We're clearly the best team in the world
Manchester United 3:1 Crystal Palace (Tue 19th July, 11:10 UK time)
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Jokes are not allowedPeople still biting?
I WAS MAKING A JOKE FOR ANYONE THAT STILL HASN'T UNDERSTOOD
Late in the game but if anyone knows a "river" to PM it would be appreciated
Commentators have no idea who is on 
Not sure I want Ronaldo back in this system 
Add Duel wielder, then yes. I concur.
The answer is yes. Basically every pass in the box Martial or Sancho gave would have been a shot. He doesn't defer in the final third.
Same goals we have been scoring for years. But the control of games looks good. Wish we had some real pre season challenges as we need to hit the ground running and need practice on less open goals that are defending for their life.
After how we looked last season, I'll take dominating relegation candidates.
Amad is tiny. At least we can someone in the squad who can talk to Martinez at his level.
Hannibal CF
Atleast we got 4th that season.As unusual and refreshing as this is, especially after last season, I just can’t get pre season 2014 out of my head. It’s like there’s a ceiling on any excitement I can take from us playing like Brazil 1970 as we’ll probably lose our first 3 league games or something
Maguire clearance is terrible.
Dalot is improving. Not perfect offside line but at least he's alert to step up.
VdB looks like he dreading with all the subs after finally enjoying to play with starters for 20 minutes
Dalot is improving. Not perfect offside line but at least he's alert to step up.
VdB looks like he dreading with all the subs after finally enjoying to play with starters for 20 minutes
Oh look, Ayew again. Twat.
Ayew should be sent off by now.
Zidane AND Hannibal? Thats like cheating
Shame Martinez can't come on to take out Ayew.
Ayu or whatever the fecker name is.. give him red or ask him to be subbed off
Like Liverpool?
We used to play Real or Barca frequently, don't think it changes much. All about fitness, understanding and automatisms
Ayew is pathetic, how is that not a second yellow? Couldn't care less if it's a friendly or not.
That's absolutely awesome.
MUTV
De Gea
AWB - Fish - Telles - Malacia
Savage - Zidane
Amad - Donny - Elanga
Hannibal
AWB - Fish - Telles - Malacia
Savage - Zidane
Amad - Donny - Elanga
Hannibal
Someone tell Ayew it's a friendly?
Were you watching on the Europa league debut? Was a special moment!
I’d love to see Hannibal scrap with Ayew.
Is Garnacho injured?
Come on kids score 5, 6 and kick Ayew few times.
Palace fans aren't getting to see a full Wilf Zaha, but they are getting to see a player that's Wilfish.
Ayew needs to feck right off.
Will someone bash Ayew please?
Donny had a very good cameo from deeper.
What'd they do?MUTV
Where’s Bailly?
Having a laugh at Ayew for being rubbish all day, resorting to dirty fouls
Nice little free kick that
Whether he stays or goes, he should not be a guaranteed starter now anyways.
I will reserve judgement until New Year. If we’re still playing like this at that point I’ll start to take my hands away from my face and tentatively start to believe. I’ve been burnt too many times to go balls deep into true belief.
For now though, he’s doing a good job and I do have a bit of a man crush on ten Hag. That beige suit…ooft.
Boooooooo!
Don't you realize they're in Australia? Catch up, slow.People still biting?
I WAS MAKING A JOKE FOR ANYONE THAT STILL HASN'T UNDERSTOOD
fishing for bites