was sort of assuming the major players would have all developed a small following by now.
You're in a very exclusive club along with @Shakesey and now @SilentWitness, and I suppose also @Igor Drefljak. Countries that did quite well before being crushed into near, but not complete, oblivious. You're still hanging on, and that's not bad.I feel like I’ve been a non participant ever since the fecking ivory hunters came after the poor lonely Walrus.
All of his colonies abandoned him.Get in. How come his army is so small all of a sudden?
GoldIn a move described by commentators as "not ideal", the rest of @Organic Potatoes' colonies have chosen this exact moment to start an independence war against him. That's OP Mexio, OP Australia and OP Alaska. They are joined by Brazil, because why not. On the other hand, @Solius chose that moment to then immediately declare war on two of those colonies, so I couldn't begin to tell you how that's going to work out.
Yes. But I'm a sucker for Paradox games.I'm curious. Are there any non-participants who are following this at all? It's quite niche I guess, might be hard to be at all engaged unless you've literally got your name on the map. Or?
And all on my own too. I don't need no Solius, I'm a strong independent country.
Ah, yes. The Great Fonzarellian War.Almost all of the a's are in this war.
Not for long.And all on my own too. I don't need no Solius, I'm a strong independent country.
I always knew you were a secret Jacobin.I dont want to win now they've revolutated
he hates common folkI always knew you were a secret Jacobin.
I can confirm this.he hates common folk
@AnotherLondonManc stop pissing about at the last minuteOh dear. Just like all the other times @AnotherLondonManc found himself at war, @hobbers immediately decided that sounded like a great opportunity to attack him. This one is particularly unfair. hobbers himself would probably be able to win the war all on his own, but he's got all of @P-Nut, @Salt Bailly and @V.O. on his side. That is very bad news for @Samid, but extremely bad news for @VeevaVee, who could find himself conquered right before the end of the game. The great Italian Alliance is long-forgotten.
What's worse than an unwinnable war? Two unwinnable wars.
I supposed you figured by now that I'm reading this as well. It's like a soap opera.I'm curious. Are there any non-participants who are following this at all? It's quite niche I guess, might be hard to be at all engaged unless you've literally got your name on the map. Or?
Well those numbers don't look good do theySpeaking of unwinnable wars, @V.O. has chosen the very moment of @P-Nut's triumph in Italy to declare independence, and he's bringing along Solius and RedSky.
The timing is really quite spectacular. @hobbers went revolutionary just before, which automatically breaks all alliances with monarchies. If that hadn't happened, hobbers would be joining P-Nut here.
Ah, yes. The Great Fonzarellian War.
Haha yeah I'm following this drama!I'm curious. Are there any non-participants who are following this at all? It's quite niche I guess, might be hard to be at all engaged unless you've literally got your name on the map. Or?
It's Big Brother, except instead of trapped in a house they're trapped in historical Europe. And yeah, I did figure you wereI supposed you figured by now that I'm reading this as well. It's like a soap opera.
I'd rather go out fighting!Good news @SilentWitness, you're going to survive the game. Solius took pity on you and decided to make you his vassal instead of conquering you.