Thankfully Utd have Ole tied down with contract extension, so Newcastle can’t try and lure him away!
But seriously, they’re a wealthy club with an underperforming squad and they need someone to come in and ‘lift the mood’, so the only logical appointment would be a club legend who’s only previous PL managerial experience is getting a club relegated… so for them that’d be Shearer.
But seriously, they’ve tried the ‘proven manager’ route in the past - Benitez, Keegan etc - and ‘look where that got them’! The only logical approach now is to look to the Norwegian league and bring in someone who’s doing ‘ok’ over there.
But seriously, whoever they pick will be a fine and sound appointment as long as it follows ‘The Newcastle Way’.
But seriously…