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He was Mark II RobinsSolskaer was a substitute werent he?
He was Mark II RobinsSolskaer was a substitute werent he?
Sorry...maybe they actually convinced him he was Irish.
Its amazing how accurate this is. The McTominay assessment made me laugh, in the first half I thought he played for Watford the amount of times a simple pass went back to them.De Gea - I mean, you've literally chucked the ball into your own net. It's like all of our defensive players watch back the stupidity from the previous game then think "I'm not having him outdo me"
Bissaka - He's not been the same since someone stole the top half of his head.
Lindelof - Universal master of the deftly lofted through ball to absolutely fecking no one.
Maguire - What I really want from my centreback is that when we're 2-0 down, he's 70 yards out of position, bafflingly hogging the ball from all his team mates while spinning around three times in a circle and the punting it straight off the pitch. Seriously this guy is an absolute joke. How do none of our coaching staff tell him what an idiot he's being? How do his team mates not constantly want to punch him in the face?
Shaw - Gets booked in nearly every game due to being too lazy (or unfit) to run back...which then also, in every game, creates a problem late on when the opposition break and he can't risk tackling the guy running at him. Amazing that someone with this little game intelligence would probably struggle to make it into our starting 11 of most stupid footballers.
Fred - Only player we had today prior to it being 2-0 who was delivering anything above a solid 2/10.
McTominay - Looks like someone on the Watford team came up and reminded him he was Scottish just before the game kicked off.
Lingard - Next time you're through on goal, maybe try the more routine finishing technique of backflipping over the keeper's head with the ball wedged between your legs and then backheeling it into the goal mid air. Idiot.
Rashford - Theo Walcott called. He wants his footballing ability back
James - Probably time to give him a break, except the alternative is, well, no one. Or Mata, which is like no one except without the partial credit you get for bravely struggling to defeat with only 10 players.
Martial - Is there a reason why he can't play like he did towards the end, you know, all the time? Or at least, slightly more of the time? Or at least, you know, look vaguely like he is trying to?
Pogba - Actually did very well, apart from the stupid dive.
Greenwood - Why bring him on to play on the wing? Yet again by the end I had no idea where any of our forwards were actually meant to be playing.
Mata - The only reason at this point to bring Mata on is to show everyone that you've run out of ideas of things to do but feel like you need to look like you're trying to do something
Man Utd weekly team sessions:
Mistake therapy - A group of first team players get together and go over their mistakes from the previous week, and discuss how they're all going to make sure they don't learn a thing from any of them.
Defensive corner practice - Someone who can't take corners, takes corners, while a group of players who can neither defend nor attack a corner stand in the box watching the ball fly over their heads over and over.
Offensive corner practice - See above, except occasionally one of the defending players will accidentally score and then everyone starts celebrating.
Practice match - The first team squad watch Harry Maguire walking about aimlessly with the ball for half an hour.
Tactics discussion - Ole and the gang use visual diagrams to explain again to Greenwood where to stand when the teams line up for photos before the game.
I know player's don't have the highest of IQ's but surely even they will know that.The pride of playing for Manchester United. A win and we are in CL contention, the fans who follow you everywhere and they deserve better. It's coming up to the January transfer window by the way lads.
I actually think he makes a lot of rash challenges, but he gets away with it because he always gets the ball. I actually agree somewhat with (sigh) Souness yesterday when he said he goes to ground too much, and it's a sign of poor positioning.Wan Bissaka - the first rash challenge he's made that I can remember and it's a pen. Unlucky for him but I thought he was slow getting back into position throughout the match.
Because he is inapt in playing with his head. It's simply embarrassing a CB of his physicality to offer so little in the air and in the attack. He adds nothing, zilch, to our attack. Unacceptable.And the Maguire header as well, I don’t know why he directed the header straight at Foster.
Leave AWB alone, please. He saved our behinds dozens of times in that game alone, let alone since he joined. Anybody makes a mistake every once in a while. His wasn't nearly as horrible as the complete meltdown of DDG. Even before the first goal, DDG shit his pants in the first half - exact same situation as with Everton, except this time the referee ruled our way. DDG has a big problem, and it's been going on for almost a year.I actually think he makes a lot of rash challenges, but he gets away with it because he always gets the ball. I actually agree somewhat with (sigh) Souness yesterday when he said he goes to ground too much, and it's a sign of poor positioning.
Being a great at making last ditch slide tackles is a great skill to have in your locker, but shouldn't be your go-to method of defending.
Firstly, no it's not my first game and you'll probably be disappointed to learn that millions of supporters know that we need reinforcements in the areas you suggest. You seem to think that changing the manager will solve the problem. Could I point out that Moyes, Van Gaal and Mourinho all failed after being given large amounts of money to succeed.Is this your first game? We have been this dreadful against lower teams whole season.
Did you watch the first half? We have zero shots on target against a team sitting at the bottom of the league.
This is not about the mistakes. This is about the clueless tactic against the team who just sit back and absorb the attacks which in our case, non-existent. Ole just know one tactic which is to counter attack and it will only work against top teams. He strengthen the defense so we can absorb the attacks and then counter with speed. But he forgot that there are more teams who will do the same to us. We don't have a creative midfield and a proper no 9. Whose fault is that?
Mate, it's not hero worshipping, it's called having a little respect.This hero worshipping is what got us here in the first place
If Madrid wanted him enough to pay his price he would be gone. United couldn't force Ronaldo to stay even when United was a mega-club winning everything. If you think we are really able to force Pogba stay then you are lying to yourself. These are all just mind games.no wonder pogba wants out and I really don't blame him, he would do so much better in Madrid rather than an average premier league side that only competes for cups now
I agree that there are layers of issues at the club, we have problemsin every area of the club, but despite all that I see teams with lesser players than us have a more cohesive look to their football, as teams can be greater than the sum of it's parts and we aren't even getting the most from our best parts.Quite right but I very much doubt that this group of players can gain any consistency. When I watched all the backslapping and cocksucking after the city win I knew it would only be a matter of a couple of weeks before this team served up more shit. It was practically immediate.
No doubt we need a better manager and coaches but we also have to be realistic about the quality of our players. De Gea winning POTY 4 out of 5 seasons says more about the state of the team then it does about him. Great shot stopper but probably not the keeper we need right now as his distribution and box control is a disgrace. Martial will never ever have it in him to have a dominant season required by a forward to win a league. Pogba is out the door the second an offer is made to match his ego.
Unfortunately we have too many cnuts milking this club for their own gain for anything to make an instant impact for the better. One thing is for sure though, every supporter of this club wants the same thing. We've been so up and down these last few years it kind of makes everyone's opinion valid in some form.
its hardly hero worshipping to be respectful to a club legend, a man who is trying his best and is failingThis hero worshipping is what got us here in the first place
unlike you I also don’t worship Fergieits hardly hero worshipping to be respectful to a club legend, a man who is trying his best and is failing
what got us here in the first place? Maybe you want to insult Fergie? if it wasnt for the Rock of Gibraltar the Glazers wouldnt be here at all?
get some perspective eh - under no circumstances is it acceptable to call Ole a 'cnut' - shameful from our fanbase
Ancelotti is a shite manager long term. His league record is embarrassing for the sides he managed and the financial advantage they enjoyed.
Yes. Unfortunately, we have to wait until January.January transfer window cannot come sooner.
Exactly, the entire bench sit there like zombies. Carrick really gets me with the longgg slowww blinks. A proper manager would be on his feet roasting that shambles into playing better.I am also sick of seeing Ole sat in his chair doing absolutely nothing. Can’t he bark out some instruction to the useless players on the pitch?
Maybe tell Rashford to stop shooting from 40 yards. Or tell Martial to stay onside. Or tell James to at least try and get himself into the game?
The only player I would rate today was Pogba.
no thanks pal - you can hang onto your advice - just outlining the ridiculousness of brats turning on idols with such venom when things don't go well.unlike you I also don’t worship Fergie
your childish behavior using it as a threat “maybe you want to insult Fergie?” for compliance is hilarious.. how old are you? Be your own man
you are twisting the situation to your own needs to make yourself look good. Sit down pipe down grow up
If Everton aspire to finish top six with any degree of consistency, then it is unlikely Ancelotti has what it takes given his consistent sub par league finishes throughout his career.
Ancelotti isnt good enough for everton??
Wow... i never thought there comes a day Carlo Ancelotti is not good enough for everton...If Everton aspire to finish top six with any degree of consistency, then it is unlikely Ancelotti has what it takes given his consistent sub par league finishes throughout his career.
Without looking, how many league titles do you think he won having managed THAT Milan side, Chelsea, Real Madrid, PSG and Bayern? Honest guess.Wow... i never thought there comes a day Carlo Ancelotti is not good enough for everton...
Mate. It's everton.Without looking, how many league titles do you think he won having managed THAT Milan side, Chelsea, Real Madrid, PSG and Bayern? Honest guess.
If Everton aspire to finish top six with any degree of consistency, then it is unlikely Ancelotti has what it takes given his consistent sub par league finishes throughout his career.
Fully agree and I will add Martial out Greenwood inn.Players to be dropped after this game are: Shaw (Williams), Lingard (Pogba), Lindelof (Axel), De Gea (Romero). If Ole doesn't drop them, drop him.
Lee Mason