sktrl - flustered under any kind of pressure, weak in the air, contributes feck all to our attacks .i.e when we get a corner.
agger - weak in the air
johnson - poor defensively
lucas - powder puff, has never and will never grasp the game by the scruff of the neck and dictate and drive our play forward.
Poulson - just average
raul - a fecking tart.
kuyt - no finese, no pace, contributing less and less towards our attacks.
jovanovic - just offers nothing
torres - sulks, goes missing, if things aint going his way.
babel - no brain
ngog - hardly puts the fear of god into opposition defenders
cole - injured, wants to play in the centre.
maxi - goes missing away from home
gerrard - rush of blood to the head.
carra - hoof.