Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

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Surely we can announce him ‘subject to medical’.

Or I guess the club will want a photoshoot and statements for the announcement.
 

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No doubt in my mind we'd have scored 3-4 on the counter in the 2nd half with Alexis instead of Mata
If we had Alexis instead of Mata and Mkhitaryan starting this season, we'd be right up there with City. The sooner both are out of the first team picture, the better we'll play and the more we'll score.
 

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We’re a very good team, but if Sanchez delivers like he can I think we’ll go up a level. Today for instance, take out Mata for Senchez and it would really show
 

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been up since 3am cleaning up dog poo, the new puppy doesn’t seem to get that he has to wait till the morning and not just shit in the floor and tread it all over the room. The very houseproud mrs isn’t impressed one bit.

My theory is though that he is as excited as everyone else. Probably heard a helicopter overhead in the night and immediately thought it was Sanchez on his way to Old Trafford, a true full kit wanker showing. Then he just shit himself with excitement and his tail must have wagged so hard it went everywhere. I can picture it now in slow motion with a shower if shit coming down in him without a care in the world. Me walking in the room holding my nose whilst cleaning up the shit with my old Mkhitaryan shirt with him continually shitting and pissing with excitement as the Mkhitaryan shirt gets shittier and shittier until you can’t see it anymore. His name is Barkley and he is 10 weeks old, is it too late to change his name to Sanchez?

This is the most bestest post in this whole thread
 

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Im still hoping Mkhitaryan gets sold elsewhere or used as a sweeter for another deal in the summer. i think hes been misused and will be a very good player for Arsenal.

Anyway, ArsenalTV are saying its 15m plus Mkhitaryan, if thats the deal thats more desperation on our part..
 

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This must be the fastest to get to this stage though right? Pogba and Vidal went on way longer
 

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Why do I always feel like Sneijder and Hazard were much bigger? Sneijder especially since Hazard ended quicker than most.
 

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That's ridiculous! We've only been in for Sanchez for 8 days! Crazy
 

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Give us an announcement subject to medical etc. Please, for the love of god this needs to end.
 

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What about Thiago Alcantara?
 

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Probably there is now an increasing number of members, hence the rapid succession of pages here compared to Pogba and the likes
 
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