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I still feel that Arsenal or City will win it. I think that's kinda in the hope I'm jinxing them as I would much rather Leicester or Spurs win it.
Who is he?
Nostradamus, apparently.Who is he?
Looks poor on the defending champion's partJust imagine waking up from a 6 month coma and asking the nurse what the top of the PL Table looked like.
'Leicester are 5 points ahead at the top of the table with 9 games remaining.'
'WTF!? Leicester are 5 points clear at the top? 5 points ahead of...Chelsea?
'No, Chelsea are in 10th after going on a magnificent run of form. Spurs are in 2nd place'.
'And where are Manchester United?'
'They are up to 6th after having gone on a good run of form'.
Just imagine waking up from a 6 month coma and asking the nurse what the top of the PL Table looked like.
'Leicester are 5 points ahead at the top of the table with 9 games remaining.'
'WTF!? Leicester are 5 points clear at the top? 5 points ahead of...Chelsea?
'No, Chelsea are up to 10th after going on a magnificent run of form. Spurs are in 2nd place'.
'And where are Manchester United?'
'They are up to 6th after stringing together a couple of wins'.
"Just to reassure you though, sir, Arsenal are still being Arsenal."Just imagine waking up from a 6 month coma and asking the nurse what the top of the PL Table looked like.
'Leicester are 5 points ahead at the top of the table with 9 games remaining.'
'WTF!? Leicester are 5 points clear at the top? 5 points ahead of...Chelsea?
'No, Chelsea are up to 10th after going on a magnificent run of form. Spurs are in 2nd place'.
'And where are Manchester United?'
'They are up to 6th after stringing together a couple of wins'.
Just imagine waking up from a 6 month coma and asking the nurse what the top of the PL Table looked like.
'Leicester are 5 points ahead at the top of the table with 9 games remaining.'
'WTF!? Leicester are 5 points clear at the top? 5 points ahead of...Chelsea?
'No, Chelsea are up to 10th after going on a magnificent run of form. Spurs are in 2nd place'.
'And where are Manchester United?'
'They are up to 6th after stringing together a couple of wins'.
"So they're above Spurs like always then?""Just to reassure you though, sir, Arsenal are still being Arsenal."
"Christ this is all too much. I imagine less has changed in the middle of the table though, Stoke must have regressed surely?"So they're above Spurs like always then?"
"Actually no, Spurs are 2nd and have the best GD in the league"
"Christ this is all too much. I imagine less has changed in the middle of the table though, Stoke must have regressed surely?
"Ermmmmmmm. They have Shaqiri, Arnautovic, Bojan, Imbula and Afellay."
"Aaa feck this shit. I'm going back to sleep."
Shackleton: Tell me about the top 4."Christ this is all too much. I imagine less has changed in the middle of the table though, Stoke must have regressed surely?
"Ermmmmmmm. They have Shaqiri, Arnautovic, Bojan, Imbula and Afellay."
"Aaa feck this shit. I'm going back to sleep."
They never go down though. Incredible really."Surely Sunderland are near the bottom?"
"Aye. They're still shit."
Nahhh, I don't think professional footballers really think like that. Maybe if it was a team full of English players.Chelsea would probably lay down to them if it meant Leicester won the title ahead of Spurs or Arsenal (ofc if they have nothing to play for).
It's late.Still find it dodgy how the Premier League let Man City stand in for them at the Emirates.
Your edit just makes me look weird.It's late.
"Johnson scored, but it was disallowed.""Surely Sunderland are near the bottom?"
"Aye. They're still shit."
Spurs the lesser evil? I can't even imagine the thought of Totenham fans... after winning the league!feck the lot of them. If United can't win it then, balls to cheering someone else on.
Granted though, they are the lesser of a lot of evils. Well, them and Spurs but, they can piss off after today
Nailed it!"Just to reassure you though, sir, Arsenal are still being Arsenal."
You're telling me that Wes Morgan doesn't make your team???I tried to make a team from that, there was one clear flaw:
Neville Bruce Adams Terry Vidic Kompany
Keane Robson Viera Giggs
Cantona
You don't need a goalkeeper because you have a back six and an outrageous midfield
I honestly don't know any.Spurs the lesser evil? I can't even imagine the thought of Totenham fans... after winning the league!
I originally had a back 7 but settled on Cantona insteadYou're telling me that Wes Morgan doesn't make your team???
You reckon Leicester will only get 10 points from remaining 9 games? What will go wrong?After carefully studying the remaining fixtures I calculate the points total of the top 6 as follows:
Arsenal 71 Leicester 70 Spurs 68 City 68 W Ham 64, I have omitted United's points and have sent it in an envelope to my solicitor only to be opened in the event of my death. The answer is hidden somewhere on the forum
Worth mentioning this is the same team. It's not a City/Chelsea like story where they change the whole squad and become good. This is virtually the same team plus Kante and Okazaki.Their fixture list is quite easy on paper. Have to keep the momentum going.
One year ago. Complete turnaround.
20 last year - 1st now
-21 GD last year
+21 GD now.
EDIT: Sunderland - same shit
Yeah but I suspect everyone's at it.Does anyone else have a niggling, unsubstantiated suspicion that in 5 years time the idea that 'it's all too good to be true' will turn out to be just that? I'm not accusing them of anything, but one of the reasons they are top is because their fitness levels are through the roof, if you get my drift.
That is a frightening turnaround.Their fixture list is quite easy on paper. Have to keep the momentum going.
One year ago. Complete turnaround.
20 last year - 1st now
-21 GD last year
+21 GD now.
EDIT: Sunderland - same shit