Nope.
Aargh, almost. Shoulda guessed Gary! You might have been luke warm then Stookie!
100 Muppet points for you, Sir. Correct.
Nope.
9 more days gents! Hang in there!
Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"
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Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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9 more days gents! Hang in there!
If he's harbors thoughts of playing for Barcelona in the future then Arsenal is the place to go.
who's had a name change now?It's me, Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!
Missing the old name but the name change is fully deserved. I've been off work this week which has led to me being a bit of a twat these past few days
so much for being a rational thinker!yup
It's me, Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!
Missing the old name but the name change is fully deserved. I've been off work this week which has led to me being a bit of a twat these past few days
It's better than your old name, which somehow I always read as Gaybrush Threewood. Leading me to picture you in my mind as a homosexual, golfing janitor.
Okay.
Your name is no 3 on my list. If we do sign him, retribution will be swift. You can expect a knock on your front door as soon as darkness has descended to hide the horror which will befall you. Your family may look for you, but will find only scattered fragments.
The crime busters of the sea!
'Arsenal join Hazard hunt' - another club, another set of unique hits for the 'paper from fans of the club.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/252958/Arsenal-join-Eden-Hazard-hunt/
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/252958/Arsenal-join-Eden-Hazard-hunt/
Just came back from school. What's the sitch?
I don't think Real are interested.
It will break the internet. The equivalent of typing google into goo..................................oh never mind!!
Just nostalgia'd hard.
eden
I'd likeg an apple
any news today? proper news not theories?
Bit to early in the day yet. They'll be reporting allt he stuff from the prrevious night until later on.
Personally, the biggest transfer thread of each summer is such a muppet orgy that I think the normal posting rules should go out the door and you should be able to take the piss out of the thread more than usual. I'm sure there's some limit that would annoy me, but considering there's bound to be absolutely 0% real news until he signs somewhere, it's all nonsense at it's heart.
Except this is perfectly true and Wenger said himself last year he would do everything in his capabilities to bring in Hazard.
Some even think Gervinho was only purchased to attract his former team-mate
thanks gambit.
it's going to be a long week
Well his agent has already said 3 clubs have negotiated and that is it - talks are finished. Unless Wengers fax machine was broken i would say he missed the boat.
Arsenal don't have a hope in hell of signing him. Pure media talk because there is nothing fresh happening.
Another day of muppetry begins.
It's quite enjoyable if you just take a back seat and watch it unfold rather than get caught up posting in this thread every 10 minutes.
It's quite enjoyable if you just take a back seat and watch it unfold rather than get caught up posting in this thread every 10 minutes.
I've found myself enjoying posting in this thread every 20 minutes to be honest. Any chance of a Hazard cafe this year solius or do you think it'll be done and dusted too early?
He is signing for us on Monday Pexbo. Pft Keep Up!
Well, I don't think this has been posted yet...
The website LE 10 SPORT ran this story, no quotes of course. Translated by Google.
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/0...-for-man-united-according-to-french-sources/?
The website LE 10 SPORT ran this story, no quotes of course. Translated by Google.
http://www.le10sport.com/football/france/ligue1/hazard-avantage-manchester-united-63059
Agreed, i have a small sneaky feeling we have a good chance with this one this year, but im not ordering the hazard 7 shirt just yet.
I dunno why we do it to eachother, but there is something so dangerous and forfilling about being a transfer muppet.
What do normal fans do, just go on holiday and enjoy the sun? no thanks. Its a muppets life for me.
This is my first post.
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It's a new article but they are ten a penny without new quotes. All just the same rumours rehashed and from a "different angle". Until something comes from a club, the agent or his player there is nothing new.
Can we put "nugget" on the back of his #7 shirt if he signs?
That was my favorite part. Just a wee nugget of a player, small but valuable.
But...but...this one has the classic journalistic ploy of the 'relative' insider! Eden hasn't been giving his uncle enough loyalty cash and so he went with Eden's secret plans to the French tabloids!
Hell, if I was in Eden's position I'd tell all my relatives to go to the tabloids with exclusives, early Christmas present of a few thousand each! Maybe that's why he's waiting 10 days, that's a day for each of his relatives to get in with an exclusive.
This may finish too quickly. Maybe a KagawaCafe if that drags on.
So basically, we hate paying agents a fecktonne, Hazard wants to join but his agent wants his payday...
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