I’ve said it many times, he just can’t help himself calling Gary shite or digging at United, pisses me off no end, and some fans like him
Martin Tyler
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Other fans say he loves us, our fans say he hates us. The paranoia of the football world.
Every fan thinks commentators are against them
Absolute miserable twat when we scored the winner tonight. What happened to "hope all English teams do well"?
His attempts at creating the narrative are very cringe when they don't work.
What channel does he commentate on for champions league
Some shite that I was watching on a stream. Another london twat was on there with him and they seemed gutted when we scored. Absolute tosspot.
Ive always got the impression he hated utd
English team scores a winner in the last minute of an away fixture to keep their hopes alive. This is his reaction.
He wanted to get his Juve wankathon on. The media have been hyping them up. He hates it when the narrative he’s been working on all week goes tits up, all his little word plays down the toilet.
<long pause> ".....it's ended up in the back of the net". FFS.
Tyler is such a miserable fecker when it comes to United. I'm convinced he's a massive Gooner and hates our guts.
Tyler is such a miserable fecker when it comes to United. I'm convinced he's a massive Gooner and hates our guts.
What a cnut. Genuinely shite reaction to an incredible moment. You’d have thought he just lost his house on that goal.
Where was the Fell...Szcz...Pog...Chie...Alex Sandroooooooooo
Where was the Fell...Szcz...Pog...Chie...Alex Sandroooooooooo
Sounds like his FIFA commentary when you're on career mode and 10-0 up.
I've long thought that too. Still think he's a great commentator though. Him, Tyldesley and Darke are the best by miles.
He is. Arguably the best but his obvious lack of enthusiasm for us really annoys me sometimes.
My favourite bit from tonight's commentary was definitely Keown on BT Sport asking if this could be our "best ever result in Europe."
Got in a dig re Sanchez' wages too when he obviously just had to discuss DDG's future and how the wage gap is affeting players in the team. Old twat.
I thought he meant under Jose but if not, that guy needs sacking. Why can’t we have a ex-United commentator doing our European games instead of that miserable git?
Was essentially saying United fans should be happy Ronaldo scored such a goal. The idiot was chatting nonsense.
He does sound disappointed.
He's still upset he spent half of 1995 writing up all his best lines for the eventual Newcastle title win. God he used to wank off to Keegan that year. As if Newcastle were playing football from another planet, when in fact they ended the year with less goals than us and Liverpool.
Heard that tooHe's not an ABU. Suggesting he is makes you sound ridiculous. Don't you remember "OOOOHHHH YEEEESSSSS" when Martial scored on his debut?
He's just a commentator, who wants his own iconic moments.
He's just a commentator, who wants his own iconic moments.
How do you explain away his complete lack of enthusiasm for our winner tonight? His commentary was so muted that I actually paused for a moment as I wasn't sure it was a goal. He wasn't exactly bouncing off the walls when Mata equalised either.
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Considers himself a playwright and comes alive when it's the narrative he's craved all week. His "ohhhhhhhhh Yesssssssssss!" ejaculation for Martial's goal in his debut against us so Sky can copyright for years is a prime example. There was one moment in 2012 when Antonio Valencia scored away at Arsenal unexpectedly and he didn't utter a word, I couldn't tell if United had scored or not, he must have notebook of Arsenal lines he was busy crossing out that night he was so convinced they'd win.
He seems to decide what he wants to happen before the game then bases his enthusiasm on that.
He's a right weirdo though. When it doesn't pan out how he wanted he actually starts being bizarre and making spiteful remarks. Like when Suarez made his comeback against us and he clearly wanted him to score the winner. Then when it became obvious it wouldn't happen he started completely making up weird shit like claiming Giggs should have been sent off.
When you pay attention to him he does stuff like this a lot. It's like he thinks he has a right to decide what happens in a game based on what he thinks would sound cool to commentate on, then throws his toys out of the pram if it doesn't happen.
He's a right weirdo though. When it doesn't pan out how he wanted he actually starts being bizarre and making spiteful remarks. Like when Suarez made his comeback against us and he clearly wanted him to score the winner. Then when it became obvious it wouldn't happen he started completely making up weird shit like claiming Giggs should have been sent off.
When you pay attention to him he does stuff like this a lot. It's like he thinks he has a right to decide what happens in a game based on what he thinks would sound cool to commentate on, then throws his toys out of the pram if it doesn't happen.
Exactly. Jose and Utd losing while City and Liverpool crush it is supposed to be the story. 3rd season syndrome and all that.
It reminds me of when Crespo scored a last min winner v a promoted side and he shouts OOOOO NOOOO. He caught himself and meekly added for team x ( I forget)
Maybe cos it was a shite goal
Tyler has had some amazing moments commentating on United eg martial example above some strange views on him here I think
Come on. Did you hear his reaction to the mata goal?? That pause for the winner was the same pause we all went through for a brief moment not knowing where the feck the ball went
Honestly I think he has been doing it for a paycheck and phoning it in for years now.
Remember back in the early 90's when he commentated on that crazy Serie A game with loads of chances and was basically on the edge of his seat?
I think there comes a time with all commentators that they basically act like they have seen it all and give up. Motson was the same. Davies less so but he always sounded like he was reading a play rather than sounding off on the action .
Remember back in the early 90's when he commentated on that crazy Serie A game with loads of chances and was basically on the edge of his seat?
I think there comes a time with all commentators that they basically act like they have seen it all and give up. Motson was the same. Davies less so but he always sounded like he was reading a play rather than sounding off on the action .
Tyler's commentary was off tube. He does sound disinterested on the times I've heard him doing an off tube commentary. The commentary itself was for a world feed so blatant bias for an English team may not have gone down well.
I remember the suarez stuff it was bizarre. When you watch old games he has a fair amount of miserable reactions to late winners for us, but also some good moments. Hes hard to explain
He couldn't shut up about Ronaldo's goal for 15 minutes but, as you say, was unbelievably muted about our goals.
The narrative had been set up perfectly for him. Media favorites Juventus beating perpetually in crisis United; Ronaldo scoring a wondergoal for his first CL goal for Juventus, and against his old team as well, to put them in the lead. Then we fecked it all up for him.
I'd be annoyed too.
I'd be annoyed too.
My guess is he's been working on material for the derby and It's winning has eased so much that that their analysis won't carry as much weight.
A lot of work. Wasted.
I remember that game, 2-1 win Welbeck scored the winner, and you're absolutely right.
I assumed it was disallowed for some reason, he just went completely silent for about 7 or 8 seconds as Valencia ran off celebrating. It was bizarre, your reasoning as to why could be true.
I've always had the suspicion though he's an Arsenal fan. He fecking loves them.