I have him Captain so there's hope for you that he blanks, gets subbed at 59 minutes and gets booked for dissent on his way out.
Fantasy Premier League 23/24
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Gvardiola!
Worst possible start ffs. Need City to concede
I was onto Gvardiol before it was cool.
Foden out, Halaand in as Captain.
Of course Foden scores and Halaand does dick all.
Of course Foden scores and Halaand does dick all.
How the feck did Haaland miss that??? 
Took a -8 this morning to bring in Foden and Gvardiol. Feel vindicated!
Yeah FML. Who did you khunts all set as captain? On this showing, I should have backed Mrs Palmer's five daughters' token brother.How the feck did Haaland miss that???
Captain Foden. Haaland scores 4
Captain Haaland, Foden scores
Captain Haaland, Foden scores
Yeah I believe that's more or less the rule.
Saved triple captaincy for Haaland in the last double gameweek and he turns up bobbins..
I captained Haaland but I'm not really fussed as my season is over. Can't catch the guy above and can't get caught by the guy below.
I've stopped caring about my league and am just trying to get the highest possible rank
Why did I not captain Gvardiol 
At least I got Gvardiol in on my WC a few weeks ago.
That's some finish for a defender.
That's some finish for a defender.
Don't think he has ever had a good double game week.
Free hit not going well already FFS. Ederson was my third City pick instead of Garvidol.
Blooming heck, thoughts and prayers for anyone who doesn't have Gvaridol this week!
Just Haaland (c) stinking this up or we'd be well on for some smashfests well beyond 100.
Just Haaland (c) stinking this up or we'd be well on for some smashfests well beyond 100.
Phew thought that might be ruled out for a second!
Gvardiol can go down as my best ever FPL transfer. 15, 6 and currently 21 points in 3 GW's is insane.
City have these weird little spells of intense form from one player don't they.
Stones the other year, Gundo, now Gvardiol.
Had that cnut when he first came in.
Kept getting subbed and conceding.
Typically he's shocking out now that I've removed him.
Well, recaptaining Haaland is going as well as expected but Gvardiol is more than making up for it. Bonus points for my rival having Walker
He'll still get the clean sheetWell, recaptaining Haaland is going as well as expected but Gvardiol is more than making up for it. Bonus points for my rival having Walker
No great loss if Halaand blanks, I suppose. Most have captained him a good few have the TC on him.
Although, the alternative was Palmer which I was torn on. I went with Halaand as I was burned last week which is probably not the best decision making logic.
Although, the alternative was Palmer which I was torn on. I went with Halaand as I was burned last week which is probably not the best decision making logic.
Ah, shit, I misread the live update and thought he came off in the 22nd. Oh, well, can't have everything and I'm leading by 80+ points.
The major risk is Palmer captaincy but Chelsea's new formation has reduced his role in the team
Right on cue, every year in the final stages you expect their big hitters to see them out, but when they dry up when it matters they grind out the last few results from players elsewhere chipping in. Gundogan, Stones, Ake had some last year and Rodri towards the end last season.
Ok, just looked at the bonus points. Gvardiol on a CS, 2 goals and he's barely beating Silva to the max bonus. He's not even on a yellow.
Insane stuff.
Insane stuff.
Looking at a few in the league around me I may have undercooked it with only 9 doublers on my BB. But at least 2 of my City boys have made major gains today.
However, 3 single Arsenal v us might still be a haul although we don't really want real life misery for fantasy points! Plus those players will be handy v Everton at home next week.
Shame Walker got on to day at 22. His owners have really lucked out there.
However, 3 single Arsenal v us might still be a haul although we don't really want real life misery for fantasy points! Plus those players will be handy v Everton at home next week.
Shame Walker got on to day at 22. His owners have really lucked out there.
Wilson not in squad. Excellent.
Oof, I was thinking playing him as my 3rd striker ahead of Saka but decided against.
Come on Gvardiol take the pen!
FFS, pen and Haaland is off and my rival has fecking Alvarez. Bloody annoying
Why did he say no?? Pussy!
Gvardiol you wanker
This damn game always finds a way to piss me off.
Glad I don’t have that coward in my team.
Oh ffs what a twat. Literally nothing riding it and could have gone into the history books.
The commentators just said he'd be the first defender to score a hat-trick in the PL.
Bugs me that, TC on Haaland, comes off.. Alvarez gets a few cameo minutes and scores.