Jurgen Klinsmann is sometimes dirty.
Players whose names are a lie
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I also suspect he has all the cleaning done by other people.
Schmelzer...
"schmelzen" actually means "melting", so Schmelzer is the one that melts something. Whatever - he does not bring me to melt...
Domenico Tedesco (The Italian word for German) actually is an Italian born in Italy on a Thursday not a Sunday (Domenica=Italian for Sunday)
"schmelzen" actually means "melting", so Schmelzer is the one that melts something. Whatever - he does not bring me to melt...
Domenico Tedesco (The Italian word for German) actually is an Italian born in Italy on a Thursday not a Sunday (Domenica=Italian for Sunday)
Hulk
Lars Bender - his partner is an attractive lady
Sergi Roberto - Sergi does not have a rubber toe
Sergi Roberto - Sergi does not have a rubber toe
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Cantona - you're right, women arent possessions
Wes Brown, he's clearly orange.
Alessandro Costacurta - was a youth product so he cost Milan nothing
Cha Bum-Kun - this would be news to Aguero
Francesco Toldo - never told us anything
Gianluigi Buffon - bit harsh, you don't have a 2 decade career at the highest level by being a buffoon
Rigobert Song - if one exists I don't know the lyrics
Steven Caulker - maybe he was really good at retiling a bathroom but I see no evidence of that
Cha Bum-Kun - this would be news to Aguero
Francesco Toldo - never told us anything
Gianluigi Buffon - bit harsh, you don't have a 2 decade career at the highest level by being a buffoon
Rigobert Song - if one exists I don't know the lyrics
Steven Caulker - maybe he was really good at retiling a bathroom but I see no evidence of that
David Busst. Wasn’t until he sadly was.
Materazzi. He's not comfortable to sleep on.
Ledley King- is not a royal
Marvelous Nakamba- he really is.
FFS
Argelico fecks........no he doesn't, hes a tease
David Bentley- not a luxury car
David Goodwillie’s missus has been waiting on this thread for years...
He also isn't a member of a racist group.
Graziano Pelle - not even a poor man’s Pele
Dwight Yorke - not white and not from York
Dwight Yorke - not white and not from York
I think I'm actually going to piss myself.
Gianluca Cum- he’s not ejaculate (although he may be a bit wank as a footballer)
Mikael Lustig (Funny) = Mikael is not funny.
Caroline Seger (Victory) = She missed the decisive penalty in the Olympics final so she is a loser.
Andreas Granqvist (Pine Tree Branch) = Andreas is not a tree although he sometimes looks to be stuck.
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Pig Mounter) = I hope Bastian doesn't mount pigs.
Arjen Robben (Seal) = He really is a diving seal.
Mohamed Salah (Prayer) = He really is a praying man.
Mohammed Al Hakim (The Judge/Referee) = Referee in Sweden, really is the judge/referee.
Caroline Seger (Victory) = She missed the decisive penalty in the Olympics final so she is a loser.
Andreas Granqvist (Pine Tree Branch) = Andreas is not a tree although he sometimes looks to be stuck.
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Pig Mounter) = I hope Bastian doesn't mount pigs.
Arjen Robben (Seal) = He really is a diving seal.
Mohamed Salah (Prayer) = He really is a praying man.
Mohammed Al Hakim (The Judge/Referee) = Referee in Sweden, really is the judge/referee.
The funniest ones are the ones explained
brilliant
Gareth Jelleyman - Doesn't throw wobbly's and wasn’t born a jellybaby
Gareth Southgate
Is from Watford
Is from Watford
Anynone mentioned that Mason ins't Green wood?
I've also found out that Kleberson is not the son of any Kleber
Raheem Sterling - Not a coin
I've also found out that Kleberson is not the son of any Kleber
Raheem Sterling - Not a coin
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink is clearly both Vennegoor and Hesselink, yet his name implies we have to choose.
Vincent Kompany - is a bit of a loner
Kevin De Bruyne - is white
Eden Hazard - he's a pretty safe dude
Kevin De Bruyne - is white
Eden Hazard - he's a pretty safe dude
Tim Sherwood - very stingy with his wood
Carlo Costly - was anything but
Needs explanation i think. Gentile means kind
Gentile, person who is not Jewish. The word stems from the Hebrew term goy, which means a “nation,” and was applied both to the Hebrews and to any other nation. The plural, goyim, especially with the definite article, ha-goyim, “the nations,” meant nations of the world that were not Hebrew.
Wayne Bridge - not a bridge, even though he brought some people together.
Milan Fukal… actually pretty accurate because tarter being linked to some known clubs that’s pretty much what his career amounted too
Rod Fanni…. He’s not not a rod and stands up for himself
Lara Bender…. there’s only one bender and that’s Neil’s dad.
Rod Fanni…. He’s not not a rod and stands up for himself
Lara Bender…. there’s only one bender and that’s Neil’s dad.
Certainly brought John Terry and his wife together.
Tom Heaton - weighs much less than a ton
Diego Costa - prefers Starbucks instead.
Thomas Partey - Doesn't drink
Danny Rose - Not a flower
Craig Cathcart - Not a cat, not a hChart
Danny Rose - Not a flower
Craig Cathcart - Not a cat, not a hChart