He clearly doesn’t want a challenge
Harry Kane | Bayern Munich player
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That is not what you said though, you said the goalscoring record was the pinnacle which is utterly laughable.
German Muppets are the most muppety, crazy Muppets you have ever met. Mainly because they have increased Muppetry efficiency by 43% through heavily disciplined and thoroughly organised moments of daily fun. Utter mad lads that they are.
Shearer won a PL medal. Not sure anyone talks about his medal but his record stands.
yeah it is a bit ridiculous. Youd think he was joining saudis or something. Plus he does have the bonus of bayern struggling a bit recently so not like he is joining them at their peak. He comes in this year and they absolutely wreck the league and go deep in UCL to the finals or something and he will get quite a bit of the credit.
They only talk about his record because someone else is looking to break it
Yes I know that, that wasn't the point I was talking about the scoring record.
And his punditry dissolved any memory of him winning 1 league.
Not to mention his untouchable legend status at St James' Park. He can walk like a king around the streets of Newcastle, and whatever the equivalent of a street in Blackburn is.
Don’t read one line of a message and start your bs. Read previous messages for which it is replied to.
They don't really talk about his league win, it almost gets forgotten because of the absolute tonne of pots he'd have won with us.
You fellas are in CL pot 2? Hope we meet for a bit of a challenge
I hope so to, think we’d beat you.
If you don't stand by what you said then fair enough but don't pretend you didn't say it.
The Muppetereisteigerungskoeffizient has been satisfactory this season.
I still have a tiny hope in my heart that Erik gets some experienced striker, one that can score goals a bit better than Weghorst, on loan
Because we clearly can't put all our needs on Hojlund, yet.Well, I understand your logic but I am sure you also understand, even if Levy doesn't, the chances of the future success depend on current form + current competition + current trajectory of the club, and not anything in the past. And on those - they are f..ed
Based on where things are now (and not past glory of anybody) City and Arsenal are not stopping to compete for top two. And for the remaining two spots in top four, you have stronger United, roaring Newcastle flush with money, and Liverpool that was at the top just a bit ago.
Not to mention a number of other clubs they finished behind that all could still beat them. Including Chelsea.
Where exactly is there any hope for Spurs fans, I personally don't see.
One of my favourite nights was with a German mate of mine (Pierre) who lived over here for a while, and one of his other mates was also over from Germany. About six hours into drinking whisky and cracking jokes, trying and failing to teach me simple German words, arguing over music. I suddenly said something that neither or them could understand - a localised joke that I was sure at least Pierre would understand since he had lived here for a decade. But nope. It was like they both flipped a switch on the back of their heads from Fun German to Serious Engineer German.
Queue about twenty minutes of being interrogated by the two of them, having to explain line by line the cultural significance of said joke. To this day I'm certain that one of them intentionally moved a table lamp to face me like those old fashioned cop movies where they're questioning a criminal. My girlfriend and Pierre's, both Scottish, ignoring my glances for help.
Then once I had explained it to an acceptable level we ate chocolate and cheese.
well at least he'll win a trophy now....the german league trophy chase ends one week from today
This, they screwed up the bale money and they are less attractive side than back then with unfashionable manager, no kane and no ucl football
This! 100% this.
Kane's record will be broken by Haaland in just 4 years if the superhuman stays in EPL and then Kane will have neither trophies nor record.
I think Harry understood this and seems like he is more open to Byern than media would have us believe.
Difficult or not it will eventually be beaten. Haaland if he stays a few years will get close. Point is, it doesn’t really mean a great deal really. 260+ goals which contributed to zero trophies seems rather shite
Agreed. Clearly Harry doesn't think it's worth hanging around for.
Feel sorry for this Aussie bloke. Kinda shit to have this dumped on him.
Don't let the crazies wind you up. Bayern are a massive club. It's actually a big jump from Spurs to Bayern.
Agreed. The actual english football record is 357 goals which jimmy greaves owns. 260 is chump change compared to that.
It could be broken tonight.
Sure, but minority shareholders have about as much pull as you'd expect especially when it's as small as it is compared to Levy and Lewis' holdings.
Yes. I think for his personality etc. he has chosen the right club and surrounding. And with Perisic, Son and Höjbjerg around he was well informed about the club and its people.
That was the steal of the decade, however. As most people in Europe would probably agree. Bit unfair to use that as an example.
In the Emirates. I think Dubai doesn't own a club yet, do they? Abu Dhabi? One of those.
Hope it turns out well for him. 3 young kids and a 4th on the way, I’m not sure the family will be joining him out there unless there’s a good English school over there. Bayern must have a good shot at the CL now, though. Tuchel is a very good manager too, so they must have a great chance. Harry deserves some trophies after a glittering career of winning nothing.
there are maybe 6 clubs who have a realistic shot at a CL title the next 3-4 years, 2 maybe 3 of those are in england and those have the striker spot covered.
It‘s Munich, the richest city in Germany. I‘m sure the club will take care of his family and help Kane as much as possible so that he can concentrate on playing football.
hahaha. Touche, mate! Well played!
the german education system is the wurst.
even though we are a backwater village with no internet and very few fish&chips stands, and we shit in the streets, we might find an international school if we look hard enough
I don't think that's true - English children are kind but German children are kinder.
Who said German's don't have a sense of humour?
That's no surprise though.
feck me, it’s Munich man, incredible city, gateway to the Alps, Italy and the South of France. He’ll be looked after beyond belief, his kids will be in a very good international school, of which exist in every single city on the planet these days. He’ll have better much weather too.
All in all, I reckon he’ll love it.