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My Onana to the tune of My Sharona.
Side note: I never realized how pervy the lyrics to the original song are.
Side note: I never realized how pervy the lyrics to the original song are.
'My Onana to the tune of My Sharona.
Side note: I never realized how pervy the lyrics to the original song are.
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I don't see how this doesn't get done by the end of the week, we seem more eager than when we were negotiating for Mount
Edit: I swear Twitter just doesn't work properly at all these days
I’d imagine if the club have fully decided on him then we want him in as soon as possible to integrate with the team.I don't see how this doesn't get done by the end of the week, we seem more eager than when we were negotiating for Mount
Edit: I swear Twitter just doesn't work properly at all these days
That’s giving Laurie a bit too much credit. There’s been no advantage in saying we have a 100m budget when it wasn’t factored in at all with Mount while Onana transfer seems to have been pretty smooth in negotiations so far.Laurie is in the same boat as the other UK journos, they’ll either tell us what United want us to know, or they’ll confirm transfer news that has already broken elsewhere (usually a day or so later).
Ornstein is the only guy consistently and reliably breaking transfer news in the UK.
We will be signing a striker too.There's no way we can afford a striker if we sign Onana. Are we considering bringing back Voldemort?
If we get him in the next week I would say yes.Will he go on tour do you reckon?
He absolutely has to because otherwise it's a disasterWill he go on tour do you reckon?
I think he started spouting nonsense even before that, I remember some time before the season ended he said something like “United situation this summer is sell to buy”. He was still at it last week too.That’s giving Laurie a bit too much credit. There’s been no advantage in saying we have a 100m budget when it wasn’t factored in at all with Mount while Onana transfer seems to have been pretty smooth in negotiations so far.
Sometimes it’s not a brief but a journo having a shocker. It started with claiming Glazers didn’t want to sell but wanted minority investment instead. He stayed well away from takeover ITK after that
Yeah, not Laurie but have a look at this. Another reporter who was pushing 100m and can’t back out from it.I think he started spouting nonsense even before that, I remember some time before the season ended he said something like “United situation this summer is sell to buy”. He was still at it last week too.
He’s definitely having a weird time lately.
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Yep hopefully once Onana is done, Henderson moves on swiftly. I assume ETH didn’t want to risk going into pre-season with only 2 keepers.When he signs that frees up Henderson to leave and any thought of keeping DDG around to bed...15-20 million from the Henderson transfer plus around 45k0+ a week on wages saved would make the transfer of Onana feel relatively good business.
Agreed. Factor in that we will also likely be selling Fred and I expect Elanga to move on shortly and that plus Henderson would easily cover another signing after Onana. If we get really ambitious and sell Scott and a few other fringe players we could even be looking at two more signings after Onana.When he signs that frees up Henderson to leave and any thought of keeping DDG around to bed...15-20 million from the Henderson transfer plus around 45k0+ a week on wages saved would make the transfer of Onana feel relatively good business.
Love this!To the tune of Rihanna - Whats my name:
O-NA-NA, thats his name!
O-NA-NA, kicks with aim
O-NA-NA, protects the frame
puts Kane to shame,
he's fecking insane
amazingTo the tune of Rihanna - Whats my name:
O-NA-NA, thats his name!
O-NA-NA, kicks with aim
O-NA-NA, protects the frame
puts Kane to shame,
he's fecking insane
The game has progressed past that point. Goalies should be excellent on the ball if you want to beat a team that presses.I agree, this is what makes me nervous. There is too much focus on playing out from the back and not enough on how the player is between the sticks, which should be his primary function.
Remember folks, goalkeepers are goalkeepers because they can’t play football.
They need the paper.I'm no rocket scientist but if the bid is official then it's curtains for De Gea.
Why are Inter willing to let him go?
Maybe we will play GreenwoodThere's no way we can afford a striker if we sign Onana. Are we considering bringing back Voldemort?
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I think that's a major reason this will happen soon.Will he go on tour do you reckon?
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I don't see how this doesn't get done by the end of the week, we seem more eager than when we were negotiating for Mount
Edit: I swear Twitter just doesn't work properly at all these days
A starter GK needs to bed in to a new set up and defensive unit so it 100% will be done within a week or two at mostI think that's a major reason this will happen soon.
We will have sales imo, and if we pay for a striker we might spread the cost over 2 or 3 seasons or loan with obligation to loan its where accountants will need to get creativeThere's no way we can afford a striker if we sign Onana. Are we considering bringing back Voldemort?
We can't afford Kane or osimhen anyway, and the only 3 other semi realistic options who we have been linked with are Hojlund, Taremi and Ramos. Hojlund and Ramos would need sales to make happen, we can probably do taremi without sales. No idea who is even viable as a loan. Neymar and then to use Rashford up top?There's no way we can afford a striker if we sign Onana. Are we considering bringing back Voldemort?
Costa looks a good keeper on paper, but whenever I’ve seen him in a pressure game he’s shit the bed and looked nervous as hell. I personally don’t think he has the confidence/mentality to be a United keeper, whereas Onana certainly does not lack the right mindsetTo the people who have watched a decent amount of both players, who would you prefer out of Onana and Costa? I guess either we were never in for Costa or have been priced out of the move?
Have to say i was pretty impressed by Onana's footwork in the champions league final. Night and day difference between our FA cup final goalkeeper's performance.