MattofManchester
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If you're Ole, these are the steps:
- You concede that your team can't score or even attack despite how good your forwards are or how shite the opposition is
- You throw as many defenders as possible because the only way of winning is not conceding and the only way of not conceding is more and more defenders
- You show that you're not some PE teacher who's afraid to sub off the GOAT. Even though you could've done that when you were leading rather than when you need a goal. Sub out the other Portuguese guy as well because why the feck not?!
- You have an option of throwing the kid who can carry the ball and has 3 goals in 4 games. Or there's this French guy who was Mbappe's replacement for France. But you remind yourself that you don't care about nonsense like stats or common sense, you want the smile on a young lad's face. On comes Jesse to bring the glory.
- Since there are no more defenders left, throw on the next best thing so you can have 5 defenders, 2 defensive midfielders, 1 central midfielder and 1 Jesse
- Just when you the time is getting over, you ask yourself, can I make one final change to be known as the greatest tactician ever. You point to the any random sub, throw him on for any random outfielder.
- You have already made miracles happen in the CL. Will it be a night like Paris where your tactical brilliance of throwing a couple of reserves and a third choice RB win you the game? Oh no, luck has swung the other way.
- It's okay. You tell yourself that you fought for a hard earned point against a very tough contender. All that matters now is that you bring out a motivational quote for your next press conference.