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The Caf's Roy Keane.
Didn't he get done for having a sex party during lockdown?
He might be a sex addict
He might be a sex addict
I think he just sometimes wants hot wings.Didn't he get done for having a sex party during lockdown?
He might be a sex addict
A pretty boring story without this bit. This makes it funny.Been caught on cctv kissing another lass, groping her boobs and flashing his cock.
Noooo! Definitely no pics!!Pics?
Bruh some of these footballers are absolute idiots in the head.Been caught on cctv kissing another lass, groping her boobs and flashing his cock.
Obviously tired of lobster, even though he loves itI think he just sometimes wants hot wings.
The interesting bit will be how Man City fans spin this into being a conspiracy. And how Liverpool and man United are at the centre of it…Found it!
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We have? News to mewe’ve all waited an eternity to see his wanger
They'll just say it was his sisterThe interesting bit will be how Man City fans spin this into being a conspiracy. And how Liverpool and man United are at the centre of it…
Also get your gags in before the inevitable redcafe lockdown!
Aren't most?Didn't he get done for having a sex party during lockdown?
He might be a sex addict
Most what?Aren't most?
this was literally you the other day during the liverpool game:We have? News to me
Those threads calling them gack looking a little silly now. Though I can’t say I’m going to lose to much sleep over it. These kind of things happen. The kind of things that don’t happen however are seeing Kyle Walker’s veiny dick on grainy CCTV footage. Man, if I got to see Kyle’s boinker on the internet, I would be so happy.
People.Most what?
I heard he sleeps with the fishes.If even 5% of the Walker stories are true he'd be one of the biggest deviants seen in this generation.
Isn't Gordon a Moron?Gordon's alive, what a mess.
My name is Kyle Walker, and I am the fastest footballer alive. When I was a child my mother noticed I was a creepy little shit.
Then a scout made me a football player. To the outside world I am an ordinary Premier League defender, but secretly I use
my speed to pick up hookers and flash unwilling women my dick. And one day I'll find who snitched up Mendy.
I am the Flash.
Some of the thread titles on this forum are genius
this was literally you the other day during the liverpool game:
errrr I must have left my account signed in on my mates account...this was literally you the other day during the liverpool game:
Getting to be a recurring theme this weekend - a full back from Manchester caught with his pants down
Meaning he’s paid her offNot facing criminal charges....
Have there been that many?If even 5% of the Walker stories are true he'd be one of the biggest deviants seen in this generation.
article I saw mentioned settling out of court.Not facing criminal charges....
Which means he paid her off. The Flash finishes fast.article I saw mentioned settling out of court.