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"I'll split him in two"-Roon on Ronny
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Ronaldo is jacked man, he'd own Rooney
What does that mean in English?toxic04 said:
I assume he would back Ronny to beat our Wayne in a bare knuckle fight...anyone agree?heightmassive said:
It means he has a good physique.
nope as Rooney is an accomplished boxer..Youngie said:
But Ronaldo as the pantomime villian would fight dirty Mwah HA HA HA!!!!Roy Smithers said:
Errm no.Youngie said:
It'd be like Mike Tyson fighting Giles Brandreth
Ronaldo hits the deck and rolls around crying after the slighest of touches, I don't think Wayne would have much trouble with him. I'd like to see it though.
This will come to nothing.
The two will be fine, if Ronaldo stays that is.
United fans would be well advised to ignore this pathetic tabloid propaganda.
The two will be fine, if Ronaldo stays that is.
United fans would be well advised to ignore this pathetic tabloid propaganda.
Imagine Ronny floating round the ring doing his stepovers though..be bloody hilarious as Wayney floors him with one punch!
Yeah Wayne would have Ronaldo easily.
I imagine being scouse he's had lots of fighting experience.
I imagine being scouse he's had lots of fighting experience.
You mean STEALING EXPERIENCESPhil said:
It's a tabloid journos wet dream, there's a serious amount of mileage left in this one yet.VanNistelrater said:
The Madrid stories appeared before this Rooney shenanigans and that is my sole concern. If this Madrid stuff turns out to be bollocks and he stays to face the 'great' British' public then he'll be a hero, siege mentality for United and all that.....probably won't happen though.
Sod the papers..only morons believe that shit!....back to my imaginary boxing match...Ronaldo does have a considerable height and reach advantage...heightmassive said:
Nah this would be an all out brawl where Rooney's mass and likely experience of such things would be big factors.
I would like to see this dual... Surely for Sport Relief or some other charity thing they could do it?Youngie said:
This is all about Ronaldo beating Rooney in the annual Old Trafford Pro Evo 5 contest, mark my words
Better still a wrestling bout to the death... " Ladies and Gentlemen In the white and blue corner The Croxteth Crusher..and in the red and green corner the Madeira Mauler...."
celebrity death matchnealn said:I would like to see this dual... Surely for Sport Relief or some other charity thing they could do it?
You just wanna see them rolling around in a clinch.Youngie said:
They'll just get out the spandex knickers and have them compete in a gladiators type situation, that'll get 'em fit and happy for next season, especially if they hire that Jet to battle them on the rings and wrap her legs round their faces
You bad girl
She's probably about 50 now, mind, so maybe Ronaldo wouldn't be as keen
You bad girl
She's probably about 50 now, mind, so maybe Ronaldo wouldn't be as keen
yeah but Rooney would cheat and kick him in the nadgersYoungie said:
What red blooded male would'nt...or better still like Oliver Reed and Alan Bates in 'Women in Love' let them fight naked I say!nealn said:
Remember all those Grannies that used to watch the wrestling ringside....Blimey Wayney will be out to impress!
Youngie said:
These are the headlines that i caught on SSN that concern us >>
"I'LL SPLIT HIM IN TWO" Rooney to Ronaldo.
"RON OUT!"
"£25 MILLION OUTCAST TO LEAVE UNITED"
"I WON'T SAY SORRY" from Ronaldo.
"I'LL SPLIT HIM IN TWO" Rooney to Ronaldo.
"RON OUT!"
"£25 MILLION OUTCAST TO LEAVE UNITED"
"I WON'T SAY SORRY" from Ronaldo.
So It's Beckham 98, Phil Neville 2000, Ronaldo 2006. Just so we're clear.
'Cantona 95 Beckham 98 Keane 02' says the banner above me on tier 2.Amir said:
Do you think it will have Ronaldo 06 on the end of it next year?
if it came to it ronnie would last about 10 seconds.
It's very simple. The club and it's fans just have to ride this out. The media are trying to stir them, it's United fans jobs to stop shitting themselfs with excitement and see it for what it is.
Back Ronaldo, back Rooney, let the press move onto their next piece of meat, lets get a few good players in and get the fecking Football back underway, for christ sakes.
Back Ronaldo, back Rooney, let the press move onto their next piece of meat, lets get a few good players in and get the fecking Football back underway, for christ sakes.
Rooney would kill him, sorry mate ronnie would have no chancetoxic04 said:
Neil Custis excusive for The SunNick 0208 Ldn said:
it worked for Becks...this time some of our United 'fans' have bought into the ABU agenda of blaming United players cause they have feck all for an international side...Sven or no Sven.VanNistelrater said:
'ROOD MIST' is the Mirror front page.
Runs with the same story only claims Rooney wanted to get into the Portugal dressing room to banjo Ronaldo straight after the match.
Runs with the same story only claims Rooney wanted to get into the Portugal dressing room to banjo Ronaldo straight after the match.
I don't know but i wouldnt' add him to that company, not a fair comparison IMO. The Ronaldo situation is.....more complicated than those instances, and not in his favour.heightmassive said:
This time, United supporters are divided on the issue too.
If Rooney was being crucified in the press, then he we would be worthy however, but that isn't happening fortunately.
It's more complicated because none of the others were at the time expressing a desire to play for another club.Nick 0208 Ldn said:
Yep, that's one part of it, and the Real Madrid thing has to run its course, ha, Ronaldo may yet sill walk out and many who support him now will turn on him in a heartbeat.heightmassive said:
Then there's the fact that the incident involved him and another United player as well as England. In simple terms, it'd be like if Simeone had been a United player back in 98, and then putting his name up there.
There's also the Ruud angle in the recent past.
Thats it! Tag wrestling.....Ruud and Rooney V Ronny and Carlos....to the Death!
And to think the Man Utd boys pleaded with Sir Alex to get this little cheatin **** into the team. Lets get some money from this git and move on, if he thinks his footballing career will be complete if he moves to Real then good for him and all the best but at the end of the day i think he will be remembered most for his character, and that is still very much in doubt.
See you back in the premiership in a few years time playin for bolton.
See you back in the premiership in a few years time playin for bolton.