Redcafe goes into Meltdown 2015/16

Welsh Wonder

A dribbling mess on the sauce
Joined
Dec 11, 2007
Messages
12,233
Location
Wales
There's a dark side to me that wants Romero in goals, Valencia right wing back, 3-5-2 with Rooney somehow in midfield and Blind CB and for us to lose 3-0.

Just to see what would happen. Half the forum would get banned I reckon.
 

204Red

Full Member
Joined
Mar 9, 2009
Messages
2,546
Location
Canada
I for one welcome this thread... and will go on record suggesting that it will eclipse the "Unpopular Opinions" thread in very short order
 

Raw

Full Member
Joined
Oct 31, 2013
Messages
25,476
Location
Manchester, UK
I reckon we'll get more replies in this than the RAWK meltdown thread by the end of the season.
 

Bwuk

Full Member
Joined
Feb 29, 2012
Messages
17,562
Wait till Rooney gets his inevitable injury. Then we'll see meltdown with Fellaini up top.
 

SteveJ

all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian
Scout
Joined
Oct 22, 2010
Messages
62,851
Perspective
 

Speak

Step up to my misogyny soapbox
Joined
Dec 5, 2013
Messages
6,347
There's a dark side to me that wants Romero in goals, Valencia right wing back, 3-5-2 with Rooney somehow in midfield and Blind CB and for us to lose 3-0.

Just to see what would happen. Half the forum would get banned I reckon.
:lol:
 

DomesticTadpole

Doom-monger obsessed with Herrera & the M.E.N.
Joined
Jun 4, 2011
Messages
102,080
Location
Barrow In Furness
You're describing something far more severe and extreme than a meltdown were those things to happen.

Wanna see a mass Caf explosion, Louis? :lol:

---------------Romero

-------Jones----Evans-----Blind

-Valencia------Carrick---------Young
----------Mata---------Fellaini
-------------Rooney--Depay
The fallout when we have three points deducted for fielding an suspended player in Fellaini will add fuel to the fire as well.
 

VanGaalEra

Full Member
Joined
Jul 25, 2014
Messages
13,270
What a depressing squad. It's not even like Spurs are good either.

I told you we should have bought Kane before he scored against us.

feck LVG and his philosophy. Can't blame Di Maria for leaving.
Fecking hell, that is a meltdown.

Whose post was that?
 

Brightonian

Full Member
Joined
Sep 22, 2012
Messages
14,138
Location
Juanderlust
You're describing something far more severe and extreme than a meltdown were those things to happen.

Wanna see a mass Caf explosion, Louis? :lol:

---------------Romero

-------Jones----Evans-----Blind

-Valencia------Carrick---------Young
----------Mata---------Fellaini
-------------Rooney--Depay
There would be actual deaths.
 

Rozay

Master of Hindsight
Joined
Oct 22, 2012
Messages
27,530
Location
...
Tbh, at this stage in the game, I'm all moaned out (for a bit anyway). Surely at some stage, the prevailing emotion is just joy to watch the team play again and the fact that the PL is back.
 

pacifictheme

Full Member
Joined
Sep 28, 2013
Messages
7,821
There's a dark side to me that wants Romero in goals, Valencia right wing back, 3-5-2 with Rooney somehow in midfield and Blind CB and for us to lose 3-0.

Just to see what would happen. Half the forum would get banned I reckon.
I would expect Romero to start now ddg is not playing.

But i agree, meltdown wouldn't describe it...
 

sunama

Baghdad Bob
Joined
Apr 26, 2014
Messages
16,868
This place is going into meltdown?
If Spurs win...now THAT will be a meltdown.

If I'm being honest I am worried if we are able to even score 1 goal. Our attack is weaker than last year and we finished last season with 3 goals in 6 games.
Anyway, fingers crossed that we are able to score a goal.
 

sunama

Baghdad Bob
Joined
Apr 26, 2014
Messages
16,868
There's a dark side to me that wants Romero in goals, Valencia right wing back, 3-5-2 with Rooney somehow in midfield and Blind CB and for us to lose 3-0.

Just to see what would happen. Half the forum would get banned I reckon.
Dude...that would be unbelievable.
If we do lose, I hope that we play players out of position. If only to see the reaction of this place. LVG out...blah blah blah.
 

Aussie_Red_Devil

Full Member
Joined
Jul 14, 2013
Messages
999
There's a dark side to me that wants Romero in goals, Valencia right wing back, 3-5-2 with Rooney somehow in midfield and Blind CB and for us to lose 3-0.

Just to see what would happen. Half the forum would get banned I reckon.
Also Herrera not even in the match day squad.
 

Dumbstar

We got another woman hater here.
Joined
Jul 18, 2002
Messages
21,286
Location
Viva Karius!
Supports
Liverpool
I reckon we'll get more replies in this than the RAWK meltdown thread by the end of the season.
Wait a minute!! That sounds like an unpopular opinion. Use the right thread! Mods?

:p
 

Cristiano Jonaldo

Lawyer Here!
Joined
Apr 21, 2014
Messages
574
Location
United Kingdom
If our goalkeeper touches the ball more than once today, it's a sign that we have learned nothing from the endless backpasses of last year and should concede the premiership before the final whistle.
 
Pedro transfer falls through
Joined
Nov 5, 2012
Messages
3,420
Location
Learn me a booke
Time to revive this with the recent development in the Pedro saga.


'We can do things in the transfer market other clubs can only dream of' - we weren't lying!
No value. :wenger:
At least we don't have to pretend that he is a great player anymore. Pedro you are trash.
This is all Ballague's fault.
Bale was booed again by the Madrid fans last night apparently
The only people trying to play down what a feck up this is are the Mata fanboys because now he'll slowly play every week.
We'll probably get slated on Soccer Saturday.
Quick, sign someone! Especially a reported Chelsea target!
At least won't have to put up with his diving.
To the Jefferson Montero thread.
Ok, who changed their vote from "Yes, Pedro will be a great addition" to something else? :D