I am drunk and high. Take it all you feckers.
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I'm curious. Are there any non-participants who are following this at all? It's quite niche I guess, might be hard to be at all engaged unless you've literally got your name on the map. Or?
I feel like I’ve been a non participant ever since the fecking ivory hunters came after the poor lonely Walrus.
@altodevil is finally doing it! Having realized he's essentially become England, his worst nightmare, he has worked up the courage to at least grab Scotland back. @Organic Potatoes does after all still occupy his former capital, Ayrshire.
@Igor Drefljak is bored of not having done anything and has involved himself, as has @AnotherLondonManc (as always). altodevil is joined by @Abizzz and @Andycoleno9. Almost all of the a's are in this war.
@Igor Drefljak is bored of not having done anything and has involved himself, as has @AnotherLondonManc (as always). altodevil is joined by @Abizzz and @Andycoleno9. Almost all of the a's are in this war.
I was sort of assuming the major players would have all developed a small following by now.
Hoping for some hobbers groupies?
You're in a very exclusive club along with @Shakesey and now @SilentWitness, and I suppose also @Igor Drefljak. Countries that did quite well before being crushed into near, but not complete, oblivious. You're still hanging on, and that's not bad.
Get in. How come his army is so small all of a sudden?
In a move described by commentators as "not ideal", the rest of @Organic Potatoes' colonies have chosen this exact moment to start an independence war against him. That's OP Mexio, OP Australia and OP Alaska. They are joined by Brazil, because why not. On the other hand, @Solius chose that moment to then immediately declare war on two of those colonies, so I couldn't begin to tell you how that's going to work out.
It's amazing how well Organic Potatoes has played the role of the rise and fall of the Spanish Empire.
All of his colonies abandoned him.
Solius is a monster, he smells weakness.
Gold
Oh dear. Just like all the other times @AnotherLondonManc found himself at war, @hobbers immediately decided that sounded like a great opportunity to attack him. This one is particularly unfair. hobbers himself would probably be able to win the war all on his own, but he's got all of @P-Nut, @Salt Bailly and @V.O. on his side. That is very bad news for @Samid, but extremely bad news for @VeevaVee, who could find himself conquered right before the end of the game. The great Italian Alliance is long-forgotten.
Yes. But I'm a sucker for Paradox games.
And all on my own too. I don't need no Solius, I'm a strong independent country.
Ah, yes. The Great Fonzarellian War.
What's worse than an unwinnable war? Two unwinnable wars.
Speaking of unwinnable wars, @V.O. has chosen the very moment of @P-Nut's triumph in Italy to declare independence, and he's bringing along Solius and RedSky.
The timing is really quite spectacular. @hobbers went revolutionary just before, which automatically breaks all alliances with monarchies. If that hadn't happened, hobbers would be joining P-Nut here.
The timing is really quite spectacular. @hobbers went revolutionary just before, which automatically breaks all alliances with monarchies. If that hadn't happened, hobbers would be joining P-Nut here.
All kicking off.Ai rulers got the memo the game is ending soon
Not for long.
I dont want to win now they've revolutated
I always knew you were a secret Jacobin.
he hates common folk
I can confirm this.
@AnotherLondonManc stop pissing about at the last minuteOh dear. Just like all the other times @AnotherLondonManc found himself at war, @hobbers immediately decided that sounded like a great opportunity to attack him. This one is particularly unfair. hobbers himself would probably be able to win the war all on his own, but he's got all of @P-Nut, @Salt Bailly and @V.O. on his side. That is very bad news for @Samid, but extremely bad news for @VeevaVee, who could find himself conquered right before the end of the game. The great Italian Alliance is long-forgotten.
What's worse than an unwinnable war? Two unwinnable wars.
I supposed you figured by now that I'm reading this as well. It's like a soap opera.
Well those numbers don't look good do theySpeaking of unwinnable wars, @V.O. has chosen the very moment of @P-Nut's triumph in Italy to declare independence, and he's bringing along Solius and RedSky.
The timing is really quite spectacular. @hobbers went revolutionary just before, which automatically breaks all alliances with monarchies. If that hadn't happened, hobbers would be joining P-Nut here.
Haha yeah I'm following this drama!
It's Big Brother, except instead of trapped in a house they're trapped in historical Europe. And yeah, I did figure you wereI supposed you figured by now that I'm reading this as well. It's like a soap opera.
Central Europe after the last few wars. @P-Nut is still big, but now an even stupider shape. @V.O. got out of his personal union and managed to grab some territory in the process. @Solius let @RedSky send his tendrils further into Italy. @Abizzz and @Eboue brutalized @adexkola.
It's 1824, so 12 more years to go.
It's 1824, so 12 more years to go.
Good news @SilentWitness, you're going to survive the game. Solius took pity on you and decided to make you his vassal instead of conquering you.
@Abizzz and @altodevil are ruthless motherfeckers. @P-Nut might be struck down from perch right before the end of the game.
Also, it really seems like having colonies is a bad idea in a Revolutionary Solius World. @AnotherLondonManc has gotten himself into another war over his Colombian colony, and he's yet again dragged @Samid and @VeevaVee into it.
Also, it really seems like having colonies is a bad idea in a Revolutionary Solius World. @AnotherLondonManc has gotten himself into another war over his Colombian colony, and he's yet again dragged @Samid and @VeevaVee into it.
I'd rather go out fighting!Good news @SilentWitness, you're going to survive the game. Solius took pity on you and decided to make you his vassal instead of conquering you.