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They'll shoot him if he don't signThe brain? What does that mean? Is that some kind of threat? I still don’t get the image...
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They'll shoot him if he don't signThe brain? What does that mean? Is that some kind of threat? I still don’t get the image...
To be fair, we had plenty of those in recent years.But what are we to do with a striker with half a brain?
Sancho is happy to stay at Dortmund too.As I said previously, don't want players at Utd that don't want to be at Utd. The consistent message has been he wants to stay at Juve, so just keep well away from him.
Mafioso style, someone standing behind him with a gun to his head"It's either your signature or your brains on that contract".The brain? What does that mean? Is that some kind of threat? I still don’t get the image...
Touché.To be fair, we had plenty of those in recent years.
ADM, Sanchez, AdM, Sanchez, ADM, Sanchez........The thing is we have tried that with AdM, Sanchez and others. Didn't work out for us. We can't keep taking gambles like this anymore.
Sorry, I apologize for having missed the quote. I hope we get the signature and a better heart and not just the brain!Some of you should abandon this thread and go watch The Godfather instead.
Why would we tap him up? The deal wasn"t on the cards until Juve offered it a few days ago, so we had no need to talk to Dybala. And he too was surprised. Under the circumstances, I don't see what we done wrong.This
It took us a week to establish he didn't want us
We are the only club that doesn't tap players up or use intermediaries apparently
Is that Keane carefully removing a wasp from his face to prevent him from getting a nasty sting? He should be grateful, the bin dipping cnut.Why would he hate United, though?
Hurr hurr. It's funny because they're Italian.It's a Godfather quote
Hurr hurr. It's funny because they're Italian.
And fecking criminals.
No need to apologise, I'm being serious. The Godfather is infinitely better than talking about Paulo Dybala.Sorry, I apologize for having missed the quote. I hope we get the signature and a better heart and not just the brain!
People are fecking stupid . Had he come here and been another ADM/Sanchez the club would have been castigated tooWow can't believe so many on here eager to a sign player even if he really doesn't want to join us.
People caught like rabbits in the headlights of the big 'Galactico' signing - the very thing people on here have been criticizing Ed for for ages.
Wish people would make their minds up.
The solution to a poor Mata or Lingard is not a Dybala playing at 50% but a Fernandes or Pepe playing at 100%.
Firstly he's a great age. He's got a great resale value - should we require that but also what if the only reason he didn't want to join was no CL? Would that be a long term issue and he could push us on to that. In addition, it would be a tremendous boost to the squad. Saying he don't want to come is lazy because people don't know all the ins and outs. If someone rejects a contract it don't mean they wouldn't consider joining....it just means there is no agreement but many have associated this with him NOT wanting to join. It's negotiations. Rejecting a contract don't mean you won't sign one....but in the world of twitter it does seemingly. So forget what we think we know cause we know nothing. We are feeding off scraps.Wow can't believe so many on here eager to a sign player even if he really doesn't want to join us.
People caught like rabbits in the headlights of the big 'Galactico' signing - the very thing people on here have been criticizing Ed for for ages.
Wish people would make their minds up.
The solution to a poor Mata or Lingard is not a Dybala playing at 50% but a Fernandes or Pepe playing at 100%.
You suggest we keep making mistakes until we get it right?ADM, Sanchez, AdM, Sanchez, ADM, Sanchez........
How many times we will say those two names? Players play for money and success. When you are Man Utd it is easy to buy player from Palace or Swansea. From big club, you must offer what that club can't or compensate what that club can't. Dybala can win titles there. So we should offer him more money. He would be huge huge upgrade to us. Lazy and uninterested Dybala is still better than Lingard or Mata on no10 position. At the dbd of the season when we finish 5th we will regret this.
This is Hazard all over again. We didn't want to pay 6mil to his agent and the rest is history.
No one has really reported he was that enthusiastic to join us to start with. It always looked like Sarri and Juve were the ones who wanted him out.Why do you all think that Dybala said no? If that is the truth why would he even send his demands via his agent?
No means no. If he is not interested then simple polite no was enough.
We don't want to pay. That is the truth. We can overpay some dross in our squad but we don't want to overpay Dybala.
A think it has more to do with the club and manager, i can see him going to city or pool if klopp or pep came callingStill i don’t understand why Dybala doesn’t want to play in EPL? It’s the most competitive league, perhaps the one which is the hardest to win. Isn’t it a challenge for a good footballer to play in the most competitive league and to prove his worth?
Good ol' Luca Brasi. He now sleeps with the fishes.Maybe it's time we made him an offer he can't refuse.
Bada bing, bada boom, I'm walking 'ere.
Just when we get out, they keep pulling us back in.Good ol' Luca Brasi. He now sleeps with the fishes.
Tbh why should we pay the guy 300k a week when he doesn’t want to leave and is being forced out? He’s obviously told us he’s not interested so screw him, move on.Why do you all think that Dybala said no? If that is the truth why would he even send his demands via his agent?
No means no. If he is not interested then simple polite no was enough.
We don't want to pay. That is the truth. We can overpay some dross in our squad but we don't want to overpay Dybala.
This seems true but do you reckon solskjaer would have even wanted himWhy do you all think that Dybala said no? If that is the truth why would he even send his demands via his agent?
No means no. If he is not interested then simple polite no was enough.
We don't want to pay. That is the truth. We can overpay some dross in our squad but we don't want to overpay Dybala.
I do agree, but there has to be a ceiling. We can’t afford to have wages spiralling out of control, where does it end? I’m sick of players holding the club to ransom.I wasn’t specifically talking about dybala, was more about the profile of the players we should be chasing
I think yes. In matter of fact he is ideal no10 for his style of playThis seems true but do you reckon solskjaer would have even wanted him
Uh, noADM, Sanchez, AdM, Sanchez, ADM, Sanchez........
How many times we will say those two names? Players play for money and success. When you are Man Utd it is easy to buy player from Palace or Swansea. From big club, you must offer what that club can't or compensate what that club can't. Dybala can win titles there. So we should offer him more money. He would be huge huge upgrade to us. Lazy and uninterested Dybala is still better than Lingard or Mata on no10 position. At the dbd of the season when we finish 5th we will regret this.
This is Hazard all over again. We didn't want to pay 6mil to his agent and the rest is history.
Well, we didn't score enough last season, and Spurs only scored 2 more than us, and that's with Kane and Song. I don't think filling the 12 goals Lukaku got last season will be a problem, as Rashford and Martial can bridge that gap if they're played consistently. Rashford in particular has a good and fairly consistent goalscoring record as a striker. Both get into double figures even when played sporadically, and are both still improving (in theory...who knows with Martial). 40+ between them is a push but not beyond possible.I forgot about Chelsea and agree they will struggle
Spurs have 50 goals guaranteed from Kane and Son, while Alli and Moura will both chip in with a good number.
I think it's a stretch to expect 40 from Rashford and Martial, neither have broken 20 in their careers so far
I think you're right — we will be floating somewhere between 4th and 6th, which means it's another season of not really progressing
I don't understand why we don't just sensibly address our problems and go after normal targets instead of these stupid galactico links