Salt Bailly
Auburn, not Ginger.
Went expecting a 8.5/9 out of 10
Went expecting a 8.5/9 out of 10
Were you kicked in the head by a horse?
Thank you for posting this - I'd never seen it before. Absolutely top class!
The movie will be shittier than the last. But at least I get to post this again. It’s brilliant.
£50? Do you live in Chelsea?
OH wants to watch this trash and I’m doing my utmost to suggest we go watch at Vue where I have free tickets as I don’t see why this should get £50 of my money when it’s obviously appalling.
Yeah because HE'S THE ALPHA look at him being the Alpha, strong Alpha with his Alpha face and Alpha rope.Starlord roped a dinosaur and held it in place, with the 30 tonne Dino trying it’s best to break free, within the first 10 minutes.
That is all.
Maga crowd will keep him alive.Chris pratt should be finished after this. How many straight flop in a row that is?
That dinosaur is a Parasaurolophus, they weighed around 3 tonnes not 30, which is about the same weight as a small elephant.Starlord roped a dinosaur and held it in place, with the 30 tonne Dino trying it’s best to break free, within the first 10 minutes.
That is all.
If anything it wasn’t remotely stupid enough! And don’t get me wrong, it’s incredibly stupid - for one it’s not really about Dinosaurs at all, it’s about giant locusts, which is an admirably stupid pivot for a Jurassic Park film - but I was hoping for something so much more transcendently stupid…Personally speaking, It undoubtedly looks incredibly stupid, and nothing like a Jurassic Park film at all, and I for one am very excited about going to see it in IMAX and then never thinking about it again..
I find it insulting that he was considered for an Indiana Jones reboot when he never looked like he's worth the entry ticket in any movie. Even in the remake of The Magnificent Seven (a really enjoyable movie overall), I thought he was meh compared to the other members of the cast considering that Pratt was supposed to be incarnating the part of Steve McQueen's 1960 character.Chris pratt should be finished after this. How many straight flop in a row that is?
Jaws? These are about the quality of Jaws 3/4/etc just with higher budget.I have no desire to see this (and I made a point of seeing the last two at the cinema - mostly to my disappointment)... but I was thinking, is there another franchise where the first film is so vastly superior to the rest of the films? And all the rest of the films are largely seen as pretty naff (though I'm a fan of Lost World, but I know a lot of people arent)
I actually liked lost world and I even thought JP 3 was somewhat ok but its drastically downhill from there.I have no desire to see this (and I made a point of seeing the last two at the cinema - mostly to my disappointment)... but I was thinking, is there another franchise where the first film is so vastly superior to the rest of the films? And all the rest of the films are largely seen as pretty naff (though I'm a fan of Lost World, but I know a lot of people arent)
Don’t be such a Nickosaurasshate what this franchise has become
raptor #1 from the first film would be rolling in her grave
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You say flop, the box office of 800m+ says otherwise.Chris pratt should be finished after this. How many straight flop in a row that is?
Absolutely this. Should’ve leaned into the silly James Bond Malta sequence… instead they just took everyone to another indistinguishable jungle and fretted over bugs and clones…. Pointless waste of a premiseManaged about 15 minutes of this stinker last night before I gave up on it.
I was hoping the film would be stupid and fun but it was just stupid, bland and depressing.
What? No.I've spent the last 20 odd years happily knowing The Happening was the worst film I have ever and would ever see.
We're 20 minutes into this and I'm beginning to suspect Walberg might have competition.
It gets better? Or just the years have dulled exactly how bad that movie was?What? No.
I'm with you, this will go down as an underrated classic.What we’re the dinosaurs that were found at the lumber yard (?) that Maisie found when she went beyond the bridge at the start of the film?
Maybe I’m horrifically sentimental but that scene left me with a tear in the eye, especially when the send came out from under the snow, the music to is (Upsy-Maisie) was just beautiful.
Woah woah woah hold your horses there! I loved that scene in the film, but the film as a whole is an absolute turd!I'm with you, this will go down as an underrated classic.
What? No.