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Where is that a saying? For as long as Ive been alive on blob or on the blob means the same thing it always has. Bad week.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=on blob
You could - I can’t stand almost all these cretins (have a soft spot for Mata and like DDG, McTominay and Lindelof.)
I’ve never heard it before in any context.
He's on blob alright. He's had a season long period of being utter shite.
Well, I suppose it is a vulgar term. Goes over about as well as “are you up the duff?”.
I haven't heard it myself for years, but if i'd got a tenner every time somebody had said Stevie Coppell is on blob today i'd have been able to buy the club.
Those cretins are getting paid on average £100,000 per week, don't sound too stupid to me
I remember that incident, his reaction was one of a complete coward.
Weird how different regions can have the same saying mean totally different things.Behave yourself, most blokes would have done the same, only a tiny % of us would have wanted to get off the coach and returned the bricks and bottles with a special thank you to those that had thrown them.
Was hoping one of the other old dears on here would have backed me up on it, but it's wasn't regional, just the yuff of the day innit?
Who'd have thunk 'sick' would now mean cool/awesome
He is crap, no matter how much you sugar coat it. He has 2-3 good games a season and is paid 100k a week for the luxury.He's inconsistent, no denying that, but when he's on blob he's the best we've currently got at finding space when there is next to none available and more importantly at manoeuvring defenders into areas of the pitch they don't want to go.
Runs around a bit
Thank you Mr. JJ, we will carefully consider your application to become Jess Lingard's new Agent, Don't call us, we'll call you!
To show some courage, you don’t have to be a yob and throw bottles and bricks back. That would be a brainless reaction and very dangerous to himself and the rest of the team in that situation. You show courage by keeping a cool head and acting professionally, just like Carrick did.
He’s got fans who have JLingz tattooed on them, of course he’s fecking deluded.
Exactly. Not rolling about the floor like an idiot whilst recording yourself.
Gotta feel sorry for those fans. Can you imagine having that tattoo on you?
Imagine being their parent — you know you’ve failed your kid.Gotta feel sorry for those fans. Can you imagine having that tattoo on you?
This guy will come to realize from next season that he is merely a squad option for cups, never had the tenacity to build on any good game he's had. Plays once good then loses it for 10-15 games, not hungry enough, not good enough. Should be limited to games against lower teams, best option would be to sell him in any case.
He broke the cycle for the new gen? Does he even know what that means? He's done nothing, what should people be thankful to him for? All about him yet again. He's quickly becoming my most disliked squad member and there's a lot of choice in this current squad.
Is he saying he paved the way for the new gen?
If anything he broke our belief in bringing in local players he's that shite and has an awful mentality. So yes he broke the fecking cycle and stunk out the place.
Hopefully players like Greenwood fix the cycle Jesse broke. I'd loan him to Hyde United.
If anything he broke our belief in bringing in local players he's that shite and has an awful mentality. So yes he broke the fecking cycle and stunk out the place.
Hopefully players like Greenwood fix the cycle Jesse broke. I'd loan him to Hyde United.
And there was me thinking I was too old for the newfangled terminology of the millennial generationWas hoping one of the other old dears on here would have backed me up on it, but it's wasn't regional, just the yuff of the day innit?
Who'd have thunk 'sick' would now mean cool/awesome
. Turns out Im too young. Which is nice. Im gonna go out on a limb and say he doesnt know what it means, since he doesnt know how to spell it.
I don't care if he stays or leaves but my big concern with him staying is he is becoming a bad influence on other youngsters especially Rashford. I don't mind a player being less talented and being here but from what it seems, for lingard everything is a joke. I can bet he would be the first one after losing the match would go to Rashy and say hey let us chill and play Fifa. Sell him before the virus spreads.
He is so annoying..
His middle name should be cringe.
He is staying 100%, isn't he?
If we presume that luck is divided on all people in the world equally, then i guess that he took luck from thousands of people. It is only way to describe his situation. Championship player spending all career as a player of Manchester United with 100k per week. Amazing
If we presume that luck is divided on all people in the world equally, then i guess that he took luck from thousands of people. It is only way to describe his situation. Championship player spending all career as a player of Manchester United with 100k per week. Amazing
What cycle did he break?
I don't understand what he's trying to say, is he gay and coming out? If so, awesome!
I don't understand what he's trying to say, is he gay and coming out? If so, awesome!
Tbf he has been our most consistent player. He has never risen above absolute dross all season.
Waiting for the day when there is a transfer rumour that another club is actually interested in signing him and prepared to pay more than a fiver. Bite their hands off.
Waiting for the day when there is a transfer rumour that another club is actually interested in signing him and prepared to pay more than a fiver. Bite their hands off.
This and being a decent finisher are why he's good enough to be fighting for a spot in the first XI at Southampton, Brighton or Newcastle, not here.He's inconsistent, no denying that, but when he's on blob he's the best we've currently got at finding space when there is next to none available and more importantly at manoeuvring defenders into areas of the pitch they don't want to go.
Runs around a bit
Maybe we're reading too figuratively into that post.
He broke his bicycle to have an excuse to upgrade to a nicer one. Now the new bike is here and he's getting a bit intimate with it.
He broke his bicycle to have an excuse to upgrade to a nicer one. Now the new bike is here and he's getting a bit intimate with it.
He is not wrong there. He is saying; " i am bad player but i still play for top club".
Nobody would buy him. Plenty of players annoy opposing fans, I cant think of many players who irritate their own fanbase
Tricky customer. He shouldn't be an automatic starter but I'd happily have him on the bench if he wasn't crap every time he came on.
Wish he'd work on that.
Wish he'd work on that.
Maybe he will come out, but only as a strategy to get more supporters in Twitter and Instagram, that’s all he really cares about. Any self-respecting club would have got rid of him ages ago for purely footballing reasons.
This. He is consistent alright, consistently shit, consistently embarrassing, consistently winding people up, consistently acting like a complete and utter clunge dropping, and consistently making me wish he'd never set foot in old Trafford again.
He fecking nailed that cycle. I guess his message to the new gen is “you too can be average and punch above your weight!”
I reckon they’ll be the same story about Lingard that there was about Scholes when he retires.
Fergie said “in all his United career, not one club ever asked about the availability of Paul Scholes for transfer”
That of course was because Scholes was United through and through and Fergie never would have sold him, he was that important.
Lingard’s will be for a very different reason though.
His social media activity couldn’t create a worse impression, could it?
What the feck is going through his head when he adds #jlingz to a post commemorating victims of a Manchester terrorist attack. I often think footballers get a bad rap for their apparent widespread lack of intelligence, but feck me, he isn’t half an annoying, little prick.
Whoever advises him must tear out their hair.
What the feck is going through his head when he adds #jlingz to a post commemorating victims of a Manchester terrorist attack. I often think footballers get a bad rap for their apparent widespread lack of intelligence, but feck me, he isn’t half an annoying, little prick.
Whoever advises him must tear out their hair.
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