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)Redcafe goes into Meltdown 2015/16
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
I wonder who that is
Oh, Thanks!
They're all made-up. I couldn't be bothered to trawl the PSG thread to find real quotes; this is because my life is so full of excitement and incident that I simply didn't have the time to search. Nevertheless, I still had plenty of time to invent a load of shit, write it all down, wrap it in quotes and post it.
fair enough,For what its worth, they wouldn't look out of place on United's FB page after a defeat..or even the Caf matchday forum for that matter, but these days the two are pretty much interchangeable.
Yes, it's only missing the usual pragmatic, cut-to-the-chase pleas like "I am good footballer. Sing me, Mr Vaag Nag."Kaos said:
Nothing beats Facebook though:
(Although redcafe was close since PSG game)
Personally, I think old Vangle could re-vamp the awful "United Roads". He hasn't had a hit since "Chariots of Fire" and I'm sure his career could do with a kick start.I didn't get the Vangle joke. But Rooney looks like a coconut made me laugh out loud.
Squad numbers & De Gea not in goal for opening game of season
and the shit storm didn't disappointNow just wait for Herrera's inevitable place on the bench tomorrow to complete the full meltdown
And someone's inevitable injury during warm-up.Then we'll win 3-0 and it's the best day ever apparently.
Tomorrow will be golden.
I blame LVG.
Fellaini gets 9, Valencia starts tomorrow, Herrera on the bench. More chances of a meltdown.
I blame LVG.
Fellaini gets 9, Valencia starts tomorrow, Herrera on the bench. More chances of a meltdown.
Valencia starting at RB tomorrow.
@khoazany >>>> Andy Mitten.
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Imagine if he started with a 3-5-2 tomorrow
If we win it will be pure luck and Spurs being shit.
A back 4 featuring Blind, Jones and Valencia
That's a back three.
add Valencia ar right back...
Should have made it clearer that three out of the four would be Jones, blind and Valencia. As much as I like Shaw, he can't cover for that shyte
this thread is going to be amazing till the transfer window shuts.
Can I get in early with my "I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED A QUALITY CB!"?
Thanks.
Thanks.
What a depressing squad. It's not even like Spurs are good either.
I told you we should have bought Kane before he scored against us.
feck LVG and his philosophy. Can't blame Di Maria for leaving.
I told you we should have bought Kane before he scored against us.
feck LVG and his philosophy. Can't blame Di Maria for leaving.
Who the hell is going to play in goal for us on Saturday?
Any of them?
That might push some off the edge.It's nice of you to post your opinions straight in this thread.
I'm free, although I usually play CF....
You're welcome. I'm really worked up now!!!It's nice of you to post your opinions straight in this thread.
DDG's runied the start of the season, not as confident as I was a day ago re: the spurs game. Playing Blind at the back, when we don't have an experienced GK who is good at dealing with crosses and corners, could come back to bite us vs Spurs.
With Rooney in midfield, Valencia as wing-back, Blind in CB and Fellaini up front. Herrera in the stands.
You're describing something far more severe and extreme than a meltdown were those things to happen.
Wanna see a mass Caf explosion, Louis?
---------------Romero
-------Jones----Evans-----Blind
-Valencia------Carrick---------Young
----------Mata---------Fellaini
-------------Rooney--Depay
Omg.You're describing something far more severe and extreme than a meltdown were those things to happen.
Wanna see a mass Caf explosion, Louis?
---------------Romero
-------Jones----Evans-----Blind
-Valencia------Carrick---------Young
----------Mata---------Fellaini
-------------Rooney--Depay
That would be.
Redcafe on suicide watch.
Some gems in the kit numbers thread.
Ouuuch, that one'd hurt.You're describing something far more severe and extreme than a meltdown were those things to happen.
Wanna see a mass Caf explosion, Louis?
---------------Romero
-------Jones----Evans-----Blind
-Valencia------Carrick---------Young
----------Mata---------Fellaini
-------------Rooney--Depay