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What a sexy, sexy man!
He looks tal, but he's not. Fascinating.
I've wanted this guy since November 2013. Finally! <3
Have to say, Van gaal's signing (apart from Di Maria) haven't hurt the looks department of our squad at all...
Our team is so handsome. 
Di Maria doesn't fit the profile of a Manchester United signing due to his face.
So harsh, so trueThe day of King SchWoody.
Overall squad good looking points rise
Signing of the summer for me.
Excellent news - his signature alone makes me much more optimistic for the season ahead. We look to be solving some long-standing problems in this transfer window.
Our squad is attractive as feck... De Gea, Blind, Shaw, Januzaj, Mata (
), Schneiderlin ... and you've got Carrick and Schweinsteiger working it in the over 30's category.Oh and Jones of course...
Amazing couple of days. We now have more midfielders than you could throw a stick at.
I also think we're trying to expand our fanbase even further amongst the women of the world because our team is now uncomfortably good looking for the most part.
I also think we're trying to expand our fanbase even further amongst the women of the world because our team is now uncomfortably good looking for the most part.
Welcome Schneider-man.
Delighted with these past few days. Really wanted Morgan especially, glad we got him!
I do wonder what becomes of Blind in particular now. Will he just be a backup to Shaw?
Being back-up to Shaw is like being first choice to be fair.
He can play three positions so I'm sure he'll get plenty of games. I doubt Shaw will start every week even if fit to be honest so we don't burn him out.
Shaw won't play over 45 games in a season, same goes for other players.
2015/2016 Schwine Up
Schwooney
Schwemphis Scherrera Schni-Maria
Schneiderlin Schweinsteiger
Schaw Schnalling Schwotamendi Schnarmian
Schnavid Sch Schwea
Schnouis Schwan Schwaals Schwed Schnarmy
Schwooney
Schwemphis Scherrera Schni-Maria
Schneiderlin Schweinsteiger
Schaw Schnalling Schwotamendi Schnarmian
Schnavid Sch Schwea
Schnouis Schwan Schwaals Schwed Schnarmy
Poor Darmian is left out againOur squad is attractive as feck... De Gea, Blind, Shaw, Januzaj, Mata (
Oh and Jones of course...
Oh my! Never knew there were so many bitter Arsenal fans who are just as bitter as some Liverpool fans.
Lovely video, nice to see them being classy about his departure.
I'm going to just type Morgan and Basti....too long these names.
He's one of the best midfielders in the league. So glad he's signed for us!
He's got that default Pro Evo face.
I'm certainly no homophobe but the responses in this thread are incredibly gay
I've loved him ever since FIFA 11 when I managed Soton on career mode.
He looks too much like Sha Labeouf... it unsettles me.Poor Darmian is left out again
Homophobe!I'm certainly no homophobe but the responses in this thread are incredibly gay
Who's your most attractive United player? aye?
Transfer season turns us all into a pack of horny women.I'm certainly no homophobe but the responses in this thread are incredibly gay
Brilliant.Welcome to Manchester United Morgan.
This is the midfield signing i wanted. Great to have him at the club.
All playing in harmony under one philoschophy
Now we just need Sneijder and Schteve Mclaren.
Schweinsteiger is ugly as feck, to be fair.Our squad is attractive as feck... De Gea, Blind, Shaw, Januzaj, Mata (
Oh and Jones of course...
That's awful- Status