johnnyteutonic
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100%How pathetic and immature can you get.
100%How pathetic and immature can you get.
Isn't that song literally exactly the kind of vibe usually associated with Eurovision?they probably couldn’t endure having to listen his song again
Me too!It'll be interesting to see if any of the singers have the balls to protest while it's live tomorrow night. If they do it's an instant vote from me.
Nobody hates the UK, you just keep sending really boring songs.Hope not… UK are the most hated and nobody is going to take that away from us
Usually yes, but he’s trying too hard to be funnyIsn't that song literally exactly the kind of vibe usually associated with Eurovision?
It's certainly why I tune in.......
Yeah, it was perfect for Eurovision. Would have been top 10 easily.Isn't that song literally exactly the kind of vibe usually associated with Eurovision?
It's certainly why I tune in.......
Not allowed to sing in the final now.Who was stopped from going into rehearsals? The Dutch entrant or the Israeli?
How? The entire competition is cheesy as feck. Always has been.Usually yes, but he’s trying too hard to be funny
Agree UK songs are usually shit …but it was BREXIT that done usNobody hates the UK, you just keep sending really boring songs.
Haha what!? We came 2nd two years ago and last basically every year since 1997.Agree UK songs are usually shit …but it was BREXIT that done us
Completely agree. It's a great tune that we've been listening to for weeks at our place. It's annoyingly catchy.How? The entire competition is cheesy as feck. Always has been.
He's bigging up the EU and talking about European unity, singing mostly in his native tongue but incorporating other European languages wearing silly costumes, it's catchy and involves a soppy back story about him and his parents.
It's literally the perfect Eurovision song.
As @nimic Said, it's perfect for Eurovision. If someone doesn't like it, I'd have to question what they're even watching Eurovision for.
How did Blue do? They were quite a big band.Haha what!? We came 2nd two years ago and last basically every year since 1997.
Edit: and rightfully so, we send the shittest tunes. Sam Ryder was the first time we put something good forward in years.
Yes ”Spaceman“ was a great song, in fact it should have won, but think it was mainly due to Uk support of Ukraine that got us to 2ndHaha what!? We came 2nd two years ago and last basically every year since 1997.
This is the only spaceman I recognize.Yes ”Spaceman“ was a great song, in fact it should have won, but it was mainly due to Uk support of Ukraine that got us to 2nd
The semi-final stage show was fantastic. It's a real shame they aren't going to be competing. It had the potential to unite Europe behind a weird, silly and gloriously fun show. Now the Christian conversvative movements, aided by Russian voting interference, will probably manage to push Israel to the top.Completely agree. It's a great tune that we've been listening to for weeks at our place. It's annoyingly catchy.
Massively disappointed the Netherlands are disqualified. There are questions that need urgent answers. He was a top contender to win.
Great record, memories of the Levi adverts ….Stlitskin “Inside” my favouriteThis is the only spaceman I recognize.
There's an attempted counter-push going on right now to get people to vote for Croatia to ensure that what you're saying doesn't happen. It honestly seems like the EBU wants it too, since they put them and other big favourites Switzerland at the end of the show, and put Israel at the beginning (usually worse for voting).The semi-final stage show was fantastic. It's a real shame they aren't going to be competing. It had the potential to unite Europe behind a weird, silly and gloriously fun show. Now the Christian conversvative movements, aided by Russian voting interference, will probably manage to push Israel to the top.
Nobody knows. It's been described as a "threat". The Dutch broadcaster has said the punishment is completely disproportional to what happened. I'm sure it'll come out sooner or later.OK so what really happened , this is what I am reading.
Hours before the final, Dutch contestant Joost Klein was dramatically booted out by organizers over a backstage incident. He had failed to perform at two dress rehearsals on Friday, and contest organizer the European Broadcasting Union said it was investigating an “incident.”
The EBU said Swedish police were investigating “a complaint made by a female member of the production crew” and it would not be appropriate for Klein to participate while the legal process was underway.
Though rumors had been flying the incident was connected to Israel's delegation, organizers said the incident “did not involve any other performer or delegation member.”
This is the only spaceman I recognize.
I just remember a whole generation being scarred by that advert implying the whole song was an Out of Space like club banger only realise it was some weird emo rubbishGreat record, memories of the Levi adverts ….Stlitskin “Inside” my favourite
Not completely true. It was gradually getting more and more ridiculous, but until Lordi won, chessy songs were usually faring really bad. Since then, cheesy has been a main ingredient in many wins, and many cheesy losers of the past would have easily won more recent competitions.How? The entire competition is cheesy as feck. Always has been.
Eh, what year exactly does your history of the Eurovision start in?Not completely true. It was gradually getting more and more ridiculous, but until Lordi won, chessy songs were usually faring really bad. Since then, cheesy has been a main ingredient in many wins, and many cheesy losers of the past would have easily won more recent competitions.
Eurovision has ALWAYS been about chesse, well before Lordi won.Not completely true. It was gradually getting more and more ridiculous, but until Lordi won, chessy songs were usually faring really bad. Since then, cheesy has been a main ingredient in many wins, and many cheesy losers of the past would have easily won more recent competitions.
You're just a hater. Stop hating.I’ve always thought Eurovision was less about cheese as it is a terrifying glimpse into an alternative reality music industry where black people never existed. Left unchecked this is just what white people will end up making. Emo ballads and kitchy club music.
On the contrary, I think it provides a valuable service promoting the benefits of cultural appropriation.You're just a hater. Stop hating.
Hater.
We appropriated a bit of Irish culture when we won in 1995. Well, we appropriated an Irish person.On the contrary, I think it provides a valuable service promoting the benefits of cultural appropriation.
Not enough RiverdanceWe appropriated a bit of Irish culture when we won in 1995. Well, we appropriated an Irish person.
Riverdance had only just been invented the year before, you can't blame us for being streets behind on that.Not enough Riverdance
Don't let anyone know that's a Swedish instrument.Edit: actually, that guitar-ish instrument the one woman holds makes an appearance in our entry this year too.
Oh we know. Though whether it's actually originally Swedish is not completely certain. History and culture are messy.Don't let anyone know that's a Swedish instrument.
It's why I watch. Love the cheese and catchiness for some of the otherwise lame songs which I probably will never listen to again.How? The entire competition is cheesy as feck. Always has been.
He's bigging up the EU and talking about European unity, singing mostly in his native tongue but incorporating other European languages wearing silly costumes, it's catchy and involves a soppy back story about him and his parents.
It's literally the perfect Eurovision song.
As @nimic Said, it's perfect for Eurovision. If someone doesn't like it, I'd have to question what they're even watching Eurovision for.
I think it was on Top of Pops I saw the full version for the first time. The bit where it slows down and this absolute dirge begins with that goon singing nonsense was so very disappointing.I just remember a whole generation being scarred by that advert implying the whole song was an Out of Space like club banger only realise it was some weird emo rubbish
I was gonna say that disappointment single-handedly ended the ‘Levi’s ad to No1 pipeline’ but then I remembered Flat Beat came out after it. Bombastic remains the high point.I think it was on Top of Pops I saw the full version for the first time. The bit where it slows down and this absolute dirge begins with that goon singing nonsense was so very disappointed.