feck me... he's spilling everything on the floor, ask him more!!! why does this have to end 
Mourinho's press conference
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
He's coming across brilliantly in this.
Man is a genius.
Man is a genius.
"...the pundit industry..."
"We have a lot of time to share our personal stuff...friends, family, wives"
fecking hell, I hate when people ask about "What advice has Fergie given you?".
I know Fergie was the best around, but Mourinho has been successful enough to not need to hear this type of question. It's so patronizing.
I know Fergie was the best around, but Mourinho has been successful enough to not need to hear this type of question. It's so patronizing.
nothing Jose does is cringy. the silver-haired fox is devine.
Addresses Scholes and Neville
Cant be arsed to look for streams after Sky just went full brainfart but it sounds how this classless cnut creating a circus already,oh and he could turn up in suit.
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and the Rooney question
Great question Ogden. Excellent. No Rooney in midfield..
Not cringy at all, being his usual self.
Last question about Rooney and his role.
Last question about Rooney and his role.
That Independent guy has a deep fecking voice!
Been training people at work, what have I missed?
The Caf's coverage is better & quicker than the Guardian's 'live' report. More detailed quotes here though:
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ho-unveiled-as-manchester-united-manager-live
More detailed quotes here though:https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ho-unveiled-as-manchester-united-manager-live
I want him to stir shit up.
This is Box Office!
Rooney not a midfielder
Good question to finish.
Rooney.
Rooney.
Rooney pretty much #10 confirmed I guess.
Giggs wanting to be United manager, but not being able to wait, and therefore had to make a difficult choice which took guts to leave the club. Similar to Jose at Barca. He left and worked his way up. Not Jose's fault that the club want him as manager over Giggs, and he wishes him luck and would welcome him back at any point.
Don't think he could have put it any better
Good question about Rooney. He sees him as a forward. We're buying a midfielder. Poggerssss
Rooney is not a midfielder guys. End that thread.
Rooney 10
That was brilliant. Rooney is not a midfield. Prove himself as a striker or be gone.
"...my pass is also amazing without pressure..."
The inevitable Rooney question
Rooney will never be a No.6 and will not play 50 yards away from the goal. He will be a 9, 10 or a 9and half
Rooney NOT going to be no. 6!!
Jose: "My pass can be amazing too without pressure"
....not even 8!!
Jose: "My pass can be amazing too without pressure"
....not even 8!!
Doesn't see Rooney as a midfielder thank feck
no Rooney in midfield 
that's a good answer on the Rooney question!
Rooney to play a striking role. THANK feck HE WON'T BE IN MIDFIELD!
Yes, absolutely great news!
Bye Wayne.
Where do you see Wayne Rooney next season?
"maybe not a striker anymore...never a no.6 for me...he will be a 9, a 10, maybe a 9 and a half...not even an 8"
Not a regular maybe?
"maybe not a striker anymore...never a no.6 for me...he will be a 9, a 10, maybe a 9 and a half...not even an 8"
Not a regular maybe?
Take a chill pill.
Not a six... Not even an eight.
Good news.
Good news.
Rooney 9 1/2 weeks to save his job!
My pass is also good without pressure. 
That's the end of the Rooney midfield experiment then. Good.