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2024-25 Performances


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5.4 Season Average Rating
Appearances
50
Clean sheets
11
Goals
0
Assists
0
Yellow cards
1
Ten Hag’s 2023 window was £170million on Hojlund, Onana and Mount :lol: if you allowed a City plan to sabotage us they couldn’t have done a better job. Genuinely :lol: what is this goalkeeper
And back then people were so happy with this . Best window ever :lol:
 
I don't get it. He was known as a capable keeper before we signed him. Both Manuel Neuer and Oliver Kahn named him as their favorite to become the next world's best keeper. Anyone who claims he was always crap are just lying. But then, as with very nearly all signings we've made in the last decade, he arrives at United and promptly forgets how to play. How is that possible? And how can it keep happening over and over?
Nope. There were question marks over his technique when it came to making saves at Ajax. Not everybody was on board with this signing.
 
Never seen a keeper at this level with so incredibly poor fundamentals. The way he moves his body and the way he parries are both so weird.

He will never stop making mistakes like this. This is the final product.
 
The ironic thing when Onana said he won trophies with United, is he almost cost us that game too with he crap attempt at saved Doku's shot
 
Amorim can feck off with him and Hojlund if they both start the next game.

Why are such atricious performances rewarded with starting a match. These two should be fecking. benched.

&#^@%@$#
 
Ten Hag’s 2023 window was £170million on Hojlund, Onana and Mount :lol: if you allowed a City plan to sabotage us they couldn’t have done a better job. Genuinely :lol: what is this goalkeeper

The thing is I only watched his highlights compilation for five minutes that year and you could tell his handling was absolute dogshit. I convinced myself that his on the ball ability would maybe adequately cover his flaws as a goalkeeper but that has disappeared too. Now he's just crap.
 
What the feck was Ten Hag thinking? He knew this plonker from before. Coaches are meant to know if they can handle the pressure or not.
 
He's terrible but the fault lies with the management team for not dealing with his consistent mistakes. Players need to be accountable but so do management.
 
The second one feels worse because he's already parried the ball directly into the danger in front of him numerous times this season. He never learns
Neh where can he parry a shot like that? Crazy expectation to expect him to parry it elsewhere. The only question is could he have caught it? It had too much zip to be caught I think.

First goal though was classic Onana. :(
 
Ten Hag’s 2023 window was £170million on Hojlund, Onana and Mount :lol: if you allowed a City plan to sabotage us they couldn’t have done a better job. Genuinely :lol: what is this goalkeeper
All borrowed money as well, which we’ve yet to pay back. Got to love the guys in charge.
 
There once was a clown from Cameroon
Who stared down the Lyon fans far too soon
He palmed it to their player
He had a fecking mare
And cemented the fact he’s getting sold in June
 
He's got an unbelievable knack for making the routine look impossibly difficult, mainly because he's about as nimble as a three-piece suite
 
Genuine question

Who would you replace him with in the summer?
Chevalier looks promising, if we could get him out of Lille. Costa of course, but that seems unlikely.

The truth is there are hundreds of keepers out there who'd be far less damaging than him, so we can't claim this is a budget issue.
 
Quality control
At this stage I would like to see him get another doping ban as I doubt anyone sane would waste money on this useless idiot anyway.
 
The issue at this point is he could potentially cost us winning a European trophy but also cost us champions league qualification for next season and that’s not even an overreaction.

It’s consistent mistakes almost every game at this stage. He surely has to go in the summer or at least drop to the bench and be replaced.
 
I don't get it. He was known as a capable keeper before we signed him. Both Manuel Neuer and Oliver Kahn named him as their favorite to become the next world's best keeper. Anyone who claims he was always crap are just lying. But then, as with very nearly all signings we've made in the last decade, he arrives at United and promptly forgets how to play. How is that possible? And how can it keep happening over and over?
He did look very impressive the few times I watched him when he was at Ajax but since the scandal and the transfer to Italy has he ever come back from that? Doesn't feel like it.
 
If you only take the sample of games Onana has played for United in Europe. It’s easy to conclude he’s been compromised by a gambling syndicate.
 
The issue at this point is he could potentially cost us winning a European trophy but also cost us champions league qualification for next season and that’s not even an overreaction.

It’s consistent mistakes almost every game at this stage. He surely has to go in the summer or at least drop to the bench and be replaced.

9 mistakes leading to goals in less than 2 seasons
 
Ruben seems to have his wits about him, surely this means Onana is a goner?.. in all the player forums whether Dalot or lindelof there are some defenders of these morons, surely no one defends onana
 
Why does he keep getting picked? Trying his fecking hardest to get us kicked out of Europe yet again
 
Yet we all know he starts the next game. He should never play for us again. Howler after howler from his very first game onwards.
 
He needs to feck off. I don't like insulting our players but he isn't even average. He is terrible. His basics of keeping is non-existent. He isn't brave, isn't commanding. His good distribution is a myth. And to top it off, he can't keep his mouth shut. Back it up with your performance or shut up. I'm willing to let all other reinforcements go if we get a striker and a keeper this window. I'm tired of the same shitshow.
 
Ten Hag’s 2023 window was £170million on Hojlund, Onana and Mount :lol: if you allowed a City plan to sabotage us they couldn’t have done a better job. Genuinely :lol: what is this goalkeeper
I’m hoping we get £30m for Onana (come on Chelsea )

Hojilund has been terrible but I hope one day he’ll come good (doubtful after this season)

I’m also hoping mount will remain injury free and prove us all wrong.

Being an optimist I’m also begging for the end of the season
 
The second one feels worse because he's already parried the ball directly into the danger in front of him numerous times this season. He never learns

Yeah but it's something that can happen to keepers, while Onana is particularly careless with it, sometimes a shot just has too much sting.

The first one was him getting basically everything wrong, poor footwork, poor anticipation, and a weak limp wrist.
 
Why does he struggle SO badly in Europe? He's ranges from bad to decent in the league but he's absolutely dogshite in Europe, even going back to last season.