The 'secret' Chelsea 10 point plan, codename 'Souness'
1. Get rid of all promising youngsters (Loftus-Cheek, Hudson-Odoi, Abraham, whoever else looks like they might make it)
2. Buy not very promising fringe England internationals (Drinkwater, Barkley, Carroll)
3. Buy big man up front (prefer Crouch/Carroll, would settle for Giroud), revert to long ball style
4. Sack Conte when he complains about points 2 and 3
5. Sell Hazard and Courtois to Real Madrid
6. Buy Joe Hart
7. Get John Fashanu and Dennis Wise in as management team
8. Rebrand club as 'Wimbledon North' and rebrand team as 'The Lazy Gang'
9. Get relegated to Championship
10. Sell club