Another year where I'm sure we can generate some great gems for this thread.
Redcafe goes into Meltdown 2015/16
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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Mrs Rafa for manager? 
You know it makes sense, Mali. 
She knows her stuff and games with Chelsea would be golden. Mouriho would probably slap her.You know it makes sense, Mali.
Coconut
Coconut with an armband on! Who said that? I'm in tears
To be honest given how large our fan base is (in terms of probability), I'm always surprised we don't 'out-rawk' RAWK every year.
Vangle
I spat out the water I was drinking
I spat out the water I was drinking
I had to read that thrice before I could work out what I was reading!Vangle
I spat out the water I was drinking
I think we have to admit that we are as bad as RAWK on here. We really are.
We are the opposite of RAWK, instead of being delusional and optimistic, we are all pessimists and say ridiculous things when stuff goes badly. Honestly, this place must be a gem for rival fans to view when shit isn't going to well
Nah, we're actually allowed to discuss stuff for a start.
Completely agree.
Dunno what is going on here in the last 24 hours but feck me it really is embarrassing!
People need to chill out and show some faith in the boss and judge things in the weeks and months ahead. People losing their minds over pre season games and x player hasn't got enough mins and he hates this player (how the feck do they know that?).
Still 32 days left in the transfer window and I've no doubt we'll see some quality players signed before then
I meant we the posters, not the staff.
Last night was embarrassing. I stupidly sat up and watched the game and even more stupidly interacted with the reactionary drama queens who post in game threads. Apparently we should be sweeping a seasoned european powerhouse aside with no bother.
Coconut, vangle, Mrs Rafa FFS
How the feck does Rooney even resemble a coconut? The hairdo?
How the feck does Rooney even resemble a coconut? The hairdo?
Some of us are. Every forum has a few people who say ridiculous stuff. What makes RAWK unique is that there, the lunatics are running the asylum.
Burn that unreasonably reasonable man. Its sacrilege.Completely agree.
Dunno what is going on here in the last 24 hours but feck me it really is embarrassing!
People need to chill out and show some faith in the boss and judge things in the weeks and months ahead. People losing their minds over pre season games and x player hasn't got enough mins and he hates this player (how the feck do they know that?).
Still 32 days left in the transfer window and I've no doubt we'll see some quality players signed before then
This, rawkites maintain blind fate at all times(any time it starts to waver the North Korean mods step in). Meanwhile if we have so much as a bad
It's been as you say rather embarrassing, I've never seen it this bad and it's freaking pre season. 1 game ago we beat Barca, we outplayed them and outscored them. Blind look good and De Gea had a good game. Looked positive. 4 days ago that was just 4 day ago. So many seem blinded by this obsession by transfers they seem to be taking it out on the team. Like the reaction to Blind is pretty pathetic, he's not been bad at all. Yes the first 45mins against Club Amerca was poor but other then that he's been ok. I'd like a new CB like the next guy but the reaction to blame Blind for the goals yesterday is so dumb.Completely agree.
Dunno what is going on here in the last 24 hours but feck me it really is embarrassing!
People need to chill out and show some faith in the boss and judge things in the weeks and months ahead. People losing their minds over pre season games and x player hasn't got enough mins and he hates this player (how the feck do they know that?).
Still 32 days left in the transfer window and I've no doubt we'll see some quality players signed before then
Ok lads enough with the meltdowns! Just saw a profile of Andy Cole on ITV 1. Sir Alex was one of the interviewees along with Dwight Yorke. They showed our run up to the treble and Cole's contribution in it. Still felt chills just watching the highlights. Think we should have the lads watch the 99 Champs League final in the dressing room before each and everyone of their games
lol
I didn't get the Vangle joke. But Rooney looks like a coconut made me laugh out loud.
I have a feeling LvG is going to frustrate me more this season than a pair of blue-balls, but right now I'm calm, because, you know, the season hasn't even started.
Vangle is an Italian jeweller and a ply on van gaalI didn't get the Vangle joke. But Rooney looks like a coconut made me laugh out loud.
Certain segments on the Caf are indeed like a Bizarro version of RAWKites. They think most of our players are overrated and/or shite, shamelessly badmouth the manager and reckon we're miles away from ever winning anything again.
The only genuinely RAWKish ones are the those who worship individual players - who are never properly used, and never played enough. The Kagawa syndrome, if you will. That lot are - almost - liable to write poetry too.
I heard from a friend at carrington that LvG is pissed at Herrera because he isn't disclosing Di Maria s location
certain poster I'm ignoring said she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows LVG so maybe we can check with her.
What do you mean!!!!!???
What do you mean!!!!!???
re-devil2 and her nefarious inside knowledge on LVG.
We fans are patient. LVG must show what is he doing and he must show it quickly!
Reminds me of some guy on Twitter some number10role or something. He was going on and on about how lvg destroyed Di Maria and kicked him out and how Wenger would have brought the best out of him
Shit thread
Can't disagree with that at all. The panic in here over the PSG result is cringeworthy at best.
Are these actually from The Caf? Sound like they're straight out of the United Facebook page.
Close!