It will be the perfect summary of Klopp's time at Liverpool if they are in the title fight, the media collectively wank themselves silly over him, he is basically deified in Scouseland, but ultimately all he wins is the Carabao Cup. Small time club in the PL era.
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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Bye bye, Johnny One-Time.
His decision to continuously give minutes to Curtis Jones should discredit everything he’s done.
What a terrible footballer.
What a terrible footballer.
Liverpool fans have been saying he's better than Mainoo recently
Can someone explain what this is about? In what way is a beautiful, majestic feline like a revolting, obnoxious cnut like Klopp?
Liverpool fans used to say that Reina was better than van der Sar, Agger and Skrtel better than Vidic and Ferdinand, Lucas better than Carrick, and Kuyt better than Rooney.
I think he's an decent player but he so rarely seems to be fit for a run of games that it's not worth worrying about. New Oxtail-Chambermaid possibly.
Not to mention VVD supposedly being the best CB in PL era.
Would be hilarious if all they have to show at the end of the season is the League Cup.
Media basically had them winning the "quadruple" from the day he annouced he was leaving.
Media basically had them winning the "quadruple" from the day he annouced he was leaving.
It's just that it looks like the expression Klopp sometimes has on his face, when Liverpool concede a goal or something. The open mouth and dead eyes.
Man got put in a calzone
It looks like him, Colin.
Touchy
Are you trying to say that the poster is ‘touchy’ or are you saying touché?
Feck sake surely not
When was this?
Neh we absolutely did, think there’s a thread on it. It’s a fair point from them.
That he's touchy.Are you trying to say that the poster is ‘touchy’ or are you saying touché?
Yeah, I'm just wondering what season this could have even been an discussion worthy of having. I assume people would use Ligue 1 as a justification, but Mbappe has been scoring for fun in the Champions League for close to a decade.
Quadruple anyone? Would be great to see this prick bow out with a paltry League Cup.
I think it was around 2020 maybe? I’m not sure. There’s a Rashford v Mbappe thread somewhere.
Regardless it’s obviously a silly topic.
Just checked and it opened in 2017, ran its course around 2020 and got closed in 2022.I think it was around 2020 maybe? I’m not sure. There’s a Rashford v Mbappe thread somewhere.
Regardless it’s obviously a silly topic.
You could say it's excusable given the timeline but even in 2018-2019 this really wasn't even a discussion anymore. Mbappe lit up the Russia World Cup in 2018 and never looked back. It's a thread that you'd only find on a Utd forum, let me put it that way.
But the reverse point is fair as well, there's a portion of Liverpool fans out there who consistently overrate our own players. I mean, yes Curtis Jones scored a goal similar to Mainoo's when he was around the same age in the derby against Everton in the FA Cup (quick Twitter check when I saw the reference in this thread), but you're just dumb as feck if you're trying to use that as an argument as to why Jones > Mainoo.
Iirc 90% of the posts are about how it's not a worthy comparison and Mbappe is way ahead.I think it was around 2020 maybe? I’m not sure. There’s a Rashford v Mbappe thread somewhere.
Regardless it’s obviously a silly topic.
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Did he really say that?
The bolded is debatable - that he's a better player than Rashford obviously isn't, though.
Feel like they'll probably turn it around in the second leg, but still quite humorous.
Based on?
They've not kept a clean sheet away from home in Europe this season, and the two they kept at home were against LASK of Austria and Union Saint-Gilloise of Belgium in the group stage.
They've kept just four cleans sheets away from home in the league, against Forest, Bournemouth, Burnley and Sheffield United.
They've won by four or more goals six times, but only twice away from home (Bournemouth and Sparta Prague).
Atalanta have kept 16 clean sheets this season, are unbeaten in Europe having scored in every game, they've scored in all but one home game this season (a 0-0 draw with Juventus) and the only game they've lost by four goals was away to Inter Milan, the team currently running away with Serie A.
They'll get beat away as well
You're right Klopp doesn't have striped fur, and the tigers teeth are not as formidable as the set Jürgen is sporting.It literally looks nothing like him whatsoever.
What about Pennant over Ronaldo?
Ahh, good old times!
I think it was someone else over Ronaldo, someone who has disappeared into obscurity, if they were ever even remotely well known.
Le Tallec! The OG of these things.